A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Have you ever lost your keys?

Ever have one of those days where you’re in a rush to get out the door and you can’t find your keys?  You’re already running late and no matter where you look your keys just can’t be found?  Of course after 20 minutes of looking they’ll turn up in the most obvious of places, like in your pocket, or hanging next to the door.

Well, IAM: Lucass probably had that happen to him one too many times so he figured out a way to never lose his keys again.  Of course, this being BME, he didn’t just stop at his keys.

Thought it would be funny to hang stuff from my transscrotal. Yes that’s an Alarm clock, Wii Controller, Flip-camera, two box cutters, and some keys.  –Lucass

Keychain

Keep reading to see the unfiltered image.

Keychain

Now if you’re a man on the go like Lucass, it might be worth looking into getting a transscrotal piercing.  Just think of all the time you’ll save over the years, by never having to look for your keys again.

Come to think of it, with the Wii controller hanging there, playing video games just got a whole lot more fun.

Comments

64 responses to “Have you ever lost your keys?”

  1. Tia Avatar
    Tia

    So much mac and cheese,

  2. Tia Avatar
    Tia

    So much mac and cheese,

  3. Tia Avatar
    Tia

    So much mac and cheese,

  4. Tia Avatar
    Tia

    So much mac and cheese,

  5. Piercedpussykat Avatar

    I dont think he will lose anything to be honest lol looks like he has everything in one handy place

  6. Piercedpussykat Avatar

    I dont think he will lose anything to be honest lol looks like he has everything in one handy place

  7. Piercedpussykat Avatar

    I dont think he will lose anything to be honest lol looks like he has everything in one handy place

  8. Piercedpussykat Avatar

    I dont think he will lose anything to be honest lol looks like he has everything in one handy place

  9. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    Hey that’s me!!!

  10. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    Hey that’s me!!!

  11. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    Hey that’s me!!!

  12. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    Hey that’s me!!!

  13. Kat Avatar
    Kat

    Make sure you wii remote is attached at all times during play.

  14. Kat Avatar
    Kat

    Make sure you wii remote is attached at all times during play.

  15. Kat Avatar
    Kat

    Make sure you wii remote is attached at all times during play.

  16. Kat Avatar
    Kat

    Make sure you wii remote is attached at all times during play.

  17. Cease Avatar
    Cease

    Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports . Brilliant

  18. Cease Avatar
    Cease

    Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports . Brilliant

  19. Cease Avatar
    Cease

    Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports . Brilliant

  20. Cease Avatar
    Cease

    Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports . Brilliant

  21. Cease Avatar
    Cease

    Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports, particularly bowling . Brilliant

  22. Cease Avatar
    Cease

    Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports, particularly bowling . Brilliant

  23. Cease Avatar
    Cease

    Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports, particularly bowling . Brilliant

  24. Cease Avatar
    Cease

    Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports, particularly bowling . Brilliant

  25. Dallas Avatar
    Dallas

    ha! i did that apadravya for him as well. way to go lucas!

  26. Dallas Avatar
    Dallas

    ha! i did that apadravya for him as well. way to go lucas!

  27. Dallas Avatar
    Dallas

    ha! i did that apadravya for him as well. way to go lucas!

  28. Dallas Avatar
    Dallas

    ha! i did that apadravya for him as well. way to go lucas!

  29. Dagon Avatar

    Ahahahahahaa, I love the first response.
    Anyway, I <3 transcrotals.

  30. Dagon Avatar

    Ahahahahahaa, I love the first response.
    Anyway, I <3 transcrotals.

  31. Dagon Avatar

    Ahahahahahaa, I love the first response.
    Anyway, I <3 transcrotals.

  32. Dagon Avatar

    Ahahahahahaa, I love the first response.
    Anyway, I <3 transcrotals.

  33. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    Hell yeah Dallas!

  34. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    Hell yeah Dallas!

  35. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    Hell yeah Dallas!

  36. Lucas Avatar
    Lucas

    Hell yeah Dallas!

  37. narco Avatar
    narco

    I want some KD … seems theres alot 🙂

  38. narco Avatar
    narco

    I want some KD … seems theres alot 🙂

  39. narco Avatar
    narco

    I want some KD … seems theres alot 🙂

  40. narco Avatar
    narco

    I want some KD … seems theres alot 🙂

  41. bridge Avatar
    bridge

    let me play with this toys 😀

  42. bridge Avatar
    bridge

    let me play with this toys 😀

  43. bridge Avatar
    bridge

    let me play with this toys 😀

  44. bridge Avatar
    bridge

    let me play with this toys 😀

  45. Robert Avatar
    Robert

    HELL YEAH LUCAS! You’re fucking famous!

  46. Robert Avatar
    Robert

    HELL YEAH LUCAS! You’re fucking famous!

  47. Robert Avatar
    Robert

    HELL YEAH LUCAS! You’re fucking famous!

  48. Robert Avatar
    Robert

    HELL YEAH LUCAS! You’re fucking famous!

  49. Joe Walton Avatar
    Joe Walton

    Personally I just use the wrist strap. But I mean this works too.

  50. Joe Walton Avatar
    Joe Walton

    Personally I just use the wrist strap. But I mean this works too.

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