A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

And the winner is…

Yeaaaaaaaah! MissMeg knows how to make me laugh. I’m still trying to catch up on watching all of the video applications. We haven’t even been able to post them all because there are just too many but I’m very very excited and I think this tour is going to be awesome, thanks to all of you!

Comments

46 responses to “And the winner is…”

  1. MissMeg Avatar

    bwahahahahaha.

    ass kissing and laugh provider. That is my entire resume now.

  2. Rachel Avatar
    Rachel

    While these videos are great to see, and this one particuarly was hilarious…
    i miss modblog.
    i know this trip is important and will be AWESOME to see documented by these wonderful people submitting videos, im begging to get some regular post sprinkeled in with these.
    Please? *makes puppy face*
    im not getting enough of my daily dose of naked boys or girls, or cut up genitals.
    ok, otherwise keep up the good work modblog!

  3. jenr8r Avatar
    jenr8r

    I love how the dong sways during the video.

  4. Lori St.Leone Avatar

    Yay Meg! Absolutely the most qualified applicant, haha, I don’t have to see any more videos. 😉 I would’ve applied but I have too many mommy responsibilities (to say nothing of shop responsibilities), but yeah, when you guys get Down Under, you’re totally coming to Darwin to hang, non-negotiable. 😉

  5. Dylan Avatar

    hahahahaha this was fantastic.

  6. Stefunee Avatar

    lol i loved this alot.

  7. SeeeingRed Avatar

    Hahahaha! That was pretty damn funny!

  8. Kelsea Avatar
    Kelsea

    i love how half way through the video, i barely recognized the red dildo to the left. hahahahaha!

  9. Jan Avatar
    Jan

    Im with Rachel,
    Can we please have more regular modblog posts like we used to get. These videos arent a good substitute for the real thing.

  10. Rachel Avatar

    Modblog will go back to being updated regularly as soon as we get done launching the new site. There is just too much going on to be able to keep up with everything.

    I’m sorry but we just don’t have enough people to handle everything. 🙁

  11. London Avatar

    haha, i really like this

  12. Gurthanthaclops Avatar
    Gurthanthaclops

    That dildo is very intimidating.

  13. Kaelah Bee. Avatar

    i would like to ~win and i would like meg to accompany…. you know… just for safety precautions… 🙂

  14. Evan Avatar
    Evan

    Lawlz @ the dildo

  15. Chopstixx Avatar
    Chopstixx

    HAHA i love that there’s a dildo there kinda wobbling every now and then

  16. Jamie James Avatar
    Jamie James

    I wanna see some split penis’ already!

  17. Tobias Avatar

    I’m curious as to if the Canada story is true….

    “People just think I’m a redneck, and they don’t really wanna fuck with that”.

    Laughter for days, I love this girl.

  18. wut Avatar
    wut

    that video was in fact genius. home chick has a winning personality and i hope she’s happy in life.

  19. shannonsmate Avatar
    shannonsmate

    The fix is in!
    Say it ain’t so Rachel!
    This is a disgrace!
    Rachel, why did you bother with the application process?
    When you were just gonna take one of your friends with you for a round the world jolly?

  20. Stefunee Avatar

    rachel – we understand. can’t wait to wake up to modblog post every morning again though. 😀

  21. trip Avatar
    trip

    im enjoying watching all the videos rachel, there are a lot of great and impressive people who really want this experience, i cant wait for the new sites unravelling, it would be a heavy strain of your shoulders, with that you get to see the world with 4-5 amazing people enthusiastically helping you around the world.

  22. IreneAdler Avatar

    my name is also meg. and i ALSO can kick some serious ass.

    you’re going to have to pick one of us.

  23. VOMIT Avatar

    I like her voice

  24. monicajean Avatar

    This video made my night. I love her

  25. BillyBoy Avatar
    BillyBoy

    I know this trip is important but you’re still asking for pics and none are getting posted. I forsee a huge loss of credibility and goodwill.

  26. Leodios Avatar
    Leodios

    Ha! Love this.

  27. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    Awww Meg is lovely.

    Didn’t even notice the dildo cos I was watching her! Until it started jiggling at least. 😀

  28. Dawnie Avatar

    Meg is amazing. I love her and the comical relief her video brought to the table. I love how she smoked, had a dildo out and made fun of all the bad videos not saying a word about any of them. Most of all I like how the dildo seems to wiggle on its own a bit throughout the audition tape. 😉

  29. Jim Avatar
    Jim

    Whats with all the damn videos?
    Post some friggen tattoos already, noone gives a shit about this stuff.

  30. Tobias Avatar

    I think the dildo is completely hilarious, not just because of the joke that it was used in past videos but because it’s completely relevant to her job. (BMEShop sells ‘em)

  31. Rafaela Avatar
    Rafaela

    i like how the it jiggled every now and then. =)

    feel better Rachel!

  32. Moonstones Avatar
    Moonstones

    Can we please have modblog back? Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top?

  33. mrowka Avatar
    mrowka

    rude woman. very rude.

  34. josh Avatar

    i would just like to point out that i offered my professional security services waaaaay long ago, before this trip even existed. i’m ahead of the curve.

  35. whut Avatar
    whut

    what a massive waste of time and money.

  36. Felicia Avatar
    Felicia

    # 26 read # 8 🙂

  37. Kai Avatar
    Kai

    I belive that you have traveled alot, and met rude security guys, stalkers and bad ppl.
    I belive that i have traveled more than you, i’ve met mostly nice ppl, even at the airport.
    I belive that you have traveled ur own “whole world”, U S of Ass.

  38. Furnace Avatar
    Furnace

    Oh my… Just wonderful hilarity happening all over the place in this video. Jiggly dildos rock.

  39. MissMeg Avatar

    Don’t worry!! Modblog will be back soon!

    In the meantime, just enjoy the videos and get excited for the awesomeness of this tour! Rachel will make sure it’s incredible for everyone!

  40. justin Avatar
    justin

    is it not funny/odd to anybody else that they did all these submissions and such and then picked just went and picked an employee of bmeshop/Rachel’s tattoo shop?

    I mean yeah she’s a member of the”community” or what ever and she’s cool and all but it seems kind of rigged
    i mean come one put all this out there to pick a person from the community but then just take one of your current employes?

    odd…

  41. Jen Avatar

    Justin, it’s a joke. Both the video and the post saying Meg won. Rachel actually said below the video that she was still going through all the videos. Winners have not been announced and it’s not just one person going.

  42. Felicia Avatar
    Felicia

    Internet + humour = fail.
    There needs to be a special font for when you’re making jokes and using sarcasim, or people need to lighten up and not take EVERYTHING so seriously!

  43. Rachel Avatar

    I’m honestly shocked by how many people think that Meg won.. It’s really weird. I also can’t believe the haters who were asking why I wasn’t taking Meg in the first place. If I took Meg with me, WHO WOULD RUN BMESHOP?!?!?!?!?

    Jeeebus!!

    Modblog will be back. We are literally making the FINAL TOUCHES to the new site and some of the modblog volunteers had some emergencies come up this weekend. We’ll be coming back shortly.

  44. Ed Avatar
    Ed

    Felicia: Comic Sans perhaps?

    *ducking as the font nerds and haters of bad puns throw things*

  45. Sque3z Avatar
    Sque3z

    I will be the first to admit.. Meg can kick anyone’s ass. She is really that mean. Well until Cere comes around and then she kinda gets a bit sappy on all our asses. Cere then kicks the crap out of everyone. 😉

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