“Myself and my tattoo artist friend (Pat Attack) got really drunk at a party once and I blacked out. The next day he told me about a conversation we had about tattoos, and that I had said I wanted to get this done. Eight months later he did the outline and four months after that he finished the shading! Jesus was a total party animal, you don’t think that time down by the river was the first time he turned water into wine do you?!”