A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Those crazy Brits!

I have no idea what this show is about, but it comes from the same country that finds Mr. Bean funny, so how can I expect to understand?

Anyhow blackroses sent me a message on IAM that said:

We have a show in england called snog marry avoid, tonight is the start of series 3 and i was surprised and delighted to find a fork tongued teacher!

She was kind enough to include a link to it on YouTube so I could share it with you guys.

UPDATE: My favorite nomad, Howie, shot me a message saying he was the artist who did the implants and tongue split and that the girl is kissitgoodbye.

Comments

225 responses to “Those crazy Brits!”

  1. Sean Philips Avatar

    I know her and Howie did her mods as well. I think he is in on it!

    @Nadi, I write post for Modblog and answer questions on AskBme, aside from that I have nothing to do with BME or the updates. I can tell you that Rachel is busting her ass getting the new site ready to launch and as soon as it does, things should be better than ever. For now, be patient, and be happy BME is updating even if the front page image is not 🙂

  2. Sean Philips Avatar

    I know her and Howie did her mods as well. I think he is in on it!

    @Nadi, I write post for Modblog and answer questions on AskBme, aside from that I have nothing to do with BME or the updates. I can tell you that Rachel is busting her ass getting the new site ready to launch and as soon as it does, things should be better than ever. For now, be patient, and be happy BME is updating even if the front page image is not 🙂

  3. Sean Philips Avatar

    I know her and Howie did her mods as well. I think he is in on it!

    @Nadi, I write post for Modblog and answer questions on AskBme, aside from that I have nothing to do with BME or the updates. I can tell you that Rachel is busting her ass getting the new site ready to launch and as soon as it does, things should be better than ever. For now, be patient, and be happy BME is updating even if the front page image is not 🙂

  4. JustJen Avatar

    Two tongues are definitely better then one!

  5. JustJen Avatar

    Two tongues are definitely better then one!

  6. JustJen Avatar

    Two tongues are definitely better then one!

  7. blackroses Avatar

    the talking camera is called POD (personal overhaul device) and she didnt do ANYTHING to her. basically she walked in, in her normal clothes and then POD spotted the wrist tattoo she had and asked what else was going on under her clothes.

  8. blackroses Avatar

    the talking camera is called POD (personal overhaul device) and she didnt do ANYTHING to her. basically she walked in, in her normal clothes and then POD spotted the wrist tattoo she had and asked what else was going on under her clothes.

  9. blackroses Avatar

    the talking camera is called POD (personal overhaul device) and she didnt do ANYTHING to her. basically she walked in, in her normal clothes and then POD spotted the wrist tattoo she had and asked what else was going on under her clothes.

  10. blackroses Avatar

    also “snogging” is kissing with tongues my american friends!

  11. blackroses Avatar

    also “snogging” is kissing with tongues my american friends!

  12. blackroses Avatar

    also “snogging” is kissing with tongues my american friends!

  13. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    i LOVE this show!! haha

  14. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    i LOVE this show!! haha

  15. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    i LOVE this show!! haha

  16. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    Roo, Dunebug is right about Mr Bean being far more popular in the US.
    Us Brits preferred Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder.

    …I’ve never watched snog marry avoid, it sounds dreadful

  17. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    Roo, Dunebug is right about Mr Bean being far more popular in the US.
    Us Brits preferred Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder.

    …I’ve never watched snog marry avoid, it sounds dreadful

  18. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    Roo, Dunebug is right about Mr Bean being far more popular in the US.
    Us Brits preferred Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder.

    …I’ve never watched snog marry avoid, it sounds dreadful

  19. Roo Avatar

    Nic – I had no idea it was even known in the US, cool stuff.

    I love Blackadder too, especially series three! I always cry at the end of series four..

  20. Roo Avatar

    Nic – I had no idea it was even known in the US, cool stuff.

    I love Blackadder too, especially series three! I always cry at the end of series four..

  21. Roo Avatar

    Nic – I had no idea it was even known in the US, cool stuff.

    I love Blackadder too, especially series three! I always cry at the end of series four..

  22. Lindsay H Avatar
    Lindsay H

    That girl have Howie written all over her! Damn, like we needed to name drop him to figure out those hearts and placements!

  23. Lindsay H Avatar
    Lindsay H

    That girl have Howie written all over her! Damn, like we needed to name drop him to figure out those hearts and placements!

  24. Lindsay H Avatar
    Lindsay H

    That girl have Howie written all over her! Damn, like we needed to name drop him to figure out those hearts and placements!

  25. Nadi Avatar
    Nadi

    @Sean Philips – Thanks for the update! Good to know. And, I’m definitely happy Modblog is updating, don’t you worry 🙂

  26. Nadi Avatar
    Nadi

    @Sean Philips – Thanks for the update! Good to know. And, I’m definitely happy Modblog is updating, don’t you worry 🙂

  27. Nadi Avatar
    Nadi

    @Sean Philips – Thanks for the update! Good to know. And, I’m definitely happy Modblog is updating, don’t you worry 🙂

  28. gandy Avatar
    gandy

    i like blackadder, i love baldrics poem

    “boom boom boom” 😀

  29. gandy Avatar
    gandy

    i like blackadder, i love baldrics poem

    “boom boom boom” 😀

  30. gandy Avatar
    gandy

    i like blackadder, i love baldrics poem

    “boom boom boom” 😀

  31. sakura Avatar
    sakura

    omg i was asked to be on this! promptly refused hahaha

  32. sakura Avatar
    sakura

    omg i was asked to be on this! promptly refused hahaha

  33. sakura Avatar
    sakura

    omg i was asked to be on this! promptly refused hahaha

  34. blackroses Avatar

    i have a cunning plan.

    thing is to be on the show, if you dont put yourself forward…. it means a friend or family member has put you forward.

    i’d shoot anyone who put me forward for this….OR id go on and give POD hell.

  35. blackroses Avatar

    i have a cunning plan.

    thing is to be on the show, if you dont put yourself forward…. it means a friend or family member has put you forward.

    i’d shoot anyone who put me forward for this….OR id go on and give POD hell.

  36. blackroses Avatar

    i have a cunning plan.

    thing is to be on the show, if you dont put yourself forward…. it means a friend or family member has put you forward.

    i’d shoot anyone who put me forward for this….OR id go on and give POD hell.

  37. Stasha-Pistachio Avatar
    Stasha-Pistachio

    I kinda like this show…
    Its mainly the overly fake-tanned people wearing belts as tops.

    My favourite was the guy with the head transdermals.
    His ‘make-under’ involved a rather tall hat…

    (I wish my teachers were that cool too)

  38. Stasha-Pistachio Avatar
    Stasha-Pistachio

    I kinda like this show…
    Its mainly the overly fake-tanned people wearing belts as tops.

    My favourite was the guy with the head transdermals.
    His ‘make-under’ involved a rather tall hat…

    (I wish my teachers were that cool too)

  39. Stasha-Pistachio Avatar
    Stasha-Pistachio

    I kinda like this show…
    Its mainly the overly fake-tanned people wearing belts as tops.

    My favourite was the guy with the head transdermals.
    His ‘make-under’ involved a rather tall hat…

    (I wish my teachers were that cool too)

  40. blackroses Avatar

    @ Stasha – THATS THE ONE I WAS TRYING TO FIND!!!
    i loved him – very hot!

  41. blackroses Avatar

    @ Stasha – THATS THE ONE I WAS TRYING TO FIND!!!
    i loved him – very hot!

  42. blackroses Avatar

    @ Stasha – THATS THE ONE I WAS TRYING TO FIND!!!
    i loved him – very hot!

  43. SS Avatar
    SS

    The best parts are at the beginning of the clip, “rat crawling up your drainpipe” and “tits on your arm” 😀

    I didn’t care for her responses, ie. rats are awesome, etc. because they’re not very informative, but in all honesty, if I was in that situation, I’d do the same thing. POD obviously doesn’t approve of her mods, and if I’m around someone that I don’t think is actually interested, I’d just say basic stuff to blow them off.

  44. SS Avatar
    SS

    The best parts are at the beginning of the clip, “rat crawling up your drainpipe” and “tits on your arm” 😀

    I didn’t care for her responses, ie. rats are awesome, etc. because they’re not very informative, but in all honesty, if I was in that situation, I’d do the same thing. POD obviously doesn’t approve of her mods, and if I’m around someone that I don’t think is actually interested, I’d just say basic stuff to blow them off.

  45. SS Avatar
    SS

    The best parts are at the beginning of the clip, “rat crawling up your drainpipe” and “tits on your arm” 😀

    I didn’t care for her responses, ie. rats are awesome, etc. because they’re not very informative, but in all honesty, if I was in that situation, I’d do the same thing. POD obviously doesn’t approve of her mods, and if I’m around someone that I don’t think is actually interested, I’d just say basic stuff to blow them off.

  46. piqued Avatar

    It’s already been said that Mr. Bean enjoyed more popularity in the U.S. In return we have fucking Friends on every hour. Glass houses stones?

    And BBC Three (from where the clip derives) is a channel aimed at teenagers.

  47. piqued Avatar

    It’s already been said that Mr. Bean enjoyed more popularity in the U.S. In return we have fucking Friends on every hour. Glass houses stones?

    And BBC Three (from where the clip derives) is a channel aimed at teenagers.

  48. piqued Avatar

    It’s already been said that Mr. Bean enjoyed more popularity in the U.S. In return we have fucking Friends on every hour. Glass houses stones?

    And BBC Three (from where the clip derives) is a channel aimed at teenagers.

  49. blackroses Avatar

    Piqued

    not exactly aimed just at teenagers; it just does replays from stuff on BBC1and 2 that was on earlier in the day.

  50. blackroses Avatar

    Piqued

    not exactly aimed just at teenagers; it just does replays from stuff on BBC1and 2 that was on earlier in the day.

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