Hey, everybody! Guess what’s in the jar! I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised. (Think it through — this is a hard one.)
Says the gentleman in the photos: “It was a four-hour session and I took breaks every half hour. In the end, I had a hard time getting it out of the sun tea jar. Then it was a very hot finish when I (came) one of the largest loads ever in my lifetime.”
While we’re here, intrepid reader Rebecca writes in, requesting the help of some heavy mods folks in the U.K. for a post-graduate film project:
Masters film student with contacts in the industry and a lot of experience is making an abstract film on the body and body modification requires a heavily modified person to feature in the film! No experience neccessary, there is no budget so this position is unpaid. However, it is all being filmed on High Definition and burned on blu-ray, you will receive credits and copy of the film, which will be submitted into various film festivals.
Using a television studio for parts of the film, will portray the body and body mod in a very arty and stylised way! Already has a few contributors, as well as footage from Bizarre magazines 2008 ball, burlesque shows and live body mod surgery!
If you are interested please email [email protected] for full details. Travel expenses are negotiable, it is not a long commitment, just one days filming.
Comments
74 responses to “It’ll Make You Pucker”
Could have done without the explanation of the amount of load. But that’s just me.
Could have done without the explanation of the amount of load. But that’s just me.
Fuck.
I was going to make iced tea today.
Now I won’t because every time I go to take a drink I’ll be thinking about that “huge load.”
Fuck.
I was going to make iced tea today.
Now I won’t because every time I go to take a drink I’ll be thinking about that “huge load.”
His Cock looks like that parasite monster off of the X files.
What a wonderful way to wake up.
His Cock looks like that parasite monster off of the X files.
What a wonderful way to wake up.
It looks like his wang is sticking out it’s tongue, that odd flap of skin that is sort of curling out. Like it is saying “Nya nya nya! I blew the biggest load! Nya nya nya!” . . . . EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! I think I’ll go bleach my eyeballs now . . . or something to that effect.
It looks like his wang is sticking out it’s tongue, that odd flap of skin that is sort of curling out. Like it is saying “Nya nya nya! I blew the biggest load! Nya nya nya!” . . . . EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! I think I’ll go bleach my eyeballs now . . . or something to that effect.
erm….welllll….ah, @least he had his fun.
positive. thinking positive.
erm….welllll….ah, @least he had his fun.
positive. thinking positive.
😀 Awesome. It’s pretty cool honestly that he had the patience and control to go four hours with this. Nice. And as for huge loads? The more the better! Haha.
😀 Awesome. It’s pretty cool honestly that he had the patience and control to go four hours with this. Nice. And as for huge loads? The more the better! Haha.
haha I can’t imagine spending that much time just to make your junk swollen.
haha I can’t imagine spending that much time just to make your junk swollen.
holy balls. hah, literally
holy balls. hah, literally
you know what got me? the strawberries on the jar. that just made me laugh. and, i wonder what the tattoo is right above his beans and frank.
you know what got me? the strawberries on the jar. that just made me laugh. and, i wonder what the tattoo is right above his beans and frank.
it has a bottom lip…
it has a bottom lip…
#10 maybe give it snakebites?
#10 maybe give it snakebites?
Wonder how long it took for the swelling to go down…. Imagine walking around for hours like that hehe
Wonder how long it took for the swelling to go down…. Imagine walking around for hours like that hehe
nice swollen dude!
nice swollen dude!
pfft screw everyone this is way better then “Go fuck ya self” written on somebody’s stomach. this intrigues the hell outta me. thank you modblog!
and #4?? this is EWWWW its a human body part that half the planet has.. just inflated a bit 😛 cheers to the strawberry jar alway! haha
pfft screw everyone this is way better then “Go fuck ya self” written on somebody’s stomach. this intrigues the hell outta me. thank you modblog!
and #4?? this is EWWWW its a human body part that half the planet has.. just inflated a bit 😛 cheers to the strawberry jar alway! haha
i think that’s super hot.
i think that’s super hot.
Yea the huge load thing not necessary. But like how do you have sex with that? Or like jerk off? I don’t see it happening lol
Yea the huge load thing not necessary. But like how do you have sex with that? Or like jerk off? I don’t see it happening lol
awesome!
awesome!
Quite a teabag in that jar…
Quite a teabag in that jar…
i missed these posts
i missed these posts
Oh the wonderful things people make with household items.
Oh the wonderful things people make with household items.
I suppose that would be like getting a super suction blowjob. But with more suction.
I suppose that would be like getting a super suction blowjob. But with more suction.
any after shots when the swelling has gone down? does that bruise heavily? i would think it would…i just think that would be more painful for me than anything, but bravo!
any after shots when the swelling has gone down? does that bruise heavily? i would think it would…i just think that would be more painful for me than anything, but bravo!
my guess is there’s nuts in that jar!
Damn… Grapefruits!!!! Wong again!!! ;o)))
very impressive!!!
my guess is there’s nuts in that jar!
Damn… Grapefruits!!!! Wong again!!! ;o)))
very impressive!!!
its me.
its me.
I wonder how the lid looking thing feels being kinda stuck there for a while…
But, very innovative. That’s actually pretty nifty.
I wonder how the lid looking thing feels being kinda stuck there for a while…
But, very innovative. That’s actually pretty nifty.