Hey hey, it’s our old pal Mandic, checking in to show off his bearded clam! Wait, what? Oh, ha, it’s just a tattoo, not the actual sea creature/crude term for delightful female genitalia. Phew! As you can see, it’s conveniently placed in his armpit, so as to allow for maximum hilarity when his normal human hair grows back in, thus extending the “beard” and warming the cockles of our hearts. Let’s remember, though, that this is the same traitor who hates cheese, so let’s not go congratulating and back-slapping each other on a well-executed joke just yet. Ye olde procedural shot, after the jump.
(Tattoo by Frankie G. at Tattoo Marks Studio I in Souderton, Pennsylvania.)
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Arm pit vagina!
I wanna push and pull your shoulder
to satisfy my boner
Arm pit vagina!
I wanna push and pull your shoulder
to satisfy my boner
Arm pit vagina!
I wanna push and pull your shoulder
to satisfy my boner
Arm pit vagina!
I wanna push and pull your shoulder
to satisfy my boner
I can’t get over the idea of you raising your hand in a classroom and then having to explain this to the class.
“Alan? Can you explain to the class what that is a tattoo of?”
“Um… an… um… Bearded Clam ma’am.”
“There class. I hope you understand that tattoos can be a good showing of our passions and hobbies, like Alan’s homage to mollusks, and not always crude images referencing sex or portraying women as objects. Thank you for teaching us something Mr. Mandic.”
“Uh… sure.”
I can’t get over the idea of you raising your hand in a classroom and then having to explain this to the class.
“Alan? Can you explain to the class what that is a tattoo of?”
“Um… an… um… Bearded Clam ma’am.”
“There class. I hope you understand that tattoos can be a good showing of our passions and hobbies, like Alan’s homage to mollusks, and not always crude images referencing sex or portraying women as objects. Thank you for teaching us something Mr. Mandic.”
“Uh… sure.”
I can’t get over the idea of you raising your hand in a classroom and then having to explain this to the class.
“Alan? Can you explain to the class what that is a tattoo of?”
“Um… an… um… Bearded Clam ma’am.”
“There class. I hope you understand that tattoos can be a good showing of our passions and hobbies, like Alan’s homage to mollusks, and not always crude images referencing sex or portraying women as objects. Thank you for teaching us something Mr. Mandic.”
“Uh… sure.”
I can’t get over the idea of you raising your hand in a classroom and then having to explain this to the class.
“Alan? Can you explain to the class what that is a tattoo of?”
“Um… an… um… Bearded Clam ma’am.”
“There class. I hope you understand that tattoos can be a good showing of our passions and hobbies, like Alan’s homage to mollusks, and not always crude images referencing sex or portraying women as objects. Thank you for teaching us something Mr. Mandic.”
“Uh… sure.”
I so love this tattoo
I so love this tattoo
I so love this tattoo
I so love this tattoo
Mmmm, musky smelling vag clam.
Mmmm, musky smelling vag clam.
Mmmm, musky smelling vag clam.
Mmmm, musky smelling vag clam.
NOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOM
Whispering eye.
Whispering eye.
Whispering eye.
Whispering eye.
no worries, Meme, Mandic isn’t in school
i <3 your clam-gina, Mandic!
no worries, Meme, Mandic isn’t in school
i <3 your clam-gina, Mandic!
no worries, Meme, Mandic isn’t in school
i <3 your clam-gina, Mandic!
no worries, Meme, Mandic isn’t in school
i <3 your clam-gina, Mandic!
Randy is quite aware I am not in school dear.
However if I find myself in a class setting again, I will make sure to be shirtless and raise my left hand… I mean not like it is so odd for me to be minus clothing.
Randy is quite aware I am not in school dear.
However if I find myself in a class setting again, I will make sure to be shirtless and raise my left hand… I mean not like it is so odd for me to be minus clothing.
Randy is quite aware I am not in school dear.
However if I find myself in a class setting again, I will make sure to be shirtless and raise my left hand… I mean not like it is so odd for me to be minus clothing.
Randy is quite aware I am not in school dear.
However if I find myself in a class setting again, I will make sure to be shirtless and raise my left hand… I mean not like it is so odd for me to be minus clothing.
That’s pretty damn amazing.
My girlfriend loves this as well
That’s pretty damn amazing.
My girlfriend loves this as well
That’s pretty damn amazing.
My girlfriend loves this as well
That’s pretty damn amazing.
My girlfriend loves this as well
this is awsome. i love it.
this is awsome. i love it.
this is awsome. i love it.
this is awsome. i love it.
Is that your nipple?
Please say that it is not.
I’m going to have nightmares about misplaced nipples now, I know I am.
It’s all the way to the side!
Nipples don’t go there!
That’s not where nipples reside!
Tell it to go back.
Tell it right now.
Is that your nipple?
Please say that it is not.
I’m going to have nightmares about misplaced nipples now, I know I am.
It’s all the way to the side!
Nipples don’t go there!
That’s not where nipples reside!
Tell it to go back.
Tell it right now.
Is that your nipple?
Please say that it is not.
I’m going to have nightmares about misplaced nipples now, I know I am.
It’s all the way to the side!
Nipples don’t go there!
That’s not where nipples reside!
Tell it to go back.
Tell it right now.
Is that your nipple?
Please say that it is not.
I’m going to have nightmares about misplaced nipples now, I know I am.
It’s all the way to the side!
Nipples don’t go there!
That’s not where nipples reside!
Tell it to go back.
Tell it right now.
Ha, that is in fact my nipple. I guess how I am stretched out it is off to the side. My nipples are kind of far off to the sides as is, ha.
Ha, that is in fact my nipple. I guess how I am stretched out it is off to the side. My nipples are kind of far off to the sides as is, ha.
Ha, that is in fact my nipple. I guess how I am stretched out it is off to the side. My nipples are kind of far off to the sides as is, ha.
Ha, that is in fact my nipple. I guess how I am stretched out it is off to the side. My nipples are kind of far off to the sides as is, ha.
Can we please have a follow up picture when the hair grows back? 😀
Can we please have a follow up picture when the hair grows back? 😀