A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket

Hey, if Klingons can have redundant hearts, I don’t see why humans shouldn’t have redundant nuts. You know, I’d go so far as to say that it’s a message from God that it’s OK if you want to mess with them and, hey, if you lose one, have fun doing it because you have a backup.

(This photo is from the El Horizonte bonus gallery in BME/HARD.)

Comments

26 responses to “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket”

  1. gothicskater Avatar
    gothicskater

    best modblog tag placement ever.

  2. owned Avatar
    owned

    i second that. haha. 🙂

  3. HELLS_MoNkEy Avatar

    I just came here to post exactly the same comment ;-D

  4. Dallas Avatar

    I can’t help but to quote a ancient chinese proverb from “Onehunglow” 🙂

  5. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I wonder what guage the cbrs are

  6. Malice Alice Avatar

    I was wondering the same as #5 heh.

    How much weight is that?

  7. Kivaka Avatar

    right on now thats cool

  8. Girl Avatar

    Thats just nuts! 😉

  9. akibare Avatar
    akibare

    >>8
    I dunno, that’s maybe stretching it a little…

  10. kleptesvirgo Avatar

    8, 9:
    I just chuckled in your direction.

  11. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    I’m impressed his balls really do hang low, they wobble to and fro, and he can tie them in a knot, I wonder if he can tie them in a bow…..

  12. spunky_nikki Avatar

    Sam: if he could, that would be very awesome!

  13. Kyl3K Avatar
    Kyl3K

    Wait, are your nuts already separate or did he like, split them?

  14. severed Avatar

    i’m entertained that no one has said anything about his balls being split.

  15. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    From the BMEvideo.com footage this still came from..

    “The left transcrotal is now stretched to two 19mm rings.

    The right transcrotal is stretched to a 30mm ballweight and a 19mm ring.”

  16. Tohnia Avatar
    Tohnia

    WOW. Haha…

  17. starless_dark Avatar

    I have to agree with #1, I love the subtle, sometimes almost hidden tags on some ModBlog entries best.

  18. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    Thanks RooRaaah 🙂

  19. chronic_mastsurbator Avatar
    chronic_mastsurbator

    where does one find 19mm rings? im having a hard time finding 15mm rings myself.(for a reasonable price)

  20. TooExtreme Avatar
    TooExtreme

    Wow, split nut sack. Now i’m entertaining the thought. Damn you MODBLOG! Lol, and i’m with Starless_Dark, the subtle MODBLOG placement is always something i look for!

  21. Brian Nichols Avatar

    I saw this in the morning the day after it was posted… Later that day, I was walking to a friends house and I walked past a white collar guy standing next to his BMW and he said, “You can’t keep all your eggs in one basket.” I fucking cracked UP!

  22. stretcher Avatar
    stretcher

    I wonder how long this took to achieve? The ball stretcher forum could use his input for sure! http://iam.bmezine.com/iamforum.exe?cmd=chatview&tprm=zzbksvtop6ru9fqg

  23. elhorizonte Avatar
    elhorizonte

    In reply to #19, rings up to 19mm can be found at Wildcat
    In reply to #13, my nuts were always in one basket until I decided 2 baskets are more efficient for cooling.
    In reply to ’22, it did not take long probably about 4 months cutting about an inch at a time and never allowing the cut to heal properly before doing the next cut

  24. Cuttz from Holland #23 Avatar
    Cuttz from Holland #23

    you are nuts! awesome!!!!!

  25. Calico Avatar

    This is really hot! Also, brilliant tag placement.

  26. luvpain Avatar
    luvpain

    he needs new shoes

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