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I like my coffee like I like my…

[Insert witty joke here]

So let me share a fun fact with you.  I have never had any form of caffeine in my system.  Ever.

It’s true, I’ve never had a cup of coffee, a sip of tea, or even a drink of cola.  It hasn’t been easy, let me tell you.  When I was teaching high school, there were days when I came close to cracking.  Granted there were also days that made me want to take up drinking booze too.

So why people drink coffee is a small puzzle to me.  I get that caffeine is a stimulant, and in the morning a shot of it can really get you going.  What I don’t understand is the motivation behind the first cup.  Do we as a society have a permanent need for it?  Have decades of conditioning by older generations taught us that we need caffeine to get moving in the morning?  Or has this all been a product of an overzealous marketing scheme that has worked so well people have a hard time considering cutting it from their routines?

Now coffee isn’t the only stimulant that we enjoy.  In fact, I’d wager to say that the modified community probably has more sources of stimulation that the rest of the world.  We’re in tune with our bodies, we know what we can and cannot do to stimulate ourselves (and I’m not talking about sex, although that is a factor to some).  Heck, for some the absence of stimulation can act as a stimulant to some.  So when we see people all over the world reaching for a pot of coffee in the morning, are they going for it because they’re addicted, or is it some primal urge for stimulation that humans possess, but most cannot express?  The modded community has learned a great deal about stimulation over the centuries, and can tap into that base need in many different ways, and can even express their desires openly.  Yet to the majority of people, those who haven’t tapped into a deeper form of self-awareness, is caffeine their way of coping?

I suppose this is all just food for thought.  Which I guess exposes where I get my stimulation from.  I don’t need caffeine because as long as my mind is active and engaged, I don’t need that extra boost.

The bottom line in all this is that no matter my thoughts towards caffeine, there are those out there that genuinely love the rush that it delivers.  I think it’s safe to assume that the submitter of this photo, Ouza, is one of the many who just loves the kick of a good cup of coffee.

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So I heard you like your coffee crisp?  Am I wrong?  How do you like your coffee?  And if you’re not a coffee drinker, where do you get stimulation fix from?

Comments

87 responses to “I like my coffee like I like my…”

  1. BuckleFilledBird Avatar

    There’s actually a really good article that discusses what caffeine really does, and how it has been widely misunderstood for a very long time:

    http://lifehacker.com/5585217/what-caffeine-actually-does-to-your-brain

    That being said, I only drink good coffee, and I now only drink it black… but that is only one way I get my dose of stimulation.

  2. BuckleFilledBird Avatar

    There’s actually a really good article that discusses what caffeine really does, and how it has been widely misunderstood for a very long time:

    http://lifehacker.com/5585217/what-caffeine-actually-does-to-your-brain

    That being said, I only drink good coffee, and I now only drink it black… but that is only one way I get my dose of stimulation.

  3. BuckleFilledBird Avatar

    There’s actually a really good article that discusses what caffeine really does, and how it has been widely misunderstood for a very long time:

    http://lifehacker.com/5585217/what-caffeine-actually-does-to-your-brain

    That being said, I only drink good coffee, and I now only drink it black… but that is only one way I get my dose of stimulation.

  4. Stewart MacLund Avatar
    Stewart MacLund

    There’s caffeine in chocolate. So, unless you’ve never had a chocolate bar (which i can’t believe, though i can totally believe never having a coffee/tea/what have you), you *have* had caffeine in your system.

  5. Stewart MacLund Avatar
    Stewart MacLund

    There’s caffeine in chocolate. So, unless you’ve never had a chocolate bar (which i can’t believe, though i can totally believe never having a coffee/tea/what have you), you *have* had caffeine in your system.

  6. Stewart MacLund Avatar
    Stewart MacLund

    There’s caffeine in chocolate. So, unless you’ve never had a chocolate bar (which i can’t believe, though i can totally believe never having a coffee/tea/what have you), you *have* had caffeine in your system.

  7. GillyJeans Avatar
    GillyJeans

    have you ever had a cup of hot chocolate or any kind of chocolate? chocolate has caffein in it, too.

  8. GillyJeans Avatar
    GillyJeans

    have you ever had a cup of hot chocolate or any kind of chocolate? chocolate has caffein in it, too.

  9. GillyJeans Avatar
    GillyJeans

    have you ever had a cup of hot chocolate or any kind of chocolate? chocolate has caffein in it, too.

  10. Acetaminophen Avatar
    Acetaminophen

    Meth!

  11. Acetaminophen Avatar
    Acetaminophen

    Meth!

  12. Acetaminophen Avatar
    Acetaminophen

    Meth!

  13. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Actually Gilly, most hot chocolate is actually cocoa which is naturally caffeine free. Me personally I drink coffee most morning and drink it with sugar. That is the only stimulant I have knowingly taken (caffeine). Other ways I used to get stimulation were sports and other activities.

  14. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Actually Gilly, most hot chocolate is actually cocoa which is naturally caffeine free. Me personally I drink coffee most morning and drink it with sugar. That is the only stimulant I have knowingly taken (caffeine). Other ways I used to get stimulation were sports and other activities.

  15. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Actually Gilly, most hot chocolate is actually cocoa which is naturally caffeine free. Me personally I drink coffee most morning and drink it with sugar. That is the only stimulant I have knowingly taken (caffeine). Other ways I used to get stimulation were sports and other activities.

  16. Trippin Avatar
    Trippin

    I definitely am going to fall under the vast minority by openly admitting I *hate* coffee – it just is foul as hell to my palate. 😐

  17. Trippin Avatar
    Trippin

    I definitely am going to fall under the vast minority by openly admitting I *hate* coffee – it just is foul as hell to my palate. 😐

  18. Trippin Avatar
    Trippin

    I definitely am going to fall under the vast minority by openly admitting I *hate* coffee – it just is foul as hell to my palate. 😐

  19. wes... Avatar

    i can stand coffee myself… if i have the urge for caffeine, i usually fill that craving with some good coca cola… if that doesn’t do it, nothing will…

  20. wes... Avatar

    i can stand coffee myself… if i have the urge for caffeine, i usually fill that craving with some good coca cola… if that doesn’t do it, nothing will…

  21. wes... Avatar

    i can stand coffee myself… if i have the urge for caffeine, i usually fill that craving with some good coca cola… if that doesn’t do it, nothing will…

  22. wes... Avatar

    i am more of a slowed down kinda guy… i enjoy herbal stimulants alot more than the “i need to conduct my life at a 100 miles an hour” kinda stimulant…

  23. wes... Avatar

    i am more of a slowed down kinda guy… i enjoy herbal stimulants alot more than the “i need to conduct my life at a 100 miles an hour” kinda stimulant…

  24. wes... Avatar

    i am more of a slowed down kinda guy… i enjoy herbal stimulants alot more than the “i need to conduct my life at a 100 miles an hour” kinda stimulant…

  25. wes... Avatar

    (comment 5) *cant

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    (comment 5) *cant

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    (comment 5) *cant

  28. Rob Avatar

    @Gilly: Never have had hot chocolate, and on the very rare occasion that I have a chocolate bar (we’re talking one every few months) it’s the watered down milk chocolate bars, which I don’t think have enough caffeine in them to make up a significant amount in my system.

  29. Rob Avatar

    @Gilly: Never have had hot chocolate, and on the very rare occasion that I have a chocolate bar (we’re talking one every few months) it’s the watered down milk chocolate bars, which I don’t think have enough caffeine in them to make up a significant amount in my system.

  30. Rob Avatar

    @Gilly: Never have had hot chocolate, and on the very rare occasion that I have a chocolate bar (we’re talking one every few months) it’s the watered down milk chocolate bars, which I don’t think have enough caffeine in them to make up a significant amount in my system.

  31. vlada blentostamin Avatar
    vlada blentostamin

    this is not molecul formula for coffee …….it is for something that some Swiss guy invent 😀 …..i think he`s name was Albert Hof……………..:D 😀 :D………I like that guy so much,,,,,,,,

  32. vlada blentostamin Avatar
    vlada blentostamin

    this is not molecul formula for coffee …….it is for something that some Swiss guy invent 😀 …..i think he`s name was Albert Hof……………..:D 😀 :D………I like that guy so much,,,,,,,,

  33. vlada blentostamin Avatar
    vlada blentostamin

    this is not molecul formula for coffee …….it is for something that some Swiss guy invent 😀 …..i think he`s name was Albert Hof……………..:D 😀 :D………I like that guy so much,,,,,,,,

  34. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    people drink coffee because it tastes good. over analyze

  35. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    people drink coffee because it tastes good. over analyze

  36. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    people drink coffee because it tastes good. over analyze

  37. Dryn Avatar
    Dryn

    I have never really thought about coffee as a “stimulant”… I drink it mainly for the lovely taste, the “buzz” I get is rather small… I don’t really see what is the purpose of this article, maybe you get coffee too seriously because you never tried it.

  38. Dryn Avatar
    Dryn

    I have never really thought about coffee as a “stimulant”… I drink it mainly for the lovely taste, the “buzz” I get is rather small… I don’t really see what is the purpose of this article, maybe you get coffee too seriously because you never tried it.

  39. Dryn Avatar
    Dryn

    I have never really thought about coffee as a “stimulant”… I drink it mainly for the lovely taste, the “buzz” I get is rather small… I don’t really see what is the purpose of this article, maybe you get coffee too seriously because you never tried it.

  40. Nygaard Avatar
    Nygaard

    Motocross and downhill MTB.. I like adrenaline.. a lot…!

  41. Nygaard Avatar
    Nygaard

    Motocross and downhill MTB.. I like adrenaline.. a lot…!

  42. Nygaard Avatar
    Nygaard

    Motocross and downhill MTB.. I like adrenaline.. a lot…!

  43. KaptnSplash Avatar
    KaptnSplash

    I drink coffee any way it comes, black, black with sugar, milk/cream, milk/cream and sugar. anything but flavored. And I drink it because I like the taste of it, not for the caffeine. Although at one point when I was younger I did in fact drink it for the caffeine I don’t really use anything specifically as a stimulant anymore. I prefer a nice few minutes outside to wake me up.

  44. KaptnSplash Avatar
    KaptnSplash

    I drink coffee any way it comes, black, black with sugar, milk/cream, milk/cream and sugar. anything but flavored. And I drink it because I like the taste of it, not for the caffeine. Although at one point when I was younger I did in fact drink it for the caffeine I don’t really use anything specifically as a stimulant anymore. I prefer a nice few minutes outside to wake me up.

  45. KaptnSplash Avatar
    KaptnSplash

    I drink coffee any way it comes, black, black with sugar, milk/cream, milk/cream and sugar. anything but flavored. And I drink it because I like the taste of it, not for the caffeine. Although at one point when I was younger I did in fact drink it for the caffeine I don’t really use anything specifically as a stimulant anymore. I prefer a nice few minutes outside to wake me up.

  46. Sgian Dubh Avatar
    Sgian Dubh

    I’m not sure about the hype about having a caffeine rush is all about…. I enjoy a good cuppa tea sitting in the hot sun, just to relax … very soothing. I have coffee once in a while, just for something different. As for keeping anyone up …. if I can’t sleep, I have a cuppa tea or coffee and within a minute or two I’m fast asleep.

  47. Sgian Dubh Avatar
    Sgian Dubh

    I’m not sure about the hype about having a caffeine rush is all about…. I enjoy a good cuppa tea sitting in the hot sun, just to relax … very soothing. I have coffee once in a while, just for something different. As for keeping anyone up …. if I can’t sleep, I have a cuppa tea or coffee and within a minute or two I’m fast asleep.

  48. Sgian Dubh Avatar
    Sgian Dubh

    I’m not sure about the hype about having a caffeine rush is all about…. I enjoy a good cuppa tea sitting in the hot sun, just to relax … very soothing. I have coffee once in a while, just for something different. As for keeping anyone up …. if I can’t sleep, I have a cuppa tea or coffee and within a minute or two I’m fast asleep.

  49. Matt W Avatar
    Matt W

    I’m English. I drink quite a lot of tea. For us, it is as much cultural as it is about the caffeine. In fact, the caffeine in tea doesn’t affect me at all. It’s a ritual. Everyone I know has a specific way they take their tea, and it’s as much a mark of knowing somebody that you remember how they take theirs. Perhaps more than that, it’s a social leveller. And we Brits sure love our social levellers.

  50. Matt W Avatar
    Matt W

    I’m English. I drink quite a lot of tea. For us, it is as much cultural as it is about the caffeine. In fact, the caffeine in tea doesn’t affect me at all. It’s a ritual. Everyone I know has a specific way they take their tea, and it’s as much a mark of knowing somebody that you remember how they take theirs. Perhaps more than that, it’s a social leveller. And we Brits sure love our social levellers.

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