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I Got Pretty Close

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Jordan Ginsberg


We’ve featured this particular beefcake before, and I mistakenly identified him as having been carved out of granite by Jesus. This was false, and I apologize for this mischaracterization. In fact, he was installed at the bottom of the sea over 60,000 years ago, by aliens, and occasionally surfaces to assert his dominance over killer whales and giant squid and underwater volcanoes and the like. He is literally standing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in this picture, on top of a shark that had been alive since the Cretaceous period, which he killed just by looking at it. When asked for comment, he kindly shooed us away, as his mouth was full of Loch Ness Monster meat and he didn’t want to be rude.

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104 responses to “I Got Pretty Close”

  1. That other other guy Avatar
    That other other guy

    Why the hell is he in the water?
    GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!!!!

  2. That other other guy Avatar
    That other other guy

    Why the hell is he in the water?
    GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!!!!

  3. MadHatter Avatar
    MadHatter

    Ew

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    MadHatter

    Ew

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