Everyone loves opening presents. Be it birthdays, or some form of holiday, the anticipation of not knowing what’s inside the box that’s all wrapped up with your name on it, is just a whole lot of fun. So ModBlog, here’s a gift you get to open. It’s addressed to BME, and without you, BME wouldn’t be around so you get the honors of opening it. I hope you enjoy it, it’s hand made!
No guessing games here, just rip into that wrapping paper to see what you’ve got!
Why it’s some cock and ball torture with a frenum piercing! Isn’t that just what you asked Santa for?
Special thanks to gms1175 for sending this in.
Comments
20 responses to “It’s time to open your presents”
Does this come with a gift receipt?
It’s just what I wanted! Thank you so much.
Well what do you know; it’s a penis.
Fun for all the family!
Just what I always wanted!
auwch!!! makes me snap for air !!
A penis in a box! Everyone can use one of those!
did anyone else think it was going to be a pretty lady with a play piercing bow? i do suppose two is better than one though! THANK YOU BME!
*sings* It’s a dick in a box!
I thought “Dick in a Box” had been done already?!?
@ holly
hahaha maybe that statement was a weeee bit toooooo rude given its a penis 😛
So Santa got my letter after all….nice!
Well done on the contraption itself I say. It looks very well made
“Well done on the contraption itself I say. It looks very well made”
“The contraption” is just a couple piece of lexan, some bolts and….. a bunch of nuts! heheh…
Just what I wanted, squashed cods. NOT!
@ Nathan G. on December 23rd, 2010 at 11:36 am:
Does this come with a gift receipt?
LOL
This isn’t a girl 🙁 balls are worse than 2 lumps of coal
i think santa read my letter wrong.
Sing with me now! Two ball a smashing, and a penis with a hard on.
I love that my ball crusher is still on here Thanks for the nice comments xx
GMS1175