I felt a little bit like our friend Bune after yesterdays shenanigans. Nothing like waking up with an awesome case of food poisoning. I tried sleeping it off but it’s hard not to take a sip of water every now and then which left me puking for significantly longer than the amount of water I drank! Now that I’m right side in again, I figure I’d get to posting!
More after the jump of course!
Comments
114 responses to “Now that that is over!”
ru:
i don’t know about you, but that doesn’t seem like much of a penis. it’s more like a stump haha.
ru:
i don’t know about you, but that doesn’t seem like much of a penis. it’s more like a stump haha.
This is pretty much the same picture three times..
This is pretty much the same picture three times..
damn, i wish there was a side view.
i also agree, click troughs are NOT necessary. my 10 year old sister peaked over my shoulder as i was reading this, EVERYONE HAS TO LEARN ABOUT ANATOMY SOMETIME.
damn, i wish there was a side view.
i also agree, click troughs are NOT necessary. my 10 year old sister peaked over my shoulder as i was reading this, EVERYONE HAS TO LEARN ABOUT ANATOMY SOMETIME.
click throughs would be nice. is it REALLY that big of a deal o.o
click throughs would be nice. is it REALLY that big of a deal o.o
Funny how it’s a penis mod to bme and not stupidity.. but before you go and argue with me hey I’m just a simple minded penis having person what do I know..
And “liz” your sister is different from your boss got it toots? Click through is logical for libraries, work and family.. unless you wanna push people away from bme even more..
Funny how it’s a penis mod to bme and not stupidity.. but before you go and argue with me hey I’m just a simple minded penis having person what do I know..
And “liz” your sister is different from your boss got it toots? Click through is logical for libraries, work and family.. unless you wanna push people away from bme even more..
wahhh, click through, you people are being extremely gay….
let me guess one of you kids are gonna have a problem with me saying gay too
wahhh, click through, you people are being extremely gay….
let me guess one of you kids are gonna have a problem with me saying gay too
Last night was a total success. My complete penis glans is removed and in my refrigerator. I am trying to decide what to do with it. Anyway, my frame of mind last night couldn’t have been more on point. First I chilled the base of the glans with ice for thirty minutes. Then I applied 4% lidocaine creme and allowed it to absorb for twenty minutes. The entire glans went numb and then I was ready for the blood restriction application.
Starting just below the bottom of the glans, I began wrapping a tightly pulled twine around the top of the shaft. I wrapped the twine in consecutive wraps lower and lower down the shaft, After about twenty wraps, I secured the twine with a very tight rubber band. Finally, I applied another layer of lidocaine creme to the cutting site. I then attached a large binder clip over the entire glans and it would provide a straight-edge for a neat cut. I was now finally ready to fulfill a dream that was three years in the making.
With my penis prepped, free of nearly all blood, and totally numb, I was ready to begin. I used a brand new laser sharpened filet knife with an extremely sharp edge. I played my favorite music and held the knife in one hand and the binder clip in the other. I positioned the knife edge directly in the crease at the the base of the glans. I started with medium pressure and moved the knife edge along the straight edge of the binder clip. I didn’t feel any pain. Then I became very confident and increased the pressure and began a slow and steady even cutting motion back and forth. The knife penetrated the crease and went deeper into my glans. After about three minutes, I was at the urethra and could feel some sensation, but I was determined to finish. I continued the cutting and finally, the binder clip with glans contained was free of the shaft and in my hand. I cried because I completed my task.
I kept the wrappings and rubber band applied to my shaft for an additional three hours. The I wanted to then cauterize the cut to promote clotting and scabbing. I heated a soldering iron to 600 degrees and applied the tip to the top of my cut shaft. There still was little discomfort. After another two hours, I removed the rubber band and twine wrapping. There was no bleeding at all. The cut end was very straight and made me proud.
I was able to get a little sleep and this morning my shaft is a little sore, but fully scabbed over and no bleeding. I will take one day at a time as the healing continues. Tonight, I will will most likely prepare my removed glans in a specimen jar of rubbing alcohol for preservation like a trophy. My new penis is beautiful and I am extremely happy with my results. In about a month, I will perform my self castration. I will blog that adventure.
Last night was a total success. My complete penis glans is removed and in my refrigerator. I am trying to decide what to do with it. Anyway, my frame of mind last night couldn’t have been more on point. First I chilled the base of the glans with ice for thirty minutes. Then I applied 4% lidocaine creme and allowed it to absorb for twenty minutes. The entire glans went numb and then I was ready for the blood restriction application.
Starting just below the bottom of the glans, I began wrapping a tightly pulled twine around the top of the shaft. I wrapped the twine in consecutive wraps lower and lower down the shaft, After about twenty wraps, I secured the twine with a very tight rubber band. Finally, I applied another layer of lidocaine creme to the cutting site. I then attached a large binder clip over the entire glans and it would provide a straight-edge for a neat cut. I was now finally ready to fulfill a dream that was three years in the making.
With my penis prepped, free of nearly all blood, and totally numb, I was ready to begin. I used a brand new laser sharpened filet knife with an extremely sharp edge. I played my favorite music and held the knife in one hand and the binder clip in the other. I positioned the knife edge directly in the crease at the the base of the glans. I started with medium pressure and moved the knife edge along the straight edge of the binder clip. I didn’t feel any pain. Then I became very confident and increased the pressure and began a slow and steady even cutting motion back and forth. The knife penetrated the crease and went deeper into my glans. After about three minutes, I was at the urethra and could feel some sensation, but I was determined to finish. I continued the cutting and finally, the binder clip with glans contained was free of the shaft and in my hand. I cried because I completed my task.
I kept the wrappings and rubber band applied to my shaft for an additional three hours. The I wanted to then cauterize the cut to promote clotting and scabbing. I heated a soldering iron to 600 degrees and applied the tip to the top of my cut shaft. There still was little discomfort. After another two hours, I removed the rubber band and twine wrapping. There was no bleeding at all. The cut end was very straight and made me proud.
I was able to get a little sleep and this morning my shaft is a little sore, but fully scabbed over and no bleeding. I will take one day at a time as the healing continues. Tonight, I will will most likely prepare my removed glans in a specimen jar of rubbing alcohol for preservation like a trophy. My new penis is beautiful and I am extremely happy with my results. In about a month, I will perform my self castration. I will blog that adventure.