Isn’t that just the damndest luck? UraniumHobo stretches his nostrils up to 5/8″, and then he goes and gets his finger stuck in the hole. Just like Winnie the Pooh! But, y’know, with more mucous. And slightly less honey.
Author: Jordan Ginsberg
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Everett Lee Broke Loose Again
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Whoa. Hey fella, we were just, uh, we were just passing through. Sure gets dark early in these woods, doesn’t it? Didn’t even see the barn at first. Wait, did you say something? Are you hurt? You’re breathing pretty heavy, mister, is everything alright? Why don’t you come out here, mister? Maybe we can help …
We’ve made a huge mistake.
(Awesome photos of Josh by Dave Barnhouser, 13th Hour Photography.)
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Stones from my Enemies
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“It isn’t nearly as extreme or interesting as the majority of your other pictures,” Danielle writes, “but it was my first tattoo and it took 12 hours, and I’m rather pleased with it. I’ll understand if it doesn’t count for either lack of interest, quality or lack of a decent picture — can’t hurt to try though, right?”
I think Danielle is being a bit too hard on herself!
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Security Breach
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I don’t mean to alarm anybody, but the safety of a fortified military base in Arizona has been compromised by a break-in perpetrated by what appears to be a highly attractive woman. Security footage above shows her scaling the electric fence, yet suffering what appears to be no ill effects whatsoever. More chilling footage, after the jump.
Good God, she is single-handedly dismantling silos! And issuing some sort of threat via signage. Terrifying.
Oh no, and now she is … sitting down, apparently, and plotting, inside one of the devices she destroyed. And is maybe picking rocks out of her shoes.
Worst of all, she seems to have taken a hostage. What is she planning? No one knows. More on this horrifying event as it develops.
(Photos of awalkingmodification by Dan Sisk. No military bases or equipment were harmed in the making of these shots. I am just a jackass.)
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Holy Holy Holy
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Fellas, I don’t know about you, but just looking at these photos of Sean’s swollen member four days after receiving some genital beads really “makes my penis hurt,” if you know what I mean.
Sean, of course, is no stranger to extreme bruising. Says the man himself of his genital beading: “It looks like it has been shut in a car door.” That’s about right. The shot above is four days after the initial procedure; for the grislier two-day-post-implant shot, take a peek past the jump. If you dare.
(Beading by Iestyn (More) at Diamond Jacks Tattoo and Piercing in London.)
Need a pick-me-up after that? I hear T-shirts are good for what ails ya.
