Well, I suppose it is Megan‘s fault if that’s what the cookie says, right? Or maybe it’s your fault? Tattoo by Don Kizze at Metamorphosis in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Tag: Funny
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Allan Farkner Teaches Suspension
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Comments on Allen Falkner teaching suspension, via Fark (click for full forum and link to original story, thanks Testa for the pointer);
Dude seriously needs a hook through his brain next.
Gives new meaning to the phrase “The suspense is killing me.”
The guy I lost my virginity to did the first “ass suspension.” Thank god this was years after we boned.
Ass suspension? Just how does that work? Hang on to a buttplug with you sphincter of godly strength? Drive hooks through your buttcheek muscles? Geez…
It gets philosophical though as well.
Gosh, have you ever stuck the blade of a hunting knife up your ass? Maybe it would be transcendent. Can’t say it isn’t till you try it.
Or maybe you don’t need to actually need to stick a hunting knife up your ass to know that there is nothing transcendent about it and that anyone who would actually enjoy doing that has serious mental issues. Such a person does not need to embrace their inner ass-knifer, they need to seek help to find out why their mind craves such clearly psychologically deviant and destructive behavior.
Anyway, I’m going to go satisfy my inner ass-knifer now.
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“Bad Idea #100”
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…is, according to Baby Teeth, piercers tattooing themselves. Well, it could be worse — there’s always tattoos from Cere.
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JUDO CHOP!
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Or to put it properly, Atemi-waza! Personally I prefer simple old joint locks… Massaar just got this funny tattoo (“Austin Powers-ish, I know”) by Daniel Innes here in Toronto.
