Well it turns out that when Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on a talk show ranting about her vajazzle, it was only a matter of time before someone thought to get creative with paint instead of jewels.
A while back I brought you some interesting news on the fine art of Vajazzling, which as we all know now, is the act of adorning one’s vagina with little Swarovski crystals. Enhancing the mons pubis has since been an explosive trend in 2010, and I’m happy to bring you the latest installment: vatooing (also spelled “vattooing!”). Vatooing, is also known as “twatooing,” “vatuing,” or simply “vagina tattooing.” Except these tats (vats?) aren’t painful because they’re applied painstakingly with an airbrush
So while this isn’t a permanent (or even semi-permanent) mod, it is always interesting to see what people will do to modify themselves when they know it has 0 chance of being permanent. The Completely Bare chain of spas in NYC are the ones trying to make this fad as popular as the gluing of crystals to your nether regions. Although after watching the video, I’m not completely sold on the “painstakingly applied” technique. As far as I can see they’re limited to using a pre-made stencil with an airbrush.
I know I’ve posted about body painting in the past, and in a lot of cases an argument can be made that it is a form of art. Can the same be said for this procedure? Or do you think that this is just a quick way to cash in on the fad of women who want to live on the wild side, but not have any real permanence to it? This also begs the question, is this trend limited to women? Essentially they’re only adding gems and paint to the area around the vagina, couldn’t men get something done down there as well? There’s already a debate going on as to whether this should be called “Vattooing” or “Twatooing”, if we add men to the mix, should it be called something else? Possibly “Dattooing”, no, that name is taken by the guys trying to create digital tattoos. What about “Cockattooing”, I think it has a nice ring to it.
Now if this temporary tattoo/gemming business really isn’t your cup of tea, there’s always our genital tattoo galleries where you can go to see the real thing.
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84 responses to “Move over vajazzling, there’s a new sheriff in town”
Your video link isn’t working, here is the right link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMyAr9OUM_o&feature=player_embedded
Your video link isn’t working, here is the right link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMyAr9OUM_o&feature=player_embedded
So… its just air brushing??? lol
on your vagina?
And also i wonder how much there charging ? hahaha
So… its just air brushing??? lol
on your vagina?
And also i wonder how much there charging ? hahaha
these girls are such good actors!
these girls are such good actors!
It’s not a tattoo and not on the vagina – it’s airbrushing on the mounds. So how about just calling it a airbrushed immitation tattoo on the front bikini area, oh wait, because calling it a vattoo and charging and arm a leg for it is what’s cool right now. Marketing, all marketing… not that it’s bad, someone has a job doing it after all, for now.
It’s not a tattoo and not on the vagina – it’s airbrushing on the mounds. So how about just calling it a airbrushed immitation tattoo on the front bikini area, oh wait, because calling it a vattoo and charging and arm a leg for it is what’s cool right now. Marketing, all marketing… not that it’s bad, someone has a job doing it after all, for now.
to each his own… i personally think it’s a load of crap…
to each his own… i personally think it’s a load of crap…
to each his own… i personally think it’s a load of crap…
to each his own… i personally think it’s a load of crap…
Unless it’s for a photograph or something I don’t see the point.
I think I’ll stick with actual genital piercings and tattoos
Unless it’s for a photograph or something I don’t see the point.
I think I’ll stick with actual genital piercings and tattoos
Meh, whatever. I think this is a step in the right direction. Whether it’s just a trend or not, at least people are becoming more ‘ok’ with the concept of modifying your body, whether permanent or impermanent.
Meh, whatever. I think this is a step in the right direction. Whether it’s just a trend or not, at least people are becoming more ‘ok’ with the concept of modifying your body, whether permanent or impermanent.
Um, you can get that done anywhere. I can buy an airbrush/paint set.
Pointless bullcrap. What’s the point of this again? Is it supposed to be edgy because it’s below the bikini line? Oooo…
Um, you can get that done anywhere. I can buy an airbrush/paint set.
Pointless bullcrap. What’s the point of this again? Is it supposed to be edgy because it’s below the bikini line? Oooo…
do nobody know where a woman’s vagina actually is?
do nobody know where a woman’s vagina actually is?
I vote for “cockattooing”.
I vote for “cockattooing”.
I’m a big fan of wangdazzling. The odd rhinestone in your pee-hole is a small price to pay for being at the cutting edge of fashion.
I’m a big fan of wangdazzling. The odd rhinestone in your pee-hole is a small price to pay for being at the cutting edge of fashion.
wow, has anyone else noticed bmezine’s boring to informative ratio go completely askew since this guy has started writing?
what does crotch paint have to do with the body modification culture? i can’t wait for your Halloween posts! every kid in north america will be modblogged.
wow, has anyone else noticed bmezine’s boring to informative ratio go completely askew since this guy has started writing?
what does crotch paint have to do with the body modification culture? i can’t wait for your Halloween posts! every kid in north america will be modblogged.
Hope the cast of Jersey Shore does not hear about this.
Hope the cast of Jersey Shore does not hear about this.
This is ridiculous. It never ceases to amaze me what some people will pay for.
This is ridiculous. It never ceases to amaze me what some people will pay for.
Why wouldn’t you just grab some markers instead and do it yourself? stupid.
Why wouldn’t you just grab some markers instead and do it yourself? stupid.
Waste of money. And if any of them are having sex, that shit won’t last the promised “7 days”
Waste of money. And if any of them are having sex, that shit won’t last the promised “7 days”
PLUS that’s no where near their vag’s.
PLUS that’s no where near their vag’s.
fuck that, i have a real tattoo above my vag.
fuck that, i have a real tattoo above my vag.
Well, thanks for the giggle, ladies.
Well, thanks for the giggle, ladies.
Ill knock the cobwebs off her ass any day!!!
Ill knock the cobwebs off her ass any day!!!
Now that our vagoo’s have airbrushed designs on them, lets hit the streets!
*slow motion walking down the street*
AWESOME. I’d do a combination of the airbrush design, then put glitter over it, THEN vagizzle it with a bunch of gems.
Now THATS pussy bling.
Now that our vagoo’s have airbrushed designs on them, lets hit the streets!
*slow motion walking down the street*
AWESOME. I’d do a combination of the airbrush design, then put glitter over it, THEN vagizzle it with a bunch of gems.
Now THATS pussy bling.
its not on the vagina, its on the vulva, the outer visible part of a womans genitals.
its not on the vagina, its on the vulva, the outer visible part of a womans genitals.
anyone else think they spreyed where they did because it was being filmed?
the only thing i found funny was the woman getting cobwebs, surely she has not seen any action for a while to get cobwebs 😛
anyone else think they spreyed where they did because it was being filmed?
the only thing i found funny was the woman getting cobwebs, surely she has not seen any action for a while to get cobwebs 😛
and any, some people think getting tattooed, pierced, and stretching said piercings is “fucking stupid” each to their own and what not 🙂
and any, some people think getting tattooed, pierced, and stretching said piercings is “fucking stupid” each to their own and what not 🙂