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  • Apple Delivery System ™

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    First patented by iam:pjevl (more), of course..

    Click through to see stage two of the process!

  • Bed Bug

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    Firstly I’d like to apologise to Louie (more) for posting this photo, and secondly I’d like to thank his fiancée Kaitlin for submitting it!

    See more in “BME/Culture/People“ (Culture)

  • Need Directions?

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    Just follow the arrow towards inner peace, or something..

    By Jordan McQueen, Vendetta Tattoo, San Antonio, Ibiza.

  • Come Join Us!

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    I’m not being held responsible for you voiding your monitor warranty by drawing on it with a sharpie. so if you’re too lazy or too sensible to try that I took the liberty of painstakingly putting together the following video for you!

    Or you can just click the photo above.

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    DivX download link for BME members: Extreme2 or Full members

    Join the Dots tattoo by Mike Hughes of Evolution Tattoo, Santa Rosa, CA.

  • Chip-Chip Hooray!

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    I kept wanting to write CRISP, argh! I’m sure I don’t need to spell out the meaning of this tattoo though, right?

    Still unsure? Don’t get a bee in your bonnet just hover your cursor over the image and all will become clear.

    By Randy Keener, Peacocks Tattoo, Jacksonville, FL.

    See more in “Miscellaneous Tattoos“ (Tattoos)

  • Screwed by Jewellery

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    We’ve discussed the risks of using poor quality/externally threaded jewellery before on ModBlog, but it seems a certain section of the community are simply too stubborn to heed the warnings.

    IAM: Bootle during a zombie walk.

  • Post Apadravya Piss

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    This is Aaron (soon to be on IAM), he’s a friend of Connor‘s and after looking at this photo I think I can see why!

  • Seeding the Sow, With Love.

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    It might have been a rash decision, but I boinked her anyway.

    By Loz of Westside Tattoo, Brisbane.

  • Hard Bargain

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    Now, someone told me the story behind the following tattoo, and it goes something like this..

    “The chap wanted it done before his wedding day and had the total support of his fiancée!”

    Well, that’s all we know actually. My thoughts are that he wanted to be with his wife for ever and ever, and reckoned that if he got a tattoo depicting his immense love for cock he wouldn’t screw the marriage up because no heterosexual female would ever consider him. I could be wrong of course, it’s just a theory..

    By IAM: alouicious (iLoveYourTattoos.com).

  • Garrotte the Gallus Gallus

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    By Chris Hall, Way Cool Uptown, Toronto, ON.

    See more in “Cartoon Tattoos“ (Tattoos)

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