And here, straight from wintry Siberian Novosibirsk, Russia, comes a handsome young gent (with his lobes stretched to an impressive 60 mm.) and his terrifying nightmare doll. Sure, he says it’s part of a “performance” of some kind, and maybe he deserves the benefit of the doubt, but the second that thing shows up in my dreams and tries to devour my soul (only a matter of time, really), I swear to God I am driving to Russia and throwing that creature in the fire pit.
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his ears look amazeing
his ears look amazeing
holy cow! he’s so gorgeous!
holy cow! he’s so gorgeous!
Wow! His left arm is incredible!!
Wow! His left arm is incredible!!
hes like a sexier modded hugh grant. i very much approve.
hes like a sexier modded hugh grant. i very much approve.
*drooooool*
*drooooool*
He is beautiful…mmmm Russian guys… but that doll is creepy!
He is beautiful…mmmm Russian guys… but that doll is creepy!
Beautiful man. Not so much a fan of the doll.
Beautiful man. Not so much a fan of the doll.
Handsome men like this need to immigrate to San Diego, California.
Kthanx
Handsome men like this need to immigrate to San Diego, California.
Kthanx
wow, he is just gorgeous.
wow, he is just gorgeous.
i just keep coming back to this picture, i REALLY want to see more pictures of him!
i just keep coming back to this picture, i REALLY want to see more pictures of him!
oh my god, i want to eat him.
oh my god, i want to eat him.
ah I love russians.. there really should be more on here
ah I love russians.. there really should be more on here
Jordan, I’ll frickin’ drive to Russia with you and help you incinerate the evil doll. It’s obvious malevolence has kept me from throughly enjoying the rest of the photo.
Jordan, I’ll frickin’ drive to Russia with you and help you incinerate the evil doll. It’s obvious malevolence has kept me from throughly enjoying the rest of the photo.
He is gorgeous and the doll is actually kind of cute in a eerie way.
He is gorgeous and the doll is actually kind of cute in a eerie way.
Why are there Russian mail-order bride websites but none for Russian mail-order husbands?
Why are there Russian mail-order bride websites but none for Russian mail-order husbands?
I like all the washed out colors in the pic.
I like all the washed out colors in the pic.
holy cow. who is he!
holy cow. who is he!
I can’t even look at that picture. That puppet creeps the hell out of me!
I can’t even look at that picture. That puppet creeps the hell out of me!
That doll will warp and haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.
– The other day at the mall, a big fucking mouse thing came out of Toy Tales (it was a mascot of some kind, person in costume) and I literally screamed “OH MY GOD!” at the top of my lungs and ran away. I fuckin hate dolls and shit in costumes! Don’t even get me started on clowns!
That doll will warp and haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.
– The other day at the mall, a big fucking mouse thing came out of Toy Tales (it was a mascot of some kind, person in costume) and I literally screamed “OH MY GOD!” at the top of my lungs and ran away. I fuckin hate dolls and shit in costumes! Don’t even get me started on clowns!
why arent there any men like this in california. so fucking gorgeous
why arent there any men like this in california. so fucking gorgeous
what a fuckin babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
what a fuckin babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That is one handsome man with some of the sexiest (and healthiest) lobes I’ve ever seen.
That is one handsome man with some of the sexiest (and healthiest) lobes I’ve ever seen.
for some reason this pic creeps me out.
for some reason this pic creeps me out.
I cat understand, why such looking man is paid so much attention, I so often see people like him every day, and they did not impress me)) mabe cause I live in Siberia too?)))
I cat understand, why such looking man is paid so much attention, I so often see people like him every day, and they did not impress me)) mabe cause I live in Siberia too?)))
Oh, no, guys! This doll called Petrushka. It is good child personage. He is really cute%)
Oh, no, guys! This doll called Petrushka. It is good child personage. He is really cute%)