A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

What Am I, A Farmer?


Look, all I’m saying is, I appreciate Fyrezice‘s commitment to time-honored sartorial traditions like the bow-tie and the mustache. Mix that with the cigarette, and this is truly the Mad Men of self-done penectomies. All that’s missing is an 11 a.m. glass of Scotch.

(Disclaimer: This, of course, is not to be glib or to make light of this experience, which was, to be sure, not an endeavor to be taken lightly at all. Lucky for us, he has written down, in great detail, the entire process from start to finish, including not just descriptions of what physically took place, but lengthy discussions of his motivations and his life following the procedure. This is a truly fascinating account—we’d love to interview him, if not for the fact that he’s already gone into so much detail about everything. Eh, maybe we’ll still try. As well, his BME/Hard gallery can be found here.)

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Comments

48 responses to “What Am I, A Farmer?”

  1. Damo Avatar
    Damo

    The most unexpected blurred pitcure I’ve ever fucking seen.

  2. Damo Avatar
    Damo

    The most unexpected blurred pitcure I’ve ever fucking seen.

  3. bastian Avatar

    Thanks for that disclaimer. Glad to see that modblog finally acknowledges that not everything goes well with pseudo-funny captions.

  4. bastian Avatar

    Thanks for that disclaimer. Glad to see that modblog finally acknowledges that not everything goes well with pseudo-funny captions.

  5. dan Avatar
    dan

    that buddy is a goooof. talking about his owner and shit? get a life dude, like im all for body mod but this is a joke

  6. dan Avatar
    dan

    that buddy is a goooof. talking about his owner and shit? get a life dude, like im all for body mod but this is a joke

  7. Hell_Puppy Avatar
    Hell_Puppy

    This is the first time I’ve ever thought “gross” to a pic on modblog.

    Just thought I’d mention it.

  8. Hell_Puppy Avatar
    Hell_Puppy

    This is the first time I’ve ever thought “gross” to a pic on modblog.

    Just thought I’d mention it.

  9. Stface Avatar

    my stomach hurts. 🙁

    But interesting… Saw something I wish I did not.

  10. Stface Avatar

    my stomach hurts. 🙁

    But interesting… Saw something I wish I did not.

  11. adam Avatar
    adam

    why?
    just why?

  12. adam Avatar
    adam

    why?
    just why?

  13. Dandy Avatar

    I found his story and website very interesting, thanks for a great read 🙂

    While not everyone’s body mod you must understand why a person feels compelled to do this before you judge.

  14. Dandy Avatar

    I found his story and website very interesting, thanks for a great read 🙂

    While not everyone’s body mod you must understand why a person feels compelled to do this before you judge.

  15. hulld Avatar
    hulld

    This is wonderful.
    I am surprised there has not already been more “ZOMG. WHY? FREAK” assholes hating on this.
    If somebody stumbleupons this i will murder them.

  16. hulld Avatar
    hulld

    This is wonderful.
    I am surprised there has not already been more “ZOMG. WHY? FREAK” assholes hating on this.
    If somebody stumbleupons this i will murder them.

  17. justin Avatar
    justin

    Thats amazing. Anyone else notice it looks like a croissant? And that blog was dually fascinating.

  18. justin Avatar
    justin

    Thats amazing. Anyone else notice it looks like a croissant? And that blog was dually fascinating.

  19. lovedarling Avatar

    Why is his balls pointy?

  20. lovedarling Avatar

    Why is his balls pointy?

  21. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    Soooo, that’s a nullo mixed with a split transcrotal?

    Hmmm. I don’t understand.

  22. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    Soooo, that’s a nullo mixed with a split transcrotal?

    Hmmm. I don’t understand.

  23. Jaime Avatar
    Jaime

    He did it himself! Amazing.

  24. Jaime Avatar
    Jaime

    He did it himself! Amazing.

  25. Aesop Avatar
    Aesop

    I don’t think “DongBlog” applies to this.

  26. Aesop Avatar
    Aesop

    I don’t think “DongBlog” applies to this.

  27. Sade Avatar
    Sade

    While I find this, and similar images interesting, my boyfriend is completely horrified…Anyway, I think this was cool.

  28. Sade Avatar
    Sade

    While I find this, and similar images interesting, my boyfriend is completely horrified…Anyway, I think this was cool.

  29. zymotic Avatar
    zymotic

    Wow. I added his blog to my bookmarks. Amazing stuff.

  30. zymotic Avatar
    zymotic

    Wow. I added his blog to my bookmarks. Amazing stuff.

  31. Fyrezice Avatar
    Fyrezice

    Thanks Dandy for initiating the change in the tone of the comments.

    Lovedarling, my balls are pointy because the scrotum is split. When the scrotal tissue contracts that is the shape that results.

    Yes Diva, the penis is gone, but I did not have a transcrotal. The scrotum was just split. The cigarette is in my urethral opening. The little nub at the top (the nose) is just some extra loose skin that resulted from the way the suturing was done.

  32. Fyrezice Avatar
    Fyrezice

    Thanks Dandy for initiating the change in the tone of the comments.

    Lovedarling, my balls are pointy because the scrotum is split. When the scrotal tissue contracts that is the shape that results.

    Yes Diva, the penis is gone, but I did not have a transcrotal. The scrotum was just split. The cigarette is in my urethral opening. The little nub at the top (the nose) is just some extra loose skin that resulted from the way the suturing was done.

  33. asp Avatar
    asp

    @fyrezice great response, eventhough I still don’t really understand why you chose to get rid of your penis… mind explaining why?

  34. asp Avatar
    asp

    @fyrezice great response, eventhough I still don’t really understand why you chose to get rid of your penis… mind explaining why?

  35. Fyrezice Avatar
    Fyrezice

    It is a long story asp, which is told at

    http://www.fyrezice.com/?page_id=42

  36. Fyrezice Avatar
    Fyrezice

    It is a long story asp, which is told at

    http://www.fyrezice.com/?page_id=42

  37. nk Avatar
    nk

    its interesting until the part with the penis hole and the penis tree and “other men had dangly things and mine was safely at home in the fridge”. I think has a human you have the right to cut off whatever you want, but I do think you might have some emotional/mental abnormalities, even regardless of the penectomy. This is not meant to be mean, but helpful. I wish you the best of luck.

  38. nk Avatar
    nk

    its interesting until the part with the penis hole and the penis tree and “other men had dangly things and mine was safely at home in the fridge”. I think has a human you have the right to cut off whatever you want, but I do think you might have some emotional/mental abnormalities, even regardless of the penectomy. This is not meant to be mean, but helpful. I wish you the best of luck.

  39. Fyrezice Avatar
    Fyrezice

    Some people might have flushed the remains down the toilet, but I simply chose to plant a tree over them to mark the occasion.

    I did not want to offend anyone by referring their pride and joy as a dangly thing. I intended to be humorous, not insulting. In fact I admire other men’s penises very much, especially when they become undangly.

    You are absolutely right, nk. I am not normal, never have been, never will be.

  40. Fyrezice Avatar
    Fyrezice

    Some people might have flushed the remains down the toilet, but I simply chose to plant a tree over them to mark the occasion.

    I did not want to offend anyone by referring their pride and joy as a dangly thing. I intended to be humorous, not insulting. In fact I admire other men’s penises very much, especially when they become undangly.

    You are absolutely right, nk. I am not normal, never have been, never will be.

  41. Ling, Man-Ya Avatar
    Ling, Man-Ya

    It kind of looks like you had your penis buried under the skin and the urethral opening on the bottom.

  42. Ling, Man-Ya Avatar
    Ling, Man-Ya

    It kind of looks like you had your penis buried under the skin and the urethral opening on the bottom.

  43. Ling, Man-Ya Avatar
    Ling, Man-Ya

    Is their a way to create a neovagina using this procedure and keep my penis & testicles? Even if I end up looking like the picture on the left in the following link(s):

    http://www.indianjurol.com/viewimage.asp?img=IndianJUrol_2012_28_3_286_102703_f2.jpg

    http://www.indianjurol.com/viewimage.asp?img=IndianJUrol_2012_28_3_286_102703_f1.jpg

  44. Ling, Man-Ya Avatar
    Ling, Man-Ya

    Is their a way to create a neovagina using this procedure and keep my penis & testicles? Even if I end up looking like the picture on the left in the following link(s):

    http://www.indianjurol.com/viewimage.asp?img=IndianJUrol_2012_28_3_286_102703_f2.jpg

    http://www.indianjurol.com/viewimage.asp?img=IndianJUrol_2012_28_3_286_102703_f1.jpg

  45. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    If I check for pointy moustache on google pictures, I see the non-blurred version of this and when I click on it, I see this site (with the blurred version). What is up with that?

  46. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    If I check for pointy moustache on google pictures, I see the non-blurred version of this and when I click on it, I see this site (with the blurred version). What is up with that?

  47. Jen Avatar

    Chris, if you click the photo you will see the non-blurry version. We have no control over how Google indexes images but if you’re questioning why we don’t have the uncensored version, it’s just a matter of clicking on the image itself to see it.

  48. Jen Avatar

    Chris, if you click the photo you will see the non-blurry version. We have no control over how Google indexes images but if you’re questioning why we don’t have the uncensored version, it’s just a matter of clicking on the image itself to see it.

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