A couple days ago Samppa Von Cyborg just installed this great classic Cyber Cell bar into “piercing and suspension celebrity and record holder” Rolf Buchholz. I say “classic” because Samppa made this jewelry way back in 2004, but has been saving it for something special — and when it comes to piercing, there are few as special as Rolf, and Samppa felt the time was perfect to do it for him as a gift. In addition to doing this piercing, he also implanted three hearts (I’m going to assume that this means heart-shaped implants, not three superhuman redundant hearts to make Rolf unkillable, although with Samppa you can never be sure) and a pair of strong magnets.
I should mention that Rolf is lucky to be alive — look what happened at the recent warehouse suspension hosted by Muffe Vulnuz. Rolf was nearly eaten!!! Thank God he’s alright, because it would have been a real shame for this community to lose such a remarkable character. Damn those giant suspendee-devouring nephilim that are always sniffing out blood and metal and rope.
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5 responses to “Rolf’s new Cyber Cell jewelry from Samppa”
how does he shave with all those? random and possibly a stupid question, sorry.
@1, Judging from the pictures he obviously doesn’t shave 🙂
He does shave, but it’s difficult and tedious.
Had to laugh at the tag for the second picture. Cool shot, though!
Cool staple-thingy, but god, his ears always make me cringe >.<
Phendraana, I was thinking the same thing about his ears… the words ‘streaky bacon’ spring to mind.