A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Matthew’s March Mustache Madness Modblog

Try saying that 10 times fast!

If any man on IAM can inspire beard envy, it’s iam. matthew. Not only does he have a beard of epic proportions, but at the time of this picture, he had only 4 1/2 month of growth involved! As most of us know, no true beard is complete without a mustache (Sorry Abe Lincoln) and it is the killer swirl of hair upon his upper lip that has qualified him for this month’s special feature. The 1-3/8″ lobes, 12g medusa, 14g lip, and 10g nostril add to the qualifications.

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If you can not grow a mustache, or for whatever reason you choose not to grow a mustache but you still want a way to add to you appearance, I suggest hitting up the 30% off sale on BMEshop! Use the coupon code “worldtour” to get 30% on EVERYTHING except for needles, punches and anesthetics. Everything else is on sale though from Tshirts to Prints and Books, DVD’s to every kind of jewelry we have in stock!

Comments

46 responses to “Matthew’s March Mustache Madness Modblog”

  1. Jediba Avatar
    Jediba

    Haha, class. I love his crazy eyes!

  2. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    Greatest. Picture. EVER!

  3. fiona Avatar

    hes well fit even with a beard

  4. zobro Avatar
    zobro

    This guy has the best face I’ve seen all week, online and off. Oh lawdy.

  5. Sunny Avatar
    Sunny

    That is the most glorious facial hair I have ever seen.
    I only envy men because they can have kick ass mustaches.

  6. IreneAdler Avatar

    His eyebrows have some serious skills.

  7. Tobias Avatar

    =/

    BMEShop always only has like one or two colors of Kaos eyelets in my size when they’re on sale. Darn being cheap.

  8. Gurthanthaclops Avatar
    Gurthanthaclops

    Hahahaha, I love the tag.. ‘Hearty beards’.
    That is some amazing facial hair growth you have their my man, I envy you!
    Myself being three quarts Native American, I have difficulties growing facial hair.. Just imagine what Keanu Reeves’(?) facial hair looks like… That’s precisely me in all my glory!

  9. molly delilah Avatar

    like a beautiful viking, totally swoon worthy.

  10. presley Avatar
    presley

    i like him :D:D this pic makes me smile!

  11. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    That is the greatest beard I have ever seen.

  12. VOMIT Avatar

    haha holy fuck, that photo is all sorts of awesome

  13. dean Avatar
    dean

    nice 2 c a clean beard looks bad ass

  14. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    HAHA DO WANT! Om noms…

  15. NukeX Avatar
    NukeX

    I LOVE the metal peeking out from behind his fur! Haha this is aceeee

  16. Vombie Avatar

    I love magnificent moustaches paired with philtrum piercings. They make my tiny heart go all aflutter

  17. Eric Avatar

    That’s a LEGIT beard. Mad props.

  18. trip Avatar
    trip

    this is a crazy picture, love the frizzy beard and the captive stare from the eyes are great.

  19. kevin Avatar
    kevin

    varg?

  20. bertany Avatar

    He looks like an evil villain in the best way possible.
    quite sexy. :}

  21. Khimney Bear Avatar
    Khimney Bear

    Epic beard, id like to see an Abe Lincoln like mine

  22. Choky-Joky Avatar
    Choky-Joky

    MORE BEARDS!! MORE HAPPINESS FOR GIRLS!!

  23. Nano Avatar

    Dudes a total stud.
    Us beards stick together haha.

  24. E Avatar

    Beard up.

  25. hedning Avatar
    hedning

    heroin eyes!

  26. Dean aka Crazy Face Avatar

    OMG 4 an a half months!? dude thats epic….all I can manage is a bad teen spotting growth…though If I tried to grow anything it would cover my facial ink..so..meh..

    but damn if that is not some kind of awesome fuzziness…I want to stroke it…

  27. h3cknot3kno Avatar
    h3cknot3kno

    That man has a perfect nose, omg..
    O___O

    Men with giant beards always make me wonder what they look like without them.
    hahah.

  28. Baracudaboy Avatar

    Jesus christ that mans face is a trip. Not in a bad way, he just looks like a cartoon! @[email protected] woah.

  29. Valentine Avatar

    Wow. That is an exceptionally nice beard.

  30. sodapop Avatar
    sodapop

    I cant believe i shaved my fucking mustache off….fuck

  31. aivi Avatar
    aivi

    Oh my, hello gorgeous.
    I want to stroke it, maybe braid it.
    The only reason I would ever want to have been born as a man, would be to grow a beard and mustache like his.

  32. Heiz Avatar
    Heiz

    Karl Marx?

  33. Olive Avatar
    Olive

    This is a beautiful bearded man. I like this a lot =]

  34. jimmieknuckles Avatar
    jimmieknuckles

    beards are so hot right now,so hot

  35. Dan Avatar

    EPIC BEARDNESS

  36. Mik Avatar

    omgosh, super gorgeous.

  37. Raevyn Avatar

    This is just filled with awesome. I love the eyes.

  38. Salinas Avatar
    Salinas

    I love the mustache. I know it’s not a mod, but it’s the best thing in this pic 😀

  39. Angilius Avatar
    Angilius

    I can’t wait for my facial hair to start growing…

  40. Dean aka Crazy Face Avatar

    I still want to pet it…take it home with me…I’ll treat it right, keep it safe…I shall call it….george! lol

  41. London Avatar

    i like the little shine peaking through the face fur hahaha

  42. deadite_666 Avatar

    This guy is fuckin hot. Don’t know why. Don’t know how. He just … is …!

  43. JennyBangBang Avatar
    JennyBangBang

    Beards <3

  44. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Just epic!

  45. Jpage Avatar
    Jpage

    My favourite bme boy post of all time.
    What a dreamboat *weak knees*

  46. tybekmon Avatar
    tybekmon

    MC ESCHER!

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