We’ve featured this particular beefcake before, and I mistakenly identified him as having been carved out of granite by Jesus. This was false, and I apologize for this mischaracterization. In fact, he was installed at the bottom of the sea over 60,000 years ago, by aliens, and occasionally surfaces to assert his dominance over killer whales and giant squid and underwater volcanoes and the like. He is literally standing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in this picture, on top of a shark that had been alive since the Cretaceous period, which he killed just by looking at it. When asked for comment, he kindly shooed us away, as his mouth was full of Loch Ness Monster meat and he didn’t want to be rude.
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104 responses to “I Got Pretty Close”
Holy Shit….That description was funny
Holy Shit….That description was funny
his right shoulderlooks photoshopped to me…also bit strange shadow there
his right shoulderlooks photoshopped to me…also bit strange shadow there
I like the way his shoulders/biceps cast a shadow over the SEA. C’mon.
I like the way his shoulders/biceps cast a shadow over the SEA. C’mon.
I so wanted a naked clickthrough.
Obviously photoshopped… but still…
I so wanted a naked clickthrough.
Obviously photoshopped… but still…
buck angel?!
buck angel?!
nice.. erm.. photoshopped shadows (Y)
nice.. erm.. photoshopped shadows (Y)
Best intro to date! lol mouth full of lockness monster! i would have guessed killer whale penis but hey tomato thomato…
Best intro to date! lol mouth full of lockness monster! i would have guessed killer whale penis but hey tomato thomato…
haha i thoroughly enjoyed the ranting description. a shark and the lockness. nice.
haha i thoroughly enjoyed the ranting description. a shark and the lockness. nice.
Actually it looks like he’s kneeling. You can see his right heel just under the water. 😛 Plus, wouldn’t it be difficult to keep your balance standing with legs that far apart in the current? /nitpick
Actually it looks like he’s kneeling. You can see his right heel just under the water. 😛 Plus, wouldn’t it be difficult to keep your balance standing with legs that far apart in the current? /nitpick
DO NOT WANT
DO NOT WANT
ok that’s ugly , the tats and the body
ok that’s ugly , the tats and the body
blaaaargh!!!!! he is the kracken, risen from the sea!!!
sexy, but a kracken nonetheless.
yar.
blaaaargh!!!!! he is the kracken, risen from the sea!!!
sexy, but a kracken nonetheless.
yar.
People aren’t ugly. Words are.
People aren’t ugly. Words are.
Isabel, hes obviously straddling the shark!
I mean come on!
Isabel, hes obviously straddling the shark!
I mean come on!
Love the tags!
Love the tags!
i think it’s pretty obvious he’s standing on a prehistoric shark in the middle of the ocean.
and seriously, you’re insulting? wow. good job guys.
i think he’s ridiculously amazing looking, but i will say, not my type?
that looks like a whole lot of hard work there.
i think it’s pretty obvious he’s standing on a prehistoric shark in the middle of the ocean.
and seriously, you’re insulting? wow. good job guys.
i think he’s ridiculously amazing looking, but i will say, not my type?
that looks like a whole lot of hard work there.
I definitely thought this was Buck Angel at first glance, too.. those shadows are mysterious
I definitely thought this was Buck Angel at first glance, too.. those shadows are mysterious
I thought Buck Angel as well. I would agree… that type of muscle looks difficult to gain.
Someone totally used the burn tool here.
I thought Buck Angel as well. I would agree… that type of muscle looks difficult to gain.
Someone totally used the burn tool here.
He eats beefcakes for brunch and shits killer whales. I bet that water’s cold. xD
He eats beefcakes for brunch and shits killer whales. I bet that water’s cold. xD
Oh my dear Photoshop…. Severe artefacts.
Oh my dear Photoshop…. Severe artefacts.
is it wierd that my favorite part of this picture is his blonde goatee?
hahah
is it wierd that my favorite part of this picture is his blonde goatee?
hahah
Haha! what a self absorbed douche.
Haha! what a self absorbed douche.
OMG!!!! Holy shit!!! He’s so big! So muscle!)))
OMG!!!! Holy shit!!! He’s so big! So muscle!)))
thank you jordan..now i’m going to have nightmares about this guy -_-’…still funny anyway…
thank you jordan..now i’m going to have nightmares about this guy -_-’…still funny anyway…
DAYUM. 😀
DAYUM. 😀