Emili in Australia totally has the theme down!
Category: ModBlog
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Cheap Jewelry Sucks
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Folks, this is why you shouldn’t buy cheap crap jewelry. I’m thinking about posting who made this but I haven’t decided yet whether I want the legal fight. But I will tell you that this jewelry was not removed from a human — it was in storage for a few months in a drawer for a few months in its original packaging… Think what would have happened if it had been in, say, a tongue for a few months!
Good jewelry is expensive because the materials being used are high quality. Do you really want to skimp on this? Maybe this helps illustrate why a good barbell doesn’t cost $2.99.
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Are you good or evil?
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If you’re good, you see the Virgin Mary. If you’re bad, I’m guessing you see a pierced vulva. I’m just guessing of course because I fall on the good side of the equation. Well, I’m going to go pray for the soul of Mark Fabry at Zebra Tattooz in Streetsboro, Ohio now.
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Wasps in a tube (Snakes on a plane?)
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I have to share the story that came with this:
"It's hard to come up with new and different ideas without ending up in the hospital."
"Here I am with two wasps crawling around on my cock. They refused to sting me until I ran around and rolled over on the ground flopping my cock around and on top of them and then they both stung me. My cock swelled up and itched like mad for two days!"
Oh, BME/HARD, I love you so.
