A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

“Well, either we’re under attack, sir, or we’re having a disco.”

If you’re going to have a Mechanoid for a butler, make sure it’s a DivaDroid International Series 4000.  Of course the downside is that they tend to be a little neurotic.

Tattoo by John Green from Pärleporten in Uppsala, Sweden.

Comments

16 responses to ““Well, either we’re under attack, sir, or we’re having a disco.””

  1. Kat M Avatar
    Kat M

    Awesome!

  2. Kat M Avatar
    Kat M

    Awesome!

  3. oddboyout Avatar
    oddboyout

    smeeeeee heeeeee

  4. oddboyout Avatar
    oddboyout

    smeeeeee heeeeee

  5. Xander Avatar
    Xander

    ^ a complete and total one sir!

  6. Xander Avatar
    Xander

    ^ a complete and total one sir!

  7. Mandi Avatar
    Mandi

    Oh my god, I never thought I’d see a Red Dwarf tattoo. I can die happy.

  8. Mandi Avatar
    Mandi

    Oh my god, I never thought I’d see a Red Dwarf tattoo. I can die happy.

  9. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    Ah memories.

  10. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    Ah memories.

  11. Cathal Avatar
    Cathal

    It’s a errrrrrr……it’s a errrrrrrrr. It’s a banana! It’s a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits! I’m sorry, sir I just can’t do it!

  12. Cathal Avatar
    Cathal

    It’s a errrrrrr……it’s a errrrrrrrr. It’s a banana! It’s a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits! I’m sorry, sir I just can’t do it!

  13. eternal_bliss Avatar
    eternal_bliss

    Awesome! I cant wait to get my Red Dwarf tattoo!!!

  14. eternal_bliss Avatar
    eternal_bliss

    Awesome! I cant wait to get my Red Dwarf tattoo!!!

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