A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

The Secret Handshake

It’s been a couple weeks since the 2011 Dallas SusCon, and the photos are starting to trickle in.  Mark from Naked Lens Photography was on hand all weekend documenting every suspension.  But before any of the suspensions started a small business matter needed to be conducted.  Allen and the owner of the building needed to perform the secret handshake for the event to get under way.

What is the secret handshake you ask?

You might recognize the man with the massive transscrotal as Andrew from Swing Shift Side Show.  Later in the week he would go on to do the incredible facial suspension.

I know someone told me the exact size of his transscrotal on the weekend, but I can’t seem to recall it right now, so lets just leave it as, it’s freaking huge.

Comments

26 responses to “The Secret Handshake”

  1. Tobias Avatar

    Jesus fuck. I’ve seen the TS from the TS forum on IAM but this thing looks MASSIVE in comparison.

  2. Tobias Avatar

    Jesus fuck. I’ve seen the TS from the TS forum on IAM but this thing looks MASSIVE in comparison.

  3. Pharmacist Avatar

    thats the same TS as the in the forum picture.

    side note: hasnt Andrew’s TS been feature before in this same manner?

  4. Pharmacist Avatar

    thats the same TS as the in the forum picture.

    side note: hasnt Andrew’s TS been feature before in this same manner?

  5. Taveon Avatar
    Taveon

    wow just when i thought i’d seen it all…impressive

  6. Taveon Avatar
    Taveon

    wow just when i thought i’d seen it all…impressive

  7. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    I am insanely jealous of that. But I have to say, I’m curious how it feels in his pants. I’m at 2 inches right now myself and it is very noticeable between my legs.

  8. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    I am insanely jealous of that. But I have to say, I’m curious how it feels in his pants. I’m at 2 inches right now myself and it is very noticeable between my legs.

  9. me Avatar
    me

    The guy on the left has a look on his face that sort of says:

    “God, I hope this picture doesn’t end up on the internet”

    Hah.

  10. me Avatar
    me

    The guy on the left has a look on his face that sort of says:

    “God, I hope this picture doesn’t end up on the internet”

    Hah.

  11. Tobias Avatar

    @ Pharmacist: Are you certain? The button I’m seeing for the forum on Pauly’s page looks like it has barely enough space for one arm to fit through, Andrew’s above looks like they easily fit both arms.

  12. Tobias Avatar

    @ Pharmacist: Are you certain? The button I’m seeing for the forum on Pauly’s page looks like it has barely enough space for one arm to fit through, Andrew’s above looks like they easily fit both arms.

  13. Tobias Avatar

    Whoops, I thought you said “same size ts” not “same ts”. Sorry.

  14. Tobias Avatar

    Whoops, I thought you said “same size ts” not “same ts”. Sorry.

  15. goldust Avatar

    OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! Awesomee!!!

  16. goldust Avatar

    OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! Awesomee!!!

  17. Cameron Avatar
    Cameron

    Are his testicles still in-tact? Just curious. Also, how the hell can you walk with that in your pants??

  18. Cameron Avatar
    Cameron

    Are his testicles still in-tact? Just curious. Also, how the hell can you walk with that in your pants??

  19. Deano Avatar

    I love the guy on the rights expression…hes just staring down at Andrew’s balls with a look of lust 😛 ok maybe not just but still lol

  20. Deano Avatar

    I love the guy on the rights expression…hes just staring down at Andrew’s balls with a look of lust 😛 ok maybe not just but still lol

  21. kcir Avatar

    I believe andrew said his transcrotal was at 4.25″

  22. kcir Avatar

    I believe andrew said his transcrotal was at 4.25″

  23. Phendraenima Avatar
    Phendraenima

    I need to see many, many more pics of this 0.o

  24. Phendraenima Avatar
    Phendraenima

    I need to see many, many more pics of this 0.o

  25. Cryptorchild Avatar
    Cryptorchild

    is that andrew that did the face suspension at suscon?

  26. Cryptorchild Avatar
    Cryptorchild

    is that andrew that did the face suspension at suscon?

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