See, now, this is why it’s recommended that you always use a cutting board when chopping various meats and vegetables—one wrong swipe and something like this could easily happen. Unless, of course, this is the sort of (relatively hardcore) erotic play in which you’re trying to engage, in which case a cutting board would probably just get in the way. All of which is to say, jack6two is not interested in any of your damn cutting boards, thank you very much.
Comments
220 responses to “Measure a Thousand Times”
Yeah, well said.
anyway, i won’t argue. but everyone has his own opinion.
i suppose i could put it nicely. my bad.
Yeah, well said.
anyway, i won’t argue. but everyone has his own opinion.
i suppose i could put it nicely. my bad.
Yay! BBQ time!;)
Yay! BBQ time!;)
Yay! BBQ time!;)
Yay! BBQ time!;)
First off, Split dicks is gross, but hey, do what makes you happy.
Second, why are you having political discussions? And Bif (#31) – seriously, go home.
Third, if I want to post on the split dick image and say awesome or omg, then that’s that, quit beating people up about their closed mindedness, just like no one beats up those that say they like it.
And Finally, I am so sick of all the scenesters on here and on the modblog. It used to be cool works, interesting pieces. Now it’s half naked girls with subdermals – Oh Man, that’s really original.
And no, I don’t have an IAM account to log in as I never got a real one, you people won’t give me one, and I damn sure aint paying again when you lost my info the last two times.
So I am a guest
First off, Split dicks is gross, but hey, do what makes you happy.
Second, why are you having political discussions? And Bif (#31) – seriously, go home.
Third, if I want to post on the split dick image and say awesome or omg, then that’s that, quit beating people up about their closed mindedness, just like no one beats up those that say they like it.
And Finally, I am so sick of all the scenesters on here and on the modblog. It used to be cool works, interesting pieces. Now it’s half naked girls with subdermals – Oh Man, that’s really original.
And no, I don’t have an IAM account to log in as I never got a real one, you people won’t give me one, and I damn sure aint paying again when you lost my info the last two times.
So I am a guest
First off, Split dicks is gross, but hey, do what makes you happy.
Second, why are you having political discussions? And Bif (#31) – seriously, go home.
Third, if I want to post on the split dick image and say awesome or omg, then that’s that, quit beating people up about their closed mindedness, just like no one beats up those that say they like it.
And Finally, I am so sick of all the scenesters on here and on the modblog. It used to be cool works, interesting pieces. Now it’s half naked girls with subdermals – Oh Man, that’s really original.
And no, I don’t have an IAM account to log in as I never got a real one, you people won’t give me one, and I damn sure aint paying again when you lost my info the last two times.
So I am a guest
First off, Split dicks is gross, but hey, do what makes you happy.
Second, why are you having political discussions? And Bif (#31) – seriously, go home.
Third, if I want to post on the split dick image and say awesome or omg, then that’s that, quit beating people up about their closed mindedness, just like no one beats up those that say they like it.
And Finally, I am so sick of all the scenesters on here and on the modblog. It used to be cool works, interesting pieces. Now it’s half naked girls with subdermals – Oh Man, that’s really original.
And no, I don’t have an IAM account to log in as I never got a real one, you people won’t give me one, and I damn sure aint paying again when you lost my info the last two times.
So I am a guest
ahhh jeez! that looks painful. but still really fucking awesome.
split dicks are so gnar. i wish i had the guts to get one.
ahhh jeez! that looks painful. but still really fucking awesome.
split dicks are so gnar. i wish i had the guts to get one.
ahhh jeez! that looks painful. but still really fucking awesome.
split dicks are so gnar. i wish i had the guts to get one.
ahhh jeez! that looks painful. but still really fucking awesome.
split dicks are so gnar. i wish i had the guts to get one.
Totally agree with the guy above me.
great words,man.
about the half naked girls, totally agree. it’s disgusting.
modblog tuned into PORNblog.
Totally agree with the guy above me.
great words,man.
about the half naked girls, totally agree. it’s disgusting.
modblog tuned into PORNblog.
Totally agree with the guy above me.
great words,man.
about the half naked girls, totally agree. it’s disgusting.
modblog tuned into PORNblog.
Totally agree with the guy above me.
great words,man.
about the half naked girls, totally agree. it’s disgusting.
modblog tuned into PORNblog.
seriously guys i don’t get why in every single post on this blog there’s a fight. Readers that don’t like the mods shown should just not post a comment. If you’re going to post something negative, at least be mature about it.
what i don’t get is why subculture fights itself so much. Like seriously, it’s not your life so don’t give so much shit. I know everyone knows what I’m talking about when I say how damn annoying it is when a group of 10 mainstream girls walk up to you in disgust and point at your stretched earlobe and say “oh my god how did you do that!??!?! WHYYY?!?!? DID IT HURT?!!!?” These guys that are featured feel the same way. They’re probably rolling their eyes with me.
seriously, just maintain the peace. It makes it all easier for us. hah
seriously guys i don’t get why in every single post on this blog there’s a fight. Readers that don’t like the mods shown should just not post a comment. If you’re going to post something negative, at least be mature about it.
what i don’t get is why subculture fights itself so much. Like seriously, it’s not your life so don’t give so much shit. I know everyone knows what I’m talking about when I say how damn annoying it is when a group of 10 mainstream girls walk up to you in disgust and point at your stretched earlobe and say “oh my god how did you do that!??!?! WHYYY?!?!? DID IT HURT?!!!?” These guys that are featured feel the same way. They’re probably rolling their eyes with me.
seriously, just maintain the peace. It makes it all easier for us. hah
seriously guys i don’t get why in every single post on this blog there’s a fight. Readers that don’t like the mods shown should just not post a comment. If you’re going to post something negative, at least be mature about it.
what i don’t get is why subculture fights itself so much. Like seriously, it’s not your life so don’t give so much shit. I know everyone knows what I’m talking about when I say how damn annoying it is when a group of 10 mainstream girls walk up to you in disgust and point at your stretched earlobe and say “oh my god how did you do that!??!?! WHYYY?!?!? DID IT HURT?!!!?” These guys that are featured feel the same way. They’re probably rolling their eyes with me.
seriously, just maintain the peace. It makes it all easier for us. hah
seriously guys i don’t get why in every single post on this blog there’s a fight. Readers that don’t like the mods shown should just not post a comment. If you’re going to post something negative, at least be mature about it.
what i don’t get is why subculture fights itself so much. Like seriously, it’s not your life so don’t give so much shit. I know everyone knows what I’m talking about when I say how damn annoying it is when a group of 10 mainstream girls walk up to you in disgust and point at your stretched earlobe and say “oh my god how did you do that!??!?! WHYYY?!?!? DID IT HURT?!!!?” These guys that are featured feel the same way. They’re probably rolling their eyes with me.
seriously, just maintain the peace. It makes it all easier for us. hah
hahaha #40, you must try to write your sentences ” I am so sick of all the scenesters on here and on the modblog. It used to be cool works, interesting pieces. Now it’s half naked girls with subdermals – Oh Man, that’s really original.” in a post like that and people will burn your dick ! lol
I suppose that there are more and more readers on BME… with more and more “pretty” people… Or/and, perhaps less and less BodMods/performance/art enthusiasts…
hahaha #40, you must try to write your sentences ” I am so sick of all the scenesters on here and on the modblog. It used to be cool works, interesting pieces. Now it’s half naked girls with subdermals – Oh Man, that’s really original.” in a post like that and people will burn your dick ! lol
I suppose that there are more and more readers on BME… with more and more “pretty” people… Or/and, perhaps less and less BodMods/performance/art enthusiasts…
hahaha #40, you must try to write your sentences ” I am so sick of all the scenesters on here and on the modblog. It used to be cool works, interesting pieces. Now it’s half naked girls with subdermals – Oh Man, that’s really original.” in a post like that and people will burn your dick ! lol
I suppose that there are more and more readers on BME… with more and more “pretty” people… Or/and, perhaps less and less BodMods/performance/art enthusiasts…
hahaha #40, you must try to write your sentences ” I am so sick of all the scenesters on here and on the modblog. It used to be cool works, interesting pieces. Now it’s half naked girls with subdermals – Oh Man, that’s really original.” in a post like that and people will burn your dick ! lol
I suppose that there are more and more readers on BME… with more and more “pretty” people… Or/and, perhaps less and less BodMods/performance/art enthusiasts…
Hey 40- Ds3m you say “quit beating people up about their closed mindedness, just like no one beats up those that say they like it.”….. REALLY!?!
“no one beats up those that say they like it.”?? Try the rest of main stream non modded society… this place is a forum for the open minded if you dont like it dont come here. As far as not beating up people about their closed mindedness; Will Someone PLEASE hand ma a baseball bat?
Hey 40- Ds3m you say “quit beating people up about their closed mindedness, just like no one beats up those that say they like it.”….. REALLY!?!
“no one beats up those that say they like it.”?? Try the rest of main stream non modded society… this place is a forum for the open minded if you dont like it dont come here. As far as not beating up people about their closed mindedness; Will Someone PLEASE hand ma a baseball bat?
Hey 40- Ds3m you say “quit beating people up about their closed mindedness, just like no one beats up those that say they like it.”….. REALLY!?!
“no one beats up those that say they like it.”?? Try the rest of main stream non modded society… this place is a forum for the open minded if you dont like it dont come here. As far as not beating up people about their closed mindedness; Will Someone PLEASE hand ma a baseball bat?
Hey 40- Ds3m you say “quit beating people up about their closed mindedness, just like no one beats up those that say they like it.”….. REALLY!?!
“no one beats up those that say they like it.”?? Try the rest of main stream non modded society… this place is a forum for the open minded if you dont like it dont come here. As far as not beating up people about their closed mindedness; Will Someone PLEASE hand ma a baseball bat?
Let’s rock.
bring it on, mofo !
Let’s rock.
bring it on, mofo !
Let’s rock.
bring it on, mofo !
Let’s rock.
bring it on, mofo !
hy, boys and girls – excuse me, that i answer so late, but i didnt notice, that my pic is in modblog and excuse that i dont understand all posts with my little bit english-knowledge.
a great surprise for all OMG -sayers: after the first stitches through the cock meat with a little bit pain (yes!)
the forwards- and back-moving of the knife was a wonderfull excitng feeling. i believe it has rubbed near a nerv point. i nearby would reach an orgasmn by this moving. i never had believed this to be possible – but its true!
i set for minutes with the knife moving and had wonderfull feeling like jerking off…..
Our cock is a wonderfull organ with always new experiences and surprises! And you can fell and experienc much things only by doing it!
The reason of the slicing through my cock is, that i want to perform two holes in both cockhalfs for screwing them together or place a great ring through. Sometimes my wife wishes the pits together in ones.
Thats the simple reason for this amazing modding.
And ones additionally for all modder-opponents: You can only understand this modding – i believe – with the similar predisposition for modding. and you must know, that i (and we others too) feel less pain during manipulating and modding our genitals, because we are excited and our body sends out much hormons which let us feel no pain. Over Millions of years our bodies had learned this in dayli fights with injuries. You cant fight well with pain in your body and so the men with this quality overcomes more and better…
hy, boys and girls – excuse me, that i answer so late, but i didnt notice, that my pic is in modblog and excuse that i dont understand all posts with my little bit english-knowledge.
a great surprise for all OMG -sayers: after the first stitches through the cock meat with a little bit pain (yes!)
the forwards- and back-moving of the knife was a wonderfull excitng feeling. i believe it has rubbed near a nerv point. i nearby would reach an orgasmn by this moving. i never had believed this to be possible – but its true!
i set for minutes with the knife moving and had wonderfull feeling like jerking off…..
Our cock is a wonderfull organ with always new experiences and surprises! And you can fell and experienc much things only by doing it!
The reason of the slicing through my cock is, that i want to perform two holes in both cockhalfs for screwing them together or place a great ring through. Sometimes my wife wishes the pits together in ones.
Thats the simple reason for this amazing modding.
And ones additionally for all modder-opponents: You can only understand this modding – i believe – with the similar predisposition for modding. and you must know, that i (and we others too) feel less pain during manipulating and modding our genitals, because we are excited and our body sends out much hormons which let us feel no pain. Over Millions of years our bodies had learned this in dayli fights with injuries. You cant fight well with pain in your body and so the men with this quality overcomes more and better…
hy, boys and girls – excuse me, that i answer so late, but i didnt notice, that my pic is in modblog and excuse that i dont understand all posts with my little bit english-knowledge.
a great surprise for all OMG -sayers: after the first stitches through the cock meat with a little bit pain (yes!)
the forwards- and back-moving of the knife was a wonderfull excitng feeling. i believe it has rubbed near a nerv point. i nearby would reach an orgasmn by this moving. i never had believed this to be possible – but its true!
i set for minutes with the knife moving and had wonderfull feeling like jerking off…..
Our cock is a wonderfull organ with always new experiences and surprises! And you can fell and experienc much things only by doing it!
The reason of the slicing through my cock is, that i want to perform two holes in both cockhalfs for screwing them together or place a great ring through. Sometimes my wife wishes the pits together in ones.
Thats the simple reason for this amazing modding.
And ones additionally for all modder-opponents: You can only understand this modding – i believe – with the similar predisposition for modding. and you must know, that i (and we others too) feel less pain during manipulating and modding our genitals, because we are excited and our body sends out much hormons which let us feel no pain. Over Millions of years our bodies had learned this in dayli fights with injuries. You cant fight well with pain in your body and so the men with this quality overcomes more and better…
hy, boys and girls – excuse me, that i answer so late, but i didnt notice, that my pic is in modblog and excuse that i dont understand all posts with my little bit english-knowledge.
a great surprise for all OMG -sayers: after the first stitches through the cock meat with a little bit pain (yes!)
the forwards- and back-moving of the knife was a wonderfull excitng feeling. i believe it has rubbed near a nerv point. i nearby would reach an orgasmn by this moving. i never had believed this to be possible – but its true!
i set for minutes with the knife moving and had wonderfull feeling like jerking off…..
Our cock is a wonderfull organ with always new experiences and surprises! And you can fell and experienc much things only by doing it!
The reason of the slicing through my cock is, that i want to perform two holes in both cockhalfs for screwing them together or place a great ring through. Sometimes my wife wishes the pits together in ones.
Thats the simple reason for this amazing modding.
And ones additionally for all modder-opponents: You can only understand this modding – i believe – with the similar predisposition for modding. and you must know, that i (and we others too) feel less pain during manipulating and modding our genitals, because we are excited and our body sends out much hormons which let us feel no pain. Over Millions of years our bodies had learned this in dayli fights with injuries. You cant fight well with pain in your body and so the men with this quality overcomes more and better…
I agree with #2, pretty sure it’s photoshopped.
I agree with #2, pretty sure it’s photoshopped.
I agree with #2, pretty sure it’s photoshopped.
I agree with #2, pretty sure it’s photoshopped.
Comments on the intensity of this is unnecessary.
The photoshopping is PAINFULLY obvious.
Fail.
Comments on the intensity of this is unnecessary.
The photoshopping is PAINFULLY obvious.
Fail.
Comments on the intensity of this is unnecessary.
The photoshopping is PAINFULLY obvious.
Fail.
Comments on the intensity of this is unnecessary.
The photoshopping is PAINFULLY obvious.
Fail.
**Add on to my post above*
Mind you, the split dick is real. Major kudos for going through with the ultra-mod!
All the same… the knife is photoshopped.
**Add on to my post above*
Mind you, the split dick is real. Major kudos for going through with the ultra-mod!
All the same… the knife is photoshopped.
**Add on to my post above*
Mind you, the split dick is real. Major kudos for going through with the ultra-mod!
All the same… the knife is photoshopped.
**Add on to my post above*
Mind you, the split dick is real. Major kudos for going through with the ultra-mod!
All the same… the knife is photoshopped.