A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

What an asshole. Seriously, what a giant asshole.

It’s one thing to marvel over someone’s big lip or big earlobe piercing, but it’s another thing altogether when someone manages to stretch their anus to enormous proportions, as my friend JC (regularly featured on both BME/HARD and in BMEvideo) has managed to do. If you’re interested in learning more, here’s a link to an interview I did back in 2002 with someone with similar modifications.

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Comments

224 responses to “What an asshole. Seriously, what a giant asshole.”

  1. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Wasn’t the guy, Pipes, from the interview the actual Goatse guy? That image at the top of the page looked to be the infamous picture in its exact.

    That is pretty crazy. The interview said he got a 37 cm ball in there. 15 inches? Are you kidding me? Thats insanity.

    And yeah, they have totally normal butt function from what I read, although the interview said it takes 5-6 hours to get back to “normal”, so there might be some issues in that time.

  2. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Wasn’t the guy, Pipes, from the interview the actual Goatse guy? That image at the top of the page looked to be the infamous picture in its exact.

    That is pretty crazy. The interview said he got a 37 cm ball in there. 15 inches? Are you kidding me? Thats insanity.

    And yeah, they have totally normal butt function from what I read, although the interview said it takes 5-6 hours to get back to “normal”, so there might be some issues in that time.

  3. sic Avatar
    sic

    Well, at least he cannot sit normaly with this… aparature…

  4. sic Avatar
    sic

    Well, at least he cannot sit normaly with this… aparature…

  5. sic Avatar
    sic

    Well, at least he cannot sit normaly with this… aparature…

  6. sic Avatar
    sic

    Well, at least he cannot sit normaly with this… aparature…

  7. Tom For Real Avatar
    Tom For Real

    Thats was a fun read,he was so enthusiastic about he was doing which was nice,poor winnie…

  8. Tom For Real Avatar
    Tom For Real

    Thats was a fun read,he was so enthusiastic about he was doing which was nice,poor winnie…

  9. Tom For Real Avatar
    Tom For Real

    Thats was a fun read,he was so enthusiastic about he was doing which was nice,poor winnie…

  10. Tom For Real Avatar
    Tom For Real

    Thats was a fun read,he was so enthusiastic about he was doing which was nice,poor winnie…

  11. квайкер Avatar
    квайкер

    пиздец

  12. квайкер Avatar
    квайкер

    пиздец

  13. квайкер Avatar
    квайкер

    пиздец

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    квайкер

    пиздец

  15. fuus Avatar
    fuus

    Matt, I think it’s 15″ circumference, not diameter, which you were perhaps thinking? Still huge, but far less so.

  16. fuus Avatar
    fuus

    Matt, I think it’s 15″ circumference, not diameter, which you were perhaps thinking? Still huge, but far less so.

  17. fuus Avatar
    fuus

    Matt, I think it’s 15″ circumference, not diameter, which you were perhaps thinking? Still huge, but far less so.

  18. fuus Avatar
    fuus

    Matt, I think it’s 15″ circumference, not diameter, which you were perhaps thinking? Still huge, but far less so.

  19. snaps Avatar
    snaps

    oh. my. word.

    that is the biggest asshole i have ever seen.. the second picture kind of looks like a vacuum pumped vagina

  20. snaps Avatar
    snaps

    oh. my. word.

    that is the biggest asshole i have ever seen.. the second picture kind of looks like a vacuum pumped vagina

  21. snaps Avatar
    snaps

    oh. my. word.

    that is the biggest asshole i have ever seen.. the second picture kind of looks like a vacuum pumped vagina

  22. snaps Avatar
    snaps

    oh. my. word.

    that is the biggest asshole i have ever seen.. the second picture kind of looks like a vacuum pumped vagina

  23. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Nah… in the goatse picture, he has a wedding ring on, and all 8 fingers in. Plus he’s less hairy than the guy in the interview.

    I had to check to make sure because they do look similar.

  24. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Nah… in the goatse picture, he has a wedding ring on, and all 8 fingers in. Plus he’s less hairy than the guy in the interview.

    I had to check to make sure because they do look similar.

  25. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Nah… in the goatse picture, he has a wedding ring on, and all 8 fingers in. Plus he’s less hairy than the guy in the interview.

    I had to check to make sure because they do look similar.

  26. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Nah… in the goatse picture, he has a wedding ring on, and all 8 fingers in. Plus he’s less hairy than the guy in the interview.

    I had to check to make sure because they do look similar.

  27. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Circumference, diameter… I never claimed to be great at math. But I guess now that I think about it, 15 inch diameter would be unimaginable. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  28. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Circumference, diameter… I never claimed to be great at math. But I guess now that I think about it, 15 inch diameter would be unimaginable. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  29. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Circumference, diameter… I never claimed to be great at math. But I guess now that I think about it, 15 inch diameter would be unimaginable. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  30. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Circumference, diameter… I never claimed to be great at math. But I guess now that I think about it, 15 inch diameter would be unimaginable. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  31. Neon Avatar
    Neon

    Thats not cute.

  32. Neon Avatar
    Neon

    Thats not cute.

  33. Neon Avatar
    Neon

    Thats not cute.

  34. Neon Avatar
    Neon

    Thats not cute.

  35. monica Avatar

    ughhhhhhhhhhh… I’m sorry but I’m really wishing that had been blurred.

  36. monica Avatar

    ughhhhhhhhhhh… I’m sorry but I’m really wishing that had been blurred.

  37. monica Avatar

    ughhhhhhhhhhh… I’m sorry but I’m really wishing that had been blurred.

  38. monica Avatar

    ughhhhhhhhhhh… I’m sorry but I’m really wishing that had been blurred.

  39. Liebe Avatar
    Liebe

    oh suck it up! what is the big deal about it being blurred or not! stop complaining!!

    i think this is amazing! really testing his limits and the interview is awsome

  40. Liebe Avatar
    Liebe

    oh suck it up! what is the big deal about it being blurred or not! stop complaining!!

    i think this is amazing! really testing his limits and the interview is awsome

  41. Liebe Avatar
    Liebe

    oh suck it up! what is the big deal about it being blurred or not! stop complaining!!

    i think this is amazing! really testing his limits and the interview is awsome

  42. Liebe Avatar
    Liebe

    oh suck it up! what is the big deal about it being blurred or not! stop complaining!!

    i think this is amazing! really testing his limits and the interview is awsome

  43. greenmouse Avatar
    greenmouse

    16.Нда такое не часто видишь 🙂

  44. greenmouse Avatar
    greenmouse

    16.Нда такое не часто видишь 🙂

  45. greenmouse Avatar
    greenmouse

    16.Нда такое не часто видишь 🙂

  46. greenmouse Avatar
    greenmouse

    16.Нда такое не часто видишь 🙂

  47. SoCinnful Avatar
    SoCinnful

    eee… theres something about the last photo that i just cant get comfortable with. but kudos to him for doing his own thing.

  48. SoCinnful Avatar
    SoCinnful

    eee… theres something about the last photo that i just cant get comfortable with. but kudos to him for doing his own thing.

  49. SoCinnful Avatar
    SoCinnful

    eee… theres something about the last photo that i just cant get comfortable with. but kudos to him for doing his own thing.

  50. SoCinnful Avatar
    SoCinnful

    eee… theres something about the last photo that i just cant get comfortable with. but kudos to him for doing his own thing.

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