A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Cockney Nut-Job

iam:londonlad

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42 responses to “Cockney Nut-Job”

  1. CrimShuffle Avatar

    ave a cuppa tea ave a cuppa tea

  2. CrimShuffle Avatar

    ave a cuppa tea ave a cuppa tea

  3. Michael Avatar

    omg i fucking love that mighty boosh quote! And i have to admit it suits the picture very nicely.

  4. Michael Avatar

    omg i fucking love that mighty boosh quote! And i have to admit it suits the picture very nicely.

  5. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    A face only a parent could love….just kidding of course 🙂

  6. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    A face only a parent could love….just kidding of course 🙂

  7. laura Avatar

    *blowout alert!*

    ’tis a cute face, though.

  8. laura Avatar

    *blowout alert!*

    ’tis a cute face, though.

  9. winch Avatar
    winch

    I am SOOO loving the boosh reference…. If indeed it was supposed to be a Boosh reference…

  10. winch Avatar
    winch

    I am SOOO loving the boosh reference…. If indeed it was supposed to be a Boosh reference…

  11. Smurf666 Avatar
    Smurf666

    I just love zany cockneys.

  12. Smurf666 Avatar
    Smurf666

    I just love zany cockneys.

  13. spookybeck Avatar
    spookybeck

    that boy got talent!!!
    and, cutesy cockney boys are the bee knee. too bad I can’t do that cockney rhyme. ah well.

  14. spookybeck Avatar
    spookybeck

    that boy got talent!!!
    and, cutesy cockney boys are the bee knee. too bad I can’t do that cockney rhyme. ah well.

  15. bob Avatar
    bob

    laura- where is the blowout alert? closest thing i can see is his labret but thats a split toungue.

  16. bob Avatar
    bob

    laura- where is the blowout alert? closest thing i can see is his labret but thats a split toungue.

  17. kelly Avatar
    kelly

    Why does someone always have to point out if someone else has a blowout? anyways i love the picture:)

  18. kelly Avatar
    kelly

    Why does someone always have to point out if someone else has a blowout? anyways i love the picture:)

  19. Lillie Avatar
    Lillie

    Does he have to stick his finger in the hole at the front when drinking so his tea dosnt run out?

    Gotta admit tho its one hell of a look!

  20. Lillie Avatar
    Lillie

    Does he have to stick his finger in the hole at the front when drinking so his tea dosnt run out?

    Gotta admit tho its one hell of a look!

  21. crazzy420 Avatar
    crazzy420

    haha i first didn’t realize that he stuck his tongue through his labret. hahaha. i like how it looks though. :]

  22. crazzy420 Avatar
    crazzy420

    haha i first didn’t realize that he stuck his tongue through his labret. hahaha. i like how it looks though. :]

  23. London Avatar
    London

    his iam name is my email address, weird. anyway, i enjoy this kind of silly thing. it always makes me smile.

  24. London Avatar
    London

    his iam name is my email address, weird. anyway, i enjoy this kind of silly thing. it always makes me smile.

  25. gracefulstalker Avatar

    booooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

  26. gracefulstalker Avatar

    booooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

  27. Nate Avatar

    Kelly – it gets me off.

  28. Nate Avatar

    Kelly – it gets me off.

  29. Amanda Avatar

    I’m a cockney geezer! Watch me bleed ya!

  30. Amanda Avatar

    I’m a cockney geezer! Watch me bleed ya!

  31. kookyknut Avatar

    he’s really cute 🙂

  32. kookyknut Avatar

    he’s really cute 🙂

  33. Lucie Avatar

    @9: Because blowouts kinda = doin’ it wrong? 🙂

  34. Lucie Avatar

    @9: Because blowouts kinda = doin’ it wrong? 🙂

  35. londonlad Avatar

    Haha! Ahahhhahahaha! Cheers for that RooRaah. Modblogged for being a ‘Cockney Nut-Job’! Classic! That photo man… haaahaaahahaha! I look terrible!

    …btw… the blowout has pretty much gone now. I take ‘em out for 8hrs a day and they’ve sorted ‘emselves out 🙂

    Thanks again people! And for all the comments!

    ….now blog me looking nice!

    🙂

  36. londonlad Avatar

    Haha! Ahahhhahahaha! Cheers for that RooRaah. Modblogged for being a ‘Cockney Nut-Job’! Classic! That photo man… haaahaaahahaha! I look terrible!

    …btw… the blowout has pretty much gone now. I take ‘em out for 8hrs a day and they’ve sorted ‘emselves out 🙂

    Thanks again people! And for all the comments!

    ….now blog me looking nice!

    🙂

  37. Rosée Avatar
    Rosée

    Hahahaha this picture made me burst into a fit of giggles. I love it.

  38. Rosée Avatar
    Rosée

    Hahahaha this picture made me burst into a fit of giggles. I love it.

  39. sparrow Avatar
    sparrow

    so pretty lmao. 😛

    p.s. BOOSH

  40. sparrow Avatar
    sparrow

    so pretty lmao. 😛

    p.s. BOOSH

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