Says Laura:
My cock’s so big I walk on it.
Boosh! Waaait a second … Laura is a girl’s name! Ohhh no no, none of this adds up! Sigh. Say goodnight, ModBlog.
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Tag: Animal Tattoos
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Filled With Whipped Cream
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God, this is just cruel. What kind of sick Island of Doctor Moreau shit is this, anyway? I’m all for freedom of expression and all, but making light of and ignoring the serious issues affecting miniature giraffes in this decadent, modern society? Not amused. Not amused at all.
(Ha ha, just kidding. This awesome “jaraffe” is by Caleb at Studio City Tattoo in Studio City, California.)
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When He Smiles, I Can See Through His Head
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You know the worst part? That unicorn only had one week until retirement.
*pounds fist on desk, weeps into hands*
(This is apparently the first tattoo by Michael at Mid City Voodoux Tattoo in New Orleans, Louisiana.)
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They All Look Alike
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“What’s it like to be me? Well, there are some perks. I live in Antarctica, so it’s usually pretty quiet — lets me get a lot of reading done, you know? Lots of open spaces, so, you know, plenty of room to move around, never really fall behind on my work-outs, and really, I can definitely use some time in the gym. Ha, just kidding, that’s just my self-deprecating humor, which I actually think is one of my better qualities. Oh, also, I can shoot fucking laser beams out of my eyes and I am nature’s most perfect killing machine.”
(This awesomeness is featured on JulesPlanetThree, and is by Marcus Dove at Smiling Buddha in Savannah, Georgia, who came up with this design to “cheer up” Jules, and she liked it so much it became the basis of a sleeve.)
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Fourteen-Year Vacation
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… do I even need to say anything?
No. No I don’t.
(Unfortunately, I don’t have any information about this piece. If it belongs to you, pipe up!)