A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

We’ve got the biggest balls of them all!

I’m ever upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
the social pages say I’ve got
the biggest balls of all

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2 responses to “We’ve got the biggest balls of them all!”

  1. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    The following comments were imported from our old comment system:

    Posted on 03-13-2006 21:38:07 by BadlyDrawnGirl
    HAHAHH! HAHAH!

    Oh my god. that was great.

    thank you shannon. You just made my day THAT much better.

    Posted on 03-13-2006 22:04:44 by outmywindow
    Wow. So, the problem with that is that even if he’s Milton Burrell (sp?) his dick is going to look small. ANYTHING would look small next to that sack!

    Posted on 03-13-2006 22:18:56 by .
    it’s probably stuffed.

    Posted on 03-13-2006 23:11:41 by glider
    It’s not stuffed. It’s inflated.

    Posted on 03-13-2006 23:39:32 by BadlyDrawnGirl
    i cant believe that person said “Its probably stuffed”.

    apparently they havent been around here long, eh?

    Posted on 03-13-2006 23:40:17 by Wonderland
    I was thinking silicone. lol 🙂

    Posted on 03-14-2006 00:14:20 by Fuzz
    I thought saline…?

    Posted on 03-14-2006 02:38:48 by dream3r
    i thought ew…

    Posted on 03-14-2006 06:09:30 by 5am
    ew would be among the right lines. interesting nonetheless!

    Posted on 03-14-2006 06:15:09 by tokyowars
    Never thought I’d see AC/DC lyrics on a site like this…lol

    Posted on 03-14-2006 11:52:21 by try
    If it is saline, how long does it stay that large normally?

    Posted on 03-14-2006 12:47:32 by Sade
    oh my…i’m pretty sure all the people behind me are staring in utter shock which makes this post even greater.

    thank you shannon,thank you

    Posted on 03-22-2006 00:11:21 by etoile
    Saline, yeah. And try – look in QOD.

  2. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    The following comments were imported from our old comment system:

    Posted on 03-13-2006 21:38:07 by BadlyDrawnGirl
    HAHAHH! HAHAH!

    Oh my god. that was great.

    thank you shannon. You just made my day THAT much better.

    Posted on 03-13-2006 22:04:44 by outmywindow
    Wow. So, the problem with that is that even if he’s Milton Burrell (sp?) his dick is going to look small. ANYTHING would look small next to that sack!

    Posted on 03-13-2006 22:18:56 by .
    it’s probably stuffed.

    Posted on 03-13-2006 23:11:41 by glider
    It’s not stuffed. It’s inflated.

    Posted on 03-13-2006 23:39:32 by BadlyDrawnGirl
    i cant believe that person said “Its probably stuffed”.

    apparently they havent been around here long, eh?

    Posted on 03-13-2006 23:40:17 by Wonderland
    I was thinking silicone. lol 🙂

    Posted on 03-14-2006 00:14:20 by Fuzz
    I thought saline…?

    Posted on 03-14-2006 02:38:48 by dream3r
    i thought ew…

    Posted on 03-14-2006 06:09:30 by 5am
    ew would be among the right lines. interesting nonetheless!

    Posted on 03-14-2006 06:15:09 by tokyowars
    Never thought I’d see AC/DC lyrics on a site like this…lol

    Posted on 03-14-2006 11:52:21 by try
    If it is saline, how long does it stay that large normally?

    Posted on 03-14-2006 12:47:32 by Sade
    oh my…i’m pretty sure all the people behind me are staring in utter shock which makes this post even greater.

    thank you shannon,thank you

    Posted on 03-22-2006 00:11:21 by etoile
    Saline, yeah. And try – look in QOD.

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