Christmas lights aren’t just for decorating your home or trees… like just about any object out there, BME/HARD readers can come up with far more amusing uses.
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5 responses to “Urethral Illumination Games”
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Posted on 12-08-2005 08:43:00 by inchristsnameipray
dear lord:
please save our children, they know not what they do
Posted on 12-09-2005 03:27:45 by Sade
of all the things to put in your cock…christmas lights!?!oh well,i got a good laugh atleast,and i hope he had a nice warm sensation.
Posted on 12-09-2005 14:25:36 by s
inchristsnameipray, where in the bible does it say “thou shalt not shove fairy lights down your cock”?? 😛
Posted on 12-10-2005 22:55:14 by Arden_Drake
inchristsnameipray, are you a god warrior?
Posted on 12-11-2005 15:29:17 by tam
Nothing wrong with being one, I am, though I don’t see anything wrong with this. I admire the guys balls! (Yes pun intended…(
Posted on 12-14-2005 01:06:19 by EatinPuddin
Wooo!
FARK invasion! Everybody is stupid except me!
Wooo!
Posted on 12-14-2005 01:11:14 by Lehk
I don’t see the point in this…. putting a light on one side of your hand lets the light through, the same thing happening with the penis is no suprise. now getting some sort of embedded light would be something (i’m not sure what) , but sticking lights in your dick seems pointless since the wires running them have to come out the end.
Posted on 12-14-2005 01:12:17 by Lehk
oh, and inchristsnameipray, i think he knows what he is doing, it’s pretty obvious that he is sticking lights in his dick.
Posted on 12-14-2005 01:39:30 by closed minded individual
It takes a special breed and an unbelievably low self esteem to do the things ive seen posted on this site. From christmas lights on your cock, to implants of brass knuckles on your chest made of silicone…you people are the reason the youth of america is given such little respect today. Then to go and argue about how people aren’t “scene” enough to understand, i hope the next time you low confidence bastards slit your wrists you cut too deep…or maybe you can just overdose on some codone after you’ve tatooed the cuts on your body
Posted on 12-14-2005 03:27:22 by confused
oh dear
Posted on 12-15-2005 07:38:32 by King
I’m all for body mods, but that just has to hurt. I hate to think about getting a Q-Tip put in my penis during an exam, let alone something like that. Did he take the plasic off of the bulbs, because if those are christmas lights, don’t they have kind of a pointed tip?
Posted on 12-16-2005 22:42:55 by schwabby
O Christmas wang, O Christmas wang …
we light up our dong for theeeeeee….
Posted on 12-18-2005 15:38:10 by Nice
Oh dear is right! Thats cool though!Easier to look at when men do it for some reason?
Posted on 01-10-2006 20:52:54 by nic
HMM, OK, but…..why?? i’m surprised.
mouahahahaha imagin going down on the guy and finding that under the sheets well at least that part will be easy!!!
For anyone stumbling across this, those certainly look like LEDs — which will stay cool in operation unless you manage to cram a Luxeon Star down there or something. You could probably sand and polish the lips down if you have some desire to see your dick glow but aren’t into scraping the inside of your urethra.
Now, I bother to post because my first experience with urethral play was as a single-digit young’n with a Mini Mag-Lite… If I recall, a friend of mine had tried it first, and I just had to see how far it’d light up…
…Those little Xenon grain-of-wheat bulbs get *hot.* While I avoided any real injury, I was memorably uncomfortable for an afternoon. As such, you probably don’t want to do this with incandescents unless you’re intending that sort of thing.
Enjoy ur XMAs every #!
Maybe He is a MEMBER of the Illuminati?!?!
😛