Oh, hello.
I didn’t hear you come in.
I’m Peck. You might know me from High Priestess. You might know me from my world-class lambada technique. You might know me from my collection of limited-edition Murphy beds. Whatever the case may be, I’m glad you were punctual. I can’t tell you how often photographers feel like I’m supposed to be on their schedule. Can you imagine? Can you even imagine?
Oh, that scent? Yes, pungent, isn’t it? It’s a fragrance made from lavender, space diamonds and endangered Condor eggs. It’s new. And by new, I mean I possess the only bottle. No, you may not see it.
Of course, just set your gear down anywhere you please. That’s a handsome strobe system you’ve got there. I did a shoot a while back where the photographer only brought hot lamps. “I want you to have a more natural glisten,” he told me. Do you believe it? Me, looking unnatural. What did I do? I showed him the body oil I have made of glacier water and pure Norwegian amniotic fluid, then I rubbed a thimbleful on my ample biceps, then I had him banished to one of the Mars colonies. That’s just how I roll. Oh, you didn’t know about those? Forget I said anything.
I’m ready for my close-up now. Best of luck.
(Photo courtesy of Jason at Gorilla Glass.)
Comments
42 responses to “Set Straight Like A Perm”
Peck is amazing.
His large medusa fits his face perfectly!
Peck is amazing.
His large medusa fits his face perfectly!
Peck is fucking grand. Reset an anchor for me the first time we met. Can’t wait to get back out and see HPP
Peck is fucking grand. Reset an anchor for me the first time we met. Can’t wait to get back out and see HPP
Something about skinny guys with bellies does it for me. 😛
Something about skinny guys with bellies does it for me. 😛
He is unbelievably handsome.
He is unbelievably handsome.
i like all the matching plugs.
i like all the matching plugs.
His jewelery reminds me of shaped margarine, the way it glistens.
His jewelery reminds me of shaped margarine, the way it glistens.
Hahaha, Ru
Hahaha, Ru
3. —agreed!
3. —agreed!
whats on his forehead?
whats on his forehead?
Something about skinny guys with bellies does it for me too!!
Everything matches greatly on him.
Something about skinny guys with bellies does it for me too!!
Everything matches greatly on him.
Peck kicks ass.
im pretty sure he wakes up with that very intention.
possibly also to chew bubble gum. you know if he has time.
Peck kicks ass.
im pretty sure he wakes up with that very intention.
possibly also to chew bubble gum. you know if he has time.
wow, peck must have an unbelievable personality and body to have these shots of his tattoo’s up and not be torn to shreds.
just sayin
wow, peck must have an unbelievable personality and body to have these shots of his tattoo’s up and not be torn to shreds.
just sayin
omg He is beautiful.
omg He is beautiful.
“Oh, hello.” indeed!!! freaking hot!!
“Oh, hello.” indeed!!! freaking hot!!
everything about this man is pretty much perfect.
goddamn he is beautiful.
everything about this man is pretty much perfect.
goddamn he is beautiful.
So jealous of all Jeffs matching nostril/conch/philtrum/lobe sets. Hot damn.
So jealous of all Jeffs matching nostril/conch/philtrum/lobe sets. Hot damn.
naw, those HPP folks never have stupidly huge egos…
no, never
naw, those HPP folks never have stupidly huge egos…
no, never
of course someone always has to be a douchebag #17.
of course someone always has to be a douchebag #17.
jewellery is instant loveeeee!
jewellery is instant loveeeee!
#12- he does have an amazing personality, but obviously you have the god like sense of what makes an individuals tattoos “cool”, so I’ll leave it at that.
This cracked me up. Peck knows what it’s all about, getting lost in imax hunting sea mummiezzz 😀
#12- he does have an amazing personality, but obviously you have the god like sense of what makes an individuals tattoos “cool”, so I’ll leave it at that.
This cracked me up. Peck knows what it’s all about, getting lost in imax hunting sea mummiezzz 😀
Hey! I pierced his Medusa!
I knew I’d get a piercing on Modblog someday… haha.
Hey! I pierced his Medusa!
I knew I’d get a piercing on Modblog someday… haha.