A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Heeeeeerrrre’s Phuture Primitive!

Like I said earlier today I am not a Christian and even if I were I certainly wouldn’t be amongst the ones that are actually convinced tomorrow is the rapture. That being said, if I wake up tomorrow and this dude’s hovering over me, I will pray harder than a guilt ravaged priest who just fondled his own son.

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No offense to Phuture Primitive here, I think its just the John Lennon meets Lady Gaga glasses that scare the hell out of me.

Comments

5 responses to “Heeeeeerrrre’s Phuture Primitive!”

  1. Eric Avatar

    “I will pray harder than a guilt ravaged priest who just fondled his own son.”

    Thank you, sir, for making me laugh harder than I have in days.

  2. Akio Avatar
    Akio

    Gotta love him! <3

  3. lili Avatar
    lili

    At least if I wake up with him hovering over me I know I ended up in the right place!!!

  4. kelly Avatar
    kelly

    Oh my goodness! he’s absolutely adorable. this is my first official intrawebz crush..

  5. Batto Avatar

    “That being said, if I wake up tomorrow and this dude’s hovering over me, I will pray harder than a guilt ravaged priest who just fondled his own son.”

    Hahaha! See you in the morning! 😉

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