A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

A Delicious Torment


Continuing with our tireless effort to bring you the very best in Summer of Dead Celebrities coverage, we announce with heavy hearts that beloved children’s book character/pansexual spokesthing Waldo has passed away, as seen above, looking his Harvey Dent-ish best. Cause of death is unknown, and though he was surrounded by nearly countless bystanders, not a single person claims to have seen him perish. Sources claim those in close vicinity were more interested in trying to find hidden swastikas or in catching topless sunbathers. Reports indicate, however, that Waldo continues to walk the earth, begging to be found, and probably stopping occasionally to eat folk, now that he is a zombie.

(Tattoo by Marty Lacombe at Live Once Tattoos in North Bay, Ontario.)

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Comments

26 responses to “A Delicious Torment”

  1. press_corpse Avatar
    press_corpse

    awesome!

  2. press_corpse Avatar
    press_corpse

    awesome!

  3. Bonnie Avatar

    Freaking awesome! Love the creative description and love the way goulish Waldo looks! yay!

  4. Bonnie Avatar

    Freaking awesome! Love the creative description and love the way goulish Waldo looks! yay!

  5. josh luke murray Avatar

    that is definately wally :S

  6. josh luke murray Avatar

    that is definately wally :S

  7. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    I’m definitely LOVING the surge of zombies on here!

  8. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    I’m definitely LOVING the surge of zombies on here!

  9. NIC Avatar
    NIC

    thats wally, not waldo!! cool tattoo!

  10. NIC Avatar
    NIC

    thats wally, not waldo!! cool tattoo!

  11. Viking's Valkyrie Avatar
    Viking’s Valkyrie

    He’s Waldo if you are in the US or Canada!

  12. Viking's Valkyrie Avatar
    Viking’s Valkyrie

    He’s Waldo if you are in the US or Canada!

  13. Jason The Barbarian Avatar
    Jason The Barbarian

    Fuck yes…whose idea was it, Chris or Marty? i must know!

  14. Jason The Barbarian Avatar
    Jason The Barbarian

    Fuck yes…whose idea was it, Chris or Marty? i must know!

  15. Aiwass Avatar
    Aiwass

    ahhh i love it, but i recognize that leg so i hope it you know, rots off

  16. Aiwass Avatar
    Aiwass

    ahhh i love it, but i recognize that leg so i hope it you know, rots off

  17. PC Avatar
    PC

    Um.
    I found him.

  18. PC Avatar
    PC

    Um.
    I found him.

  19. Lunar Avatar

    We found him, but it was too late.

  20. Lunar Avatar

    We found him, but it was too late.

  21. lovedarling Avatar

    Hahah 3&5 that’s what I thought!
    6-ooo really?
    Fun story, a fully grown man decided to play dress ups, and I found wally in a crowd of moshers=) I felt accoplished.
    Fin.

  22. lovedarling Avatar

    Hahah 3&5 that’s what I thought!
    6-ooo really?
    Fun story, a fully grown man decided to play dress ups, and I found wally in a crowd of moshers=) I felt accoplished.
    Fin.

  23. eternal_bliss Avatar
    eternal_bliss

    thats fucking awesome, i love it, and the description is very well written.

  24. eternal_bliss Avatar
    eternal_bliss

    thats fucking awesome, i love it, and the description is very well written.

  25. AmandaGee Avatar

    i so love this.

  26. AmandaGee Avatar

    i so love this.

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