BME: Body Modification Ezine

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Tag: Funny

  • Now that’s scary!

    Written by

    Shannon Larratt

    Hope everyone is having a good evil Halloween weekend. Anyway, if you want to know what’s in the hidden section of this scary backpiece by Siyo, just click to uncensor it. Is it being covered up, or is does the name of the true face of fear being with an ‘F’ and end with an ‘X’?

  • Tattoo miscellany again

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    Shannon Larratt


    How? I haven’t decided yet if this is a corny joke, mildly offensive, or maybe both? Tattoo by Joe Alhof at Trader Bob’s in St. Louis.

    This tattoo is by Jen Beirola at Grinn and Barrett in Omaha, NE who tells us, “the customer wanted a strap-on cock that hung below her knee.”


    Nate Obnoxious at Ground Zero in Muncie, Indiana presents… The Hand of God SHOCKER!


    So… if Nintendo decided to sue Ian Hudgines of Anchored Ink in Murrieta, CA, would the fact that he’s included the registered trademark sign in the tattoo make the penalty worse?
    DO NOT BE GENTLE… See, I thought this was a kinky fisting tattoo, but it turns out it’s some sort of army thing. Shows what a sheltered world I live in. Tattoo by Stacy Shoppa at Electric Graffitti Tattoo in Muscatine, Iowa.
    Yeah, that’s mature. Tattoo by Greg Duffek II at Sleepy Hollow Studios in Roanoke Rapids, NC.

    And, finally, no comment at all on the tattoo below. I don’t know where this tattoo was done, so all I can tell you is that the 19th hole is located in New Jersey. Not surprised?

  • Tattoos that beg uncomfortable questions

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    Shannon Larratt

    Let me say for the record that this entry is written in good humor and I mean no offense to the wearers of these tattoos or the artists behind them!

         
    Is there anything tribal cover-ups can’t solve?
    Is it that time of month, or are you just happy to see me?

    Um… is the fairy on the left taking a piss?

  • Oh noooooooo!

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    Shannon Larratt

    I assume this was intentional? (c/o Mat Dapkuinas)

    Update: Mat (IAM:The Truth) says that “oh no!” gets said so often when people come across this photo in his portfolio that he’s renamed it the “Mr. Bill Piercing”.

  • Vampire Teeth Finger Tattoo

    Written by

    Shannon Larratt

    I’ve blogged here in the past about finger mustaches and finger tears, but here’s a new one. Erin Z sent this to me after seeing it as part of mySpace profile, so I’m afraid I don’t have a proper credit for it as I’m not a member:

    Update from Dan: “The girl in the picture is Anna Perry. The tattoo was done by Brian Holton at Bleeding Heart Tattoo in Lees Summit, Missouri.”

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