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Those crazy Brits!

Written by

Sean Philips

I have no idea what this show is about, but it comes from the same country that finds Mr. Bean funny, so how can I expect to understand?

Anyhow blackroses sent me a message on IAM that said:

We have a show in england called snog marry avoid, tonight is the start of series 3 and i was surprised and delighted to find a fork tongued teacher!

She was kind enough to include a link to it on YouTube so I could share it with you guys.

UPDATE: My favorite nomad, Howie, shot me a message saying he was the artist who did the implants and tongue split and that the girl is kissitgoodbye.

Comments

225 responses to “Those crazy Brits!”

  1. blackroses Avatar
    blackroses

    Piqued

    not exactly aimed just at teenagers; it just does replays from stuff on BBC1and 2 that was on earlier in the day.

  2. NRichards Avatar
    NRichards

    It’s funny how uninteresting and safe the tattoos seem compared to the 3D implants and tongue splitting

  3. NRichards Avatar
    NRichards

    It’s funny how uninteresting and safe the tattoos seem compared to the 3D implants and tongue splitting

  4. NRichards Avatar
    NRichards

    It’s funny how uninteresting and safe the tattoos seem compared to the 3D implants and tongue splitting

  5. yukiko Avatar
    yukiko

    oh.. my.. god..

  6. yukiko Avatar
    yukiko

    oh.. my.. god..

  7. yukiko Avatar
    yukiko

    oh.. my.. god..

  8. sazmatazz Avatar
    sazmatazz

    thats bbc3 dudes not bbc1. And when the hell did bbc 3 become ‘aimed at teenagers’?”! Lies!
    I am dumbfounded by you people who don’t know what snog means. Gah!
    I love this programme, despite it working on the shock factor thing and me not being easily shocked.
    But its mainly aimed at the Jordan/Jodie Marsh ‘clone army’ with the occasional modded person thrown in for diversity…
    She is a cool teacher. POD is a prick and wouldn’t listen to genuine reasons/explanations anyway!

  9. sazmatazz Avatar
    sazmatazz

    thats bbc3 dudes not bbc1. And when the hell did bbc 3 become ‘aimed at teenagers’?”! Lies!
    I am dumbfounded by you people who don’t know what snog means. Gah!
    I love this programme, despite it working on the shock factor thing and me not being easily shocked.
    But its mainly aimed at the Jordan/Jodie Marsh ‘clone army’ with the occasional modded person thrown in for diversity…
    She is a cool teacher. POD is a prick and wouldn’t listen to genuine reasons/explanations anyway!

  10. sazmatazz Avatar
    sazmatazz

    thats bbc3 dudes not bbc1. And when the hell did bbc 3 become ‘aimed at teenagers’?”! Lies!
    I am dumbfounded by you people who don’t know what snog means. Gah!
    I love this programme, despite it working on the shock factor thing and me not being easily shocked.
    But its mainly aimed at the Jordan/Jodie Marsh ‘clone army’ with the occasional modded person thrown in for diversity…
    She is a cool teacher. POD is a prick and wouldn’t listen to genuine reasons/explanations anyway!

  11. die_wide Avatar
    die_wide

    shes from scotland!!! not american with a british twang 😛

  12. die_wide Avatar
    die_wide

    shes from scotland!!! not american with a british twang 😛

  13. die_wide Avatar
    die_wide

    shes from scotland!!! not american with a british twang 😛

  14. anthony Avatar
    anthony

    marry!

  15. anthony Avatar
    anthony

    marry!

  16. anthony Avatar
    anthony

    marry!

  17. Moriah Avatar
    Moriah

    POD is fucking annoying!

  18. Moriah Avatar
    Moriah

    POD is fucking annoying!

  19. Moriah Avatar
    Moriah

    POD is fucking annoying!

  20. SALVO SLICE Avatar
    SALVO SLICE

    SHESE FUCKEN HOT

  21. SALVO SLICE Avatar
    SALVO SLICE

    SHESE FUCKEN HOT

  22. SALVO SLICE Avatar
    SALVO SLICE

    SHESE FUCKEN HOT

  23. TattoedMat Avatar
    TattoedMat

    #72 me too 🙂
    she looks stunning 🙂

  24. TattoedMat Avatar
    TattoedMat

    #72 me too 🙂
    she looks stunning 🙂

  25. TattoedMat Avatar
    TattoedMat

    #72 me too 🙂
    she looks stunning 🙂

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