OK, I’m not really going to quote Stewie in every entry, but I think I can use a general purpose Family Guy reference nonetheless.
Lois: Oh, what about this, Meg? A pink baby-tee that says “Little Slut.” That seems pretty hip.
Meg: I don’t know if that’s really me, Mom.
Lois: Well, they’ve got one that says “Porn Star” and another that says “Sperm Dumpster.” And they’re all written in glitter.
Meg: All right, all right. Give me “Sperm Dumpster.”
Lois: That’s the spirit!
by Dawn-Marie at Hot Rod Tattoo in Spokane WA