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September 8, 2008

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“Get Ink on Your Executive’s Face!” and Other Bad Jokes

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Jordan Ginsberg

Hey, remember that really funny comedian who did that great bit about tattoos? Neither do we! A valiant effort, nonetheless, from Prescott Montgomery:

Sadly, based on the fact that this video was posted on Funny or Die, I can only surmise that Mr. Montgomery has shuffled off this mortal coil. That Will Ferrell is such a bastard. Godspeed, hero.

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“Get Ink on Your Executive’s Face!” and Other Bad Jokes

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