A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Get you love drunk off my hump.

I find this photo humorous for many reasons but thanks to Will Ferrell, all I can think of is that song…

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

(See also the Shadark Bonus Gallery in BME/HARD for more!)

Comments

56 responses to “Get you love drunk off my hump.”

  1. The Darthside Avatar
    The Darthside

    ^^ If for you everything but in, out, off is cheating of some kind, you have a lot to learn, dude

  2. The Darthside Avatar
    The Darthside

    ^^ If for you everything but in, out, off is cheating of some kind, you have a lot to learn, dude

  3. Zar Avatar
    Zar

    every mod is arguably ‘unnecessary’. you don’t need metal through your skin. you don’t need a split tongue. you don’t need ink, or scars, or a bifurcated cock. then again, if whatever mod you get enhances your life, sexually, spiritually, or esthetically, i guess you DO need them. so max, stfu

  4. Zar Avatar
    Zar

    every mod is arguably ‘unnecessary’. you don’t need metal through your skin. you don’t need a split tongue. you don’t need ink, or scars, or a bifurcated cock. then again, if whatever mod you get enhances your life, sexually, spiritually, or esthetically, i guess you DO need them. so max, stfu

  5. MissBeth Avatar
    MissBeth

    I dont care what anyone says, that song is pure quality!!

  6. MissBeth Avatar
    MissBeth

    I dont care what anyone says, that song is pure quality!!

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