A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Mess with the bull, get the balls

Think about that next time you decide to mouth off to the cop that pulls you over for speeding. Ah, silicone. Is there anything you can’t do?

Comments

29 responses to “Mess with the bull, get the balls”

  1. FlamingFist Avatar
    FlamingFist

    scary ass cop. ive got a bad history with cops, and his oversized tackle made me want to tackle him…

  2. S Avatar
    S

    California Highway Patrol and I think that’s a Campbell tartan kilt??

  3. trinityva Avatar
    trinityva

    I’m not sure whether pic #1 is hot because of the uniform and the mod, or hilarious in that way that a shirt with no pants always is…

  4. wish_I_were_a_dragon... Avatar

    one of the more interesting police 😛

  5. Pommie Avatar
    Pommie

    Is it still actually “usable” for anything besides looking at? Doesnt look like it :O

  6. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    Wasn’t this guy and his cock in CHiPs?

  7. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    Pommie – Yes, it’s still totally usable, although there are both limitations and new possibilities. On BMEvideo there’s clips of similar ones in use, and I think there’s a few clips in the first free trailer on that page. Warning: very adult link of course.

  8. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    Went to that video site u sure do see allot ..~_0

  9. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    Now thats what I call a ‘Blue veined custard pumper’

  10. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    im a little disturbed. not because of the huge cock n balls, but because of the posturing hes doing. the pantless squat really made me laugh, and him smoking the cigar in both pictures was just the cherry on top of the silicone sundae.

  11. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    the kilt makes it.

  12. Becky Avatar
    Becky

    …Is it just me or does that look suspiciously like Rob Halford?

  13. Nyarlathotep Avatar

    Did he really use silicone, or did he do a saline infusion? I had thought that silicone was pretty risky to use for infusions like that…

  14. instigator Avatar

    Fucking awesome photos. I’m not into cops or authority figures, but damn this is well done. I like this sort of thing much better than the ‘made-up girls’ photos that get posted. It’s the ‘tude and complete execution of the fetish. 🙂

  15. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    13/Nyarlathotep – It’s silicone. The risk is a lot lower than most people assume, and I suspect that these procedures will eventually be re-legalized in the US.

  16. Kim Avatar

    Now I wonder if the pictures in the background were blurred out before the picture was sent in or not, sorry Im not commenting on the main subject but I get distracted lol

  17. Luxuria Avatar
    Luxuria

    I just puked in my mouth a little.

  18. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    Only here are the super long blurs justified. How long does something like that last?

  19. sneezy Avatar
    sneezy

    well gee now we know what is wrong with our cops, there pants a squashing there packages so the take it out on us

  20. L1ZZARD Avatar

    I love a man in uniform.. err.. a kilt.

  21. Kelley Avatar
    Kelley

    He’s looking pretty studly in that leather armchair, smoking that cigar.

  22. cuntcumber Avatar

    I hope he doesn’t have to do riot control. A cup probably wouldn’t fit over that thing.

  23. Allahkat Avatar

    “I’m not sure whether pic #1 is hot because of the uniform and the mod, or hilarious in that way that a shirt with no pants always is…”

    Around my house we call that “Poky Piggin’ it”.

  24. Allahkat Avatar

    Uh… Porky* too.

  25. Sade Avatar
    Sade

    oh my GOD! i don’t know whether to be horrified or hysterically excited

    i love his chilled look…like taking pictures,with your saline- filled cock out, and smoking is just a normal everyday thing after a long hard day working the beat.

  26. Sade Avatar
    Sade

    is tht silicone or saline…yeah,my mind went blank looking at the man-meat

  27. hooty Avatar
    hooty

    That is a Black Watch kilt he has on. I know because my husband was in the Black Watch in Scotland. But he thinks this guy is sick.Ha Ha

  28. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    I’m pretty sure cops have to be well shaven (no facial hair, except moustache), just like the Military. I doubt he’s a real cop. Maybe he is. Idk. But still a cool pic, haha. Hung like a bull.

  29. IW Avatar

    He’s turned himself into a Tom of Finland sketch.

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