A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Last x-mas post, I swear!

My apprentice, Atlanta,  rarely does anything right. Today, however, he found this picture of Theresa Rene just in time for X-mas.

christmas-ears

No more holiday post from me. Tomorrow it’s back to your regularly scheduled bisected penises, sexy ladies and things that amaze or amuse me.

Comments

26 responses to “Last x-mas post, I swear!”

  1. Céline Avatar

    I love her stretched lobes!

  2. Céline Avatar

    I love her stretched lobes!

  3. Scott Avatar

    I just love her <3

  4. Scott Avatar

    I just love her <3

  5. .divljakusha. Avatar
    .divljakusha.

    cute xD

  6. .divljakusha. Avatar
    .divljakusha.

    cute xD

  7. Ellie Avatar
    Ellie

    Are the recent photos fuzzy for anyone else?

  8. Ellie Avatar
    Ellie

    Are the recent photos fuzzy for anyone else?

  9. angie Avatar

    yay i love her shes a sweetie (:

  10. angie Avatar

    yay i love her shes a sweetie (:

  11. Erin Avatar

    one of the prettiest girls

  12. Erin Avatar

    one of the prettiest girls

  13. Tobias Avatar

    Ellie:

    Looks more like it’s the camera (or phone) than anything else.

  14. Tobias Avatar

    Ellie:

    Looks more like it’s the camera (or phone) than anything else.

  15. SevenCubed Avatar

    Really? Not ONE “Blue Balls” Joke? Jeez. And yeah, the blurring is weird, which is a shame! Be nice to see her third eye a lil’ better.

  16. SevenCubed Avatar

    Really? Not ONE “Blue Balls” Joke? Jeez. And yeah, the blurring is weird, which is a shame! Be nice to see her third eye a lil’ better.

  17. jojo Avatar
    jojo

    Nice blurry picture…

  18. jojo Avatar
    jojo

    Nice blurry picture…

  19. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    Theresa is mah gurllllll. She sent this picture to me awhile ago!

  20. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    Theresa is mah gurllllll. She sent this picture to me awhile ago!

  21. gretchen Avatar

    you’re beautiful. =]

  22. gretchen Avatar

    you’re beautiful. =]

  23. Lilly Avatar
    Lilly

    Haha, I did the same thing last year, but my balls were green.

  24. Lilly Avatar
    Lilly

    Haha, I did the same thing last year, but my balls were green.

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