A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Get you love drunk off my hump.

I find this photo humorous for many reasons but thanks to Will Ferrell, all I can think of is that song…

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

(See also the Shadark Bonus Gallery in BME/HARD for more!)

Comments

56 responses to “Get you love drunk off my hump.”

  1. SnaiLuv Avatar

    Dude, that song won’t get out of MY head, either. And here I thought I was the only one.

  2. SnaiLuv Avatar

    Dude, that song won’t get out of MY head, either. And here I thought I was the only one.

  3. Herwitz Avatar

    Okay, why on earth would you get a mod on your dick that looks like a venereal disease? No thanks.

  4. Herwitz Avatar

    Okay, why on earth would you get a mod on your dick that looks like a venereal disease? No thanks.

  5. JenO33 Avatar
    JenO33

    The beads are supposed to be stimulating… which I think is a great idea.

  6. JenO33 Avatar
    JenO33

    The beads are supposed to be stimulating… which I think is a great idea.

  7. wocket Avatar
    wocket

    No matter how painful it would be, I think an entire line of those things would be the greatest mod ever.

  8. wocket Avatar
    wocket

    No matter how painful it would be, I think an entire line of those things would be the greatest mod ever.

  9. fuus Avatar
    fuus

    That may be the worst song ever produced.

  10. fuus Avatar
    fuus

    That may be the worst song ever produced.

  11. kaylee Avatar
    kaylee

    forget produced, it is the worst song ever written

  12. kaylee Avatar
    kaylee

    forget produced, it is the worst song ever written

  13. Malice Alice Avatar

    That song is annoying, but addictive.

  14. Malice Alice Avatar

    That song is annoying, but addictive.

  15. Stardust Avatar
    Stardust

    What i love about this site: we can have a picture like this and everyone would rather talk about the annoying/ catchy factor of a song.

  16. Stardust Avatar
    Stardust

    What i love about this site: we can have a picture like this and everyone would rather talk about the annoying/ catchy factor of a song.

  17. The Darthside Avatar
    The Darthside

    Yup, lol, that amuses me.
    I hate the song too, but I love the beads. They may look a bit like genital warts, but they are, in fact, very stimulating.
    And by the way, Shad has 10, placed all around the base of the shaft, just most of them are inside my mouth in that pic.

  18. The Darthside Avatar
    The Darthside

    Yup, lol, that amuses me.
    I hate the song too, but I love the beads. They may look a bit like genital warts, but they are, in fact, very stimulating.
    And by the way, Shad has 10, placed all around the base of the shaft, just most of them are inside my mouth in that pic.

  19. kleptesvirgo Avatar

    You lucky girl.

  20. kleptesvirgo Avatar

    You lucky girl.

  21. The Darthside Avatar
    The Darthside

    Funny, that’s what that girl at the party said when Shad zipped down to show them off :p

  22. The Darthside Avatar
    The Darthside

    Funny, that’s what that girl at the party said when Shad zipped down to show them off :p

  23. phrawzty Avatar
    phrawzty

    In any other context, i’d tell that dude to go see a doctor – fast! 😛

  24. phrawzty Avatar
    phrawzty

    In any other context, i’d tell that dude to go see a doctor – fast! 😛

  25. SnaiLuv Avatar

    I don’t think it looks like VD. I think it does sorta look like his dick has boobs though. I like it.

    And, i’m completely inured to porn at this point.

  26. SnaiLuv Avatar

    I don’t think it looks like VD. I think it does sorta look like his dick has boobs though. I like it.

    And, i’m completely inured to porn at this point.

  27. JenO33 Avatar
    JenO33

    Darthside- go you.

  28. JenO33 Avatar
    JenO33

    Darthside- go you.

  29. Milosh Avatar
    Milosh

    SnaiLuv, I will have the phrase “Dick Boobs” stuck in my head for at least the rest of the day. Thanks.

  30. Milosh Avatar
    Milosh

    SnaiLuv, I will have the phrase “Dick Boobs” stuck in my head for at least the rest of the day. Thanks.

  31. Waiting4Arson Avatar
    Waiting4Arson

    hairy legs and no pubes?

    as a hairy guy…I’d be really self-conscious to shave all the way down in one place and not another.

    granted, this fella isn’t all that furry, so its not so bad. had to look twice to notice.

  32. Waiting4Arson Avatar
    Waiting4Arson

    hairy legs and no pubes?

    as a hairy guy…I’d be really self-conscious to shave all the way down in one place and not another.

    granted, this fella isn’t all that furry, so its not so bad. had to look twice to notice.

  33. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    I can see the benefits of those well placed little balls..

    mmm ooo yes very nice idea 🙂

  34. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    I can see the benefits of those well placed little balls..

    mmm ooo yes very nice idea 🙂

  35. jezebel Avatar

    Nice censoring there, Shannon!
    The mods, the pornographic aspects of the pic, and the (yes, I will admit) overly catchy irritating song are not what caught my attention – I like waking up and looking at ModBlog to see censoring 😛

  36. jezebel Avatar

    Nice censoring there, Shannon!
    The mods, the pornographic aspects of the pic, and the (yes, I will admit) overly catchy irritating song are not what caught my attention – I like waking up and looking at ModBlog to see censoring 😛

  37. ouch Avatar
    ouch

    Having been with 2 people with genital beading i can say personally it is not comfortable or pleasurable.

  38. ouch Avatar
    ouch

    Having been with 2 people with genital beading i can say personally it is not comfortable or pleasurable.

  39. James Avatar
    James

    i like how shannon blured out darthside’s eye.

    well done darthside: ya made a blow job look pretty.

  40. James Avatar
    James

    i like how shannon blured out darthside’s eye.

    well done darthside: ya made a blow job look pretty.

  41. Preston Avatar
    Preston

    It looks like he has a rather large empty transcotal as well?

  42. Preston Avatar
    Preston

    It looks like he has a rather large empty transcotal as well?

  43. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I had that song in my head for like 3 months straight and finally got it out…until now. Thanks Shannon.

  44. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I had that song in my head for like 3 months straight and finally got it out…until now. Thanks Shannon.

  45. The Darthside Avatar
    The Darthside

    To clarify on the transscrotal:
    It is in fact rather large, though not massive (16mm) but since Shad usually wears a stainless steel ring in it, it really drags down his balls, lol, so what you see is the skin above the transscrotal being pulled at.

  46. The Darthside Avatar
    The Darthside

    To clarify on the transscrotal:
    It is in fact rather large, though not massive (16mm) but since Shad usually wears a stainless steel ring in it, it really drags down his balls, lol, so what you see is the skin above the transscrotal being pulled at.

  47. painted lady Avatar

    good lord. how large is his penis?

  48. painted lady Avatar

    good lord. how large is his penis?

  49. Max Brand Avatar

    totally unnecessary addition…..plus, if you change something, but you’re with the same person all the time, they get used to it, and don’t notice it…..so then removing them would create a different stimulation. (like a tongue ring)…..

    either way, if you need beads in yer dick to make a girl cum, then you just need more practice….haha

  50. Max Brand Avatar

    totally unnecessary addition…..plus, if you change something, but you’re with the same person all the time, they get used to it, and don’t notice it…..so then removing them would create a different stimulation. (like a tongue ring)…..

    either way, if you need beads in yer dick to make a girl cum, then you just need more practice….haha

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