Isn’t that just the damndest luck? UraniumHobo stretches his nostrils up to 5/8″, and then he goes and gets his finger stuck in the hole. Just like Winnie the Pooh! But, y’know, with more mucous. And slightly less honey.
Tag: Body Piercing
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Everett Lee Broke Loose Again
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Whoa. Hey fella, we were just, uh, we were just passing through. Sure gets dark early in these woods, doesn’t it? Didn’t even see the barn at first. Wait, did you say something? Are you hurt? You’re breathing pretty heavy, mister, is everything alright? Why don’t you come out here, mister? Maybe we can help …
We’ve made a huge mistake.
(Awesome photos of Josh by Dave Barnhouser, 13th Hour Photography.)
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Security Breach
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I don’t mean to alarm anybody, but the safety of a fortified military base in Arizona has been compromised by a break-in perpetrated by what appears to be a highly attractive woman. Security footage above shows her scaling the electric fence, yet suffering what appears to be no ill effects whatsoever. More chilling footage, after the jump.
Good God, she is single-handedly dismantling silos! And issuing some sort of threat via signage. Terrifying.
Oh no, and now she is … sitting down, apparently, and plotting, inside one of the devices she destroyed. And is maybe picking rocks out of her shoes.
Worst of all, she seems to have taken a hostage. What is she planning? No one knows. More on this horrifying event as it develops.
(Photos of awalkingmodification by Dan Sisk. No military bases or equipment were harmed in the making of these shots. I am just a jackass.)
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Steals Something From the Thief
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This is a friend of Latvia’s own NinjaLV, who saw this off-center smiley piercing somewhere, had it catch her fancy, and came to him for the set of piercings. And you know what? Neither one of them has ever been happier. I’m assuming.
More shots, after the jump.
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Walk, Then Run
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Bear and his ears are pretty famous around these parts — it’s probably impossible to count the number of people he’s inspired to stretch their ears, to say nothing of other piercings. But after years of stretching (and, at points, getting up to five-and-a-half inches!), even he runs into trouble sometimes, and he was having a rough go of stretching up his right earlobe. After almost a month of wearing these big-ass, heavy CBRs for eight hours a day, though, he got things moving again, and now, after worrying his ear would never stretch again, has more than enough room for his three-and-a-half inch spool. There’s a lesson in here somewhere, I think.
