“But why?” you ask. “Why would someone get a tattoo of a palm tree built out of a hilarious dick and balls?” Who knows? Maybe the wearer is from the islands—nude islands. Maybe she asked for three simple stars to be tattooed, then fell asleep and woke up with this. Maybe it’s some sort of dick-in-palm masturbation joke, of which I would approve entirely. The truth is, we may never know why. But, there is a question we can answer: Not why a person would get this tattoo, but where? The answer, my friends, is beyond the click-through.
(Tattoo by Lazlow at Altered Images in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.)
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46 responses to “The Milk’s Gone Bad”
best
tattoo
ever
best
tattoo
ever
haha so good. oh so good hahaha
haha so good. oh so good hahaha
Haha.
Also, she has the cutest little ladyparts, I bet that would look lovely with a Christina piercing.
Haha.
Also, she has the cutest little ladyparts, I bet that would look lovely with a Christina piercing.
Wow now I hope this is at least on a chick 😛
Wow now I hope this is at least on a chick 😛
Why does the top of her outer labia sort of…tuck in under the ridge where they meet?I’ve never seen girly bits with that before.
Why does the top of her outer labia sort of…tuck in under the ridge where they meet?I’ve never seen girly bits with that before.
Why does the top of her outer labia sort of…tuck in under the ridge where they meet?I’ve never seen girly bits with that before.I’m just curious :p
And the tattoo is..well,kinda cute in a perverted way.haha.I love that one of the coconut balls is bigger than the other.
Why does the top of her outer labia sort of…tuck in under the ridge where they meet?I’ve never seen girly bits with that before.I’m just curious :p
And the tattoo is..well,kinda cute in a perverted way.haha.I love that one of the coconut balls is bigger than the other.
her vagina is eating her clitoris.
her vagina is eating her clitoris.
#5,#6
Bigger girls get that
#5,#6
Bigger girls get that
I am mori! this is not!
I am mori! this is not!
#8. I hope you didn’t mean Māori.
#8. I hope you didn’t mean Māori.
my “girly bits” do the same thing…
i can’t tell you why..they’ve been like that as long as i’ve known they were there…
my “girly bits” do the same thing…
i can’t tell you why..they’ve been like that as long as i’ve known they were there…
that’s the exact placement I thought of when I saw the tattoo
that’s the exact placement I thought of when I saw the tattoo
!!!!
do you know how stoked i am to see someone with ladybits like mine?
fun tattoo
!!!!
do you know how stoked i am to see someone with ladybits like mine?
fun tattoo
I would call that shape of ladybits an innie. I like penis tattoos, but would be embarrassed to get one.
I would call that shape of ladybits an innie. I like penis tattoos, but would be embarrassed to get one.
those may be the ugliest lady parts EVERRRR
those may be the ugliest lady parts EVERRRR
“Maybe she asked for three simple stars to be tattooed, then fell asleep and woke up with this”
YES!!! You’ve made my day.
Love the tattoo, love the unique shape of her parts… this is awesome.
“Maybe she asked for three simple stars to be tattooed, then fell asleep and woke up with this”
YES!!! You’ve made my day.
Love the tattoo, love the unique shape of her parts… this is awesome.
I would put those perfectly tidy ladyparts to good use and get a Christina. It would look adorable.
I would put those perfectly tidy ladyparts to good use and get a Christina. It would look adorable.
Rockin’ palm-cock! And that’s a chubby girl cunt, fyi..
Rockin’ palm-cock! And that’s a chubby girl cunt, fyi..
“Three simple stars,” hahahahaha!
“Three simple stars,” hahahahaha!
IT’S NOT FUCKING CHUBBY, you porno chauvinists. I know plenty of skinny girls with “innies” like that.
IT’S NOT FUCKING CHUBBY, you porno chauvinists. I know plenty of skinny girls with “innies” like that.
I want a dick :[
oh wait, I already have one. thanks Brian Decker & Steve Truitt. ha!
I want a dick :[
oh wait, I already have one. thanks Brian Decker & Steve Truitt. ha!
#20
Calm down with all that, in my experience chubby girls get that shape to their vagina, I’m not being a “porno chauvinist” I’m just answering someones question with the experience I’ve had, not bashing anyone so chill the fuck out
#20
Calm down with all that, in my experience chubby girls get that shape to their vagina, I’m not being a “porno chauvinist” I’m just answering someones question with the experience I’ve had, not bashing anyone so chill the fuck out
yay! i sooo guessed right!
yay! i sooo guessed right!