I love when people get ridiculous tattoos that make everyone ask “What the hell are you gonna do when you’re 80!?”
This is no exception. I’d like to ask Matthew just what would possess him to tattoo hipster glasses on his face but really… who cares? It’s hilarious and it’s not my face!
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86 responses to “All the better to see you with my dear!”
Lolol! That’s such a stupid idea. Funny for like 5 seconds, but it’s permanent!
Sooo fucking bad ass! I wonder how well the black will hold out on his nose.
Shame they didn’t go right behind the ear, you would think for something that facial you would shave some hair and go the extra.
Glad it’s not my face, but I’m still glad it happened!
Now there is a man committed to the funny!
Regret much????? I think so!!!! He doesn’t even look out of his 20′s yet……
awww man. bummer.
High likelihood that this was faked (well) and/or he got paid handsomely for it as part of a marketing campaign (lots of stuff on the guys involved and their history with viral marketing has been dug up and posted other places)
Ugh. that would be awesome if the temples went fully behind the ears…..
but it just looks horrible and tacky. Don’t even fit the shape of his face correctly….. hurray?
Lizardman, do you think so? I’ll be impressed if its fake… There’s a needle on that bar, and his skins pretty swelly, red and bleeding!
I agree with Diva-D, the glasses aren’t even the right shape! For some reason, when he sat up I thought of Ali G.
2nd look on youtube and I agree with The Lizard Man!!! Could be fake for sure… He doesn’t look like he is in much pain with a constant dopey smile and there is hardly any redness or swelling once it is done, no black anywhere else on his face either, usually you are smudged with ink after having any tattoo done! His face is too clean!!
I yell FAKE!!!
Lexci. Have you ever seen anyone give a dry run? You know… with no ink. Still bleeds and makes the skin red. I’ve seen some people in movies take a fire extinguisher to the head until it was caved in. Shit looked realistic. It make some people nauseas… But it was fake. Moooooovie magic.
Anyway I vote fake blood and sharpie. There’s never any proof that the needle actually even touches the skin. shakey camera work AND notice how it gets REAL blurry when they zoom in on the only part of the video that would show the needle tattooing?? eh.
I wanted to die when I saw these pictures online the other day. The blood looks like jelly and he is now making ‘there’s a needle under and inch from my eye’ faces. I’m hoping it’s a fake.
Not* not now. The joys of posting via iPhone…
Yeah, watching it again, it could be a hoax… But after some digging online I’ve seen a couple pictures of him a while later with a pretty scabby, red face.
Definitely possible it’s a dry run, but there’s pigment in the tip… I hope it’s not a fake! It’s stupid rad.
Also, I’m going with Ray-Ban video.
I’ll bet he wears contacts…
vid doesnt focus on the tattooing long enough to see if its real. keeps cutting and after each cut more is completed. i think it is just pen.
if it is real than that is a giant fail.
IDK the close up on the the face before it gets pretty shaky, but that’s really puffy.. and Ru correct they could have done a dry run, but there is clearly ink in the tubes reservoir.. Im hoping fake but Im believing it… and the blood in movies doesn’t look anything like real blood, but the blood on his face does have that watery plasma like look to it that you get while tattooing…
if its a fake shame on me I guess
I just dont get why he used a liner for the whole thing?
Also it’s annoying me. Calm before the storm… not quiet! UGH.
Might be fake… If not It’s amazing the commitment. Ray Ban… =P
why would this be considered “dumber” than any other facial tattoo? if its fake, i dont get how this is supposed to get me to buy their product. if its real, im sure he thought long and hard about it before he did it. i have to say that, the end effect, it looks like a mask more than glasses. if you like glasses that much, just wear glasses?
Two seconds of fun (perhaps. And just for his laughing friends )
A pain for all his life
“im sure he thought long and hard about it before he did it” I doubt that. I’m sure RayBan paid him (if it’s real) an arm and leg… and he sold his soul to a company just like any other nit who has tattooed any brand on themselves including cadillac, etc. although the people with cadillac tattooed on themselves are lower than this guy because well, at least this loser got paid. 😉
Whether it’s fake or real, it didn’t even look like it was on straight when he sat up at the end. Nor did it look good. Obviously it’s not going to look like he’s wearing glasses cus they don’t have any distance from his face, it just ends up looking silly.
well, I just hope he never actually HAS to wear glasses or they wont mesh properly, think itll limit the dates he gets?
Facial tattoos fascinate me and maybe one day I’ll have the balls to get some ink on my own face. If this is genuine I admire the guy’s committment, but I don’t much like the design. I hope it’s fake.
Oh no… I’m glad that’s not my face.. I think he thought it would come out a lot cooler than it did / :
http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2010/01/man-is-he-gonna-regret-that-rayban-tattoo.html
i saw these earlier in the fuck myspace forum. crazy if it’s real.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4267793513_c518f20234.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4022/4268537242_9503e0b6a7.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthewg15/sets/72157623193844296/ set.
makes him look like crappy super hero. like maybe a sidekick or something.
It looks more fitting in the pictures. Getting your face tattooed is no picnic, To get dry lined just for fun would really suck haha.He has pretty extensive tattoo work, and the dude seems really happy about it, so I’m happy for him if its real!
Let me also add if he ever gets tired of it he could turn it into a cool blackwork piece like this!
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo_museum/images/marquesan_facial_tattoos.jpg
What an idiot.
Quite frankly I’m waiting for him to say due to a language barrier and falling asleep he didn’t know he was getting fifty some odd stars on his face..no wait that was the last idiot who hadn’t had buyer’s remorse yet, adrenaline is why a lot of people are able to do a lot of things that suck after about 10 minutes
he now looks like the ham burglar for all eternity!
i had a closer look and it isn’t fake i believed so first but having a closer look from 0:50 to 0:55 on the timmer and when you press pause ,you can definitly see blood comming out of the wound … too bad for him
You guys are hatin this dude… Fact is, if it wasn’t for me seeing this today, I probabally would have killed myself with boredem… Hooray for st00pids on teh interwebz.
Scenester for life…..
hahahahaha, that is too fucking good.
lame…
I hope RayBan paid him really well for doing this.
probably better than cadilliac paid paulyd
i love that you called them “hipster” glasses.
Maybe we’re all just missing the obvious point, maybe he’s a huge corey hart fan and wants us all to know he wears his sunglasses at night so he can so he can..I forget the rest but I’m sure he’ll know the words soon enough?
No dry wipe, VERY clean gloves in every shot… I’m bummed I didn’t catch it first…
Looks dumb, sorry.
It used to be that BME would publish something crazy and then all the other blogs would copy BME. Now it’s BME doing the copying? I don’t come to BME for old news, and fake news at that, and fake news that fooled the BME “modification experts” at that.
Lexci and Lily are an embarassment. Bring back Rachel!!!
Why do I bother? If the new BME likes anything more than lame posts, it’s censoring comments. Boo!