A tattooed person suspends from hooks, laying flat, one leg higher than the other. Their head is back, and they seem to be smiling, dark hair dangling like an anime character.

Category: ModBlog

  • A Ship That Can Really Boogie

    One of the questions that’s been occupying my mind lately, is if you have about 175,000 sentences made up of about 2.3 million words total (ie. the titles and descriptions for all the pictures in the main tattoo gallery on BME), how do you quickly generate a list of the most popular phrases between 1 and 6 words long? As a programmer, these are the types of problems I greatly enjoy because on one hand it seems like a difficult thing to do because there’s so much data, but on the other hand, it almost always has a fast and elegant solution… I need this function to do automatic keywording, so for example, once a subject becomes popular enough in the tattoo galleries, it automatically gets its own gallery.

    It’s actually really very easy to do this type of analysis… In my case I use a quick parsing function (written in assembly so it’s very efficient) to create a giant array of every phrase in every entry (about ten million entries), which is then sorted with a shell sort function, also written in assembly. At that point it’s a simple matter of counting the repeats to get the answer to the question — the whole process takes seconds. Incidentally, in the tattoo gallery right now there are about 2,000 useful keywords, and about 12,000 that aren’t useful — drove myself bonkers sorting them manually, but luckily it only has to be done once. Later today I think I’ll post some themed entries here from that data.

    The other question that’s been occupying my mind lately, as I read the ModBlog comment forums, is why y’all gotta by such haters? For that purpose, I offer up this sacrificial lamb.

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  • Interview with Toph

    I just posted an interview with Toph about his amazing stretched piercings, which include a nearly 2″ lip plate. Click through the picture rm bmeto read the interview now, and then come on back to comment or discuss it here.

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  • Happy Birthday Mommy!

    I hope people have a little more sense about this post than the analogous entry about the six-year old tattoo artist. Personally I agree that having your child’s artwork permanently made a part of your life is a wonderful way to hold onto a timeperiod that’s all too fleeting… And maybe will help you deal with them when they’re miserable teenagers, ha!

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    Anyway, Spiderlilly‘s daughter gave her a little self-portrait tattoo for her birthday, with some help from the folks at Suffer City Tattoo in Dallas, Texas. Too cute!

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  • Therapeutic Genital Vacuum Pumping

    A couple pictures for this entry continue after the break and there are of course more in the members galleries on BME.

    Joanna, who says she’s a little shy to expose herself due to her handicap (having lost her left leg above the knee), writes,

    I am a “big” women, at the end of my 30ies, not slim or looking like almost starving — many people like every grain of my “rich” body, others might think different.

    I would like to contribute some pictures showing myself using the genital vacuum pump I had previously been prescribed by order of my gynecologist. He told me that my age-affected vaginal problems like dryness or loss of sensitivity could be solved without a substitutional hormone therapy but instead by a singular physical therapy in form of traditional vacuum suction…

    ….it works!

    It’s definitely been my experience that many “problems” in modern times are solved with expensive, invasive, and dangerous means, when body modification (and other traditional paths) can very often solve the issues in a far simpler — and far more enjoyable — way.

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