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Too Sexy To Eat

Written by

Jordan Ginsberg


Well hey, look at this jaunty little missus! Among the various indignities I faced growing up in Canada, being deprived of Nickelodeon left me cold on countless cultural references, so I had no idea until just this second that this is, in fact, Wanda from The Fairly OddParents, which Wikipedia tells me is a highly popular show. (It also claims that many Nickelodeon are aired in Canada on other stations, but this seems like far-left propaganda.) At any rate! This electrocautery branding was done by Chavito at Nyaya in Saltillo, Coahuila, Mexico. Will this branding also teach children valuable lessons about being careful what you wish for and the most effective ways to replace your dim-bulb parents with supernatural creatures? Probably, yes.

Comments

11 responses to “Too Sexy To Eat”

  1. suzie Avatar
    suzie

    I LOVE WANDAAAAAA!!!! >^^< hahahaaa this roks

  2. vini Avatar
    vini

    haha that’s a good one , wanna see this wen it’s healed

  3. Celestial Avatar
    Celestial

    Fairly odd parents is awesome. Love it.

  4. glitteranddust Avatar
    glitteranddust

    I’m in Canada and we had Nickelodeon.
    That said, I’m from that far-west oddity that is BC.

  5. Dagon Avatar
    Dagon

    I’m from BC too. I don’t have the Nickelodeon channel though. o_O That show is on YTV instead.

  6. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Fuck that is funny!I love that show….lol

  7. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    Fairly Odd Parents is on YTV in Canada ;D

  8. Philipp Avatar
    Philipp

    WOAHHH FAIRLY ODDPARENTS I TOTALY LOVE THAT SHOW
    Awesome work

  9. MissBeth Avatar
    MissBeth

    This is absolutely excellent!

  10. Lee Avatar
    Lee

    I LOVED the fairly oddparents! So many fond TV memories….
    He should get Cosmo on the other side, or maybe it’s a couple’s mod and his gf/wife has cosmo

  11. FuckingClassy Avatar
    FuckingClassy

    Lee, that would be sweet if his wife has cosmo.
    But who has poof?!?1

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