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(Photo of Kokomi.)
Author: Jordan Ginsberg
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Eyebrow Removal! Controversy! Update!
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So you all probably remember this little romp in the Internet hay from last week, wherein Brandon had one of his eyebrows completely removed, and much was made of whether or not such a procedure would heal properly. Well, the preliminary results are in! The above image is after one week, and after the jump, check out three weeks’ worth of progress.
We’ll do our best to keep you updated as the healing continues.
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A Million Uppercuts
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Despite the fact that “A Milli” makes me want to jam tuning forks into my eardrums, Lil Wayne is the best. I don’t know how he manages to maintain the incredible mainstream popularity he has while being such a goddamn weirdo at the same time, but the world is a better place for it. Anyway, this tattoo has everything you could want in a celebrity portrait. Appropriate alterations to fit the body? Check. Hilarious photo choice? Check. Exquisite grill detail? Oh god yes. Also, this is neat, because I’m pretty sure that was the first time the phrase “exquisite grill detail” has been used, at all, ever.
(Tattoo by Ryan Hadley in Ft. Wayne, Indiana.)
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BME Shop is Stockin’ Up
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(Tattoo on blentostamin by Bojan Djordjevic at Morbith Tattoo in Vrsac, Vojvodina, Serbia.) Christmas is coming early this year! (You’re all ready for Christmas again, right?) Everybody’s favorite online apothecary and specialty bait store, BME Shop, has just added all sorts of wonderful things to its stock! Here is a handy list of items you should buy:
Gorilla Glass Bullet Hole Eyelets
Diablo Organics Bloodwood Tempests
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Eves
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Lily Spirals
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Tempests
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Wave Crests
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Rings
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Concave Plugs (1-2″)
Diablo Organics Bloodwood Concave Plugs (1-2″)Oh, and here is something fun — BME Shop is now offering all sorts of exciting “erotic devices”! Including:
CBT ClampsAnd there’s more where that came from! Also? T-shirts as low as $5.99! Happy shopping!
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This Week in BME
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So here is a rather ingenious recession-era idea, since all of the food, everywhere, will soon be looted by roving packs of the unemployed (read: everyone), our friend shahafpoint has drafted this prototype candy that also grows nutritious herbs and spices! As dark as the days may get, at least we will be able to dry our tears with oregano leaves.
Wait, no, shahafpoint got this piece in tribute to his grandmother and her Tic Tac addiction. That’s much sweeter.
(Tattoo by Avi Nassi at Psycho in Tel Aviv, Israel.)
And just like that, Friday night is flashing us, signaling it’s time to go. What happened this week, anyway?
- We handed out our year-end awards, in case you missed them! Thanks, everyone!
- A minor shitstorm over an eyebrow-removal scarification has progressed into a full-blown wild-shitfire, which continues to burn, murdering everything in its path.
- The BME Scholarship is back! This is a really excellent cause. Give accordingly.
- Clint Eastwood thinks you’re all a bunch of pussies.
- Ferg and La Negra wasted valuable food, because they are bad, sexy people.
And there we have it. A post or two over the weekend, and then we put on our game-face and get back to it, Monday morning. Stay tuned next week for a fun article on a piercer who has been around forever, more or less, and who had a pretty full year that’s only getting busier. Until then, stay safe, and thank you for your continued support of BME. Have a great weekend.
