A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

I Never Visit


Hoo boy, would you look at that? That…well…that’s just plain vulgar, isn’t it? Yes sir. Misogynistic? Absolutely. Just generally distasteful and offensive? Undoubtedly. Yep, something like that is damn-near sure to instigate a host of heated comments. Yes, indeed.

(It sure is well done though, isn’t it? Tattoo by Josh Weir. Also: Paging Mike Beer! Mike Beer to the courtesy phone!)

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Comments

192 responses to “I Never Visit”

  1. analise Avatar

    WHY!!
    does not compute.

    it’s weird how i can see 43986 crazy genital piercings or random implants and heavy mods and not think much of it, but a creampie’d vag tattooed on someone’s leg is what really makes me go “..the hell?!”.

  2. PC Avatar
    PC

    Well done, sure.
    Still don’t really know why someone would want that tattooed, though.
    But as always, to each their own. :]

  3. PC Avatar
    PC

    Well done, sure.
    Still don’t really know why someone would want that tattooed, though.
    But as always, to each their own. :]

  4. PC Avatar
    PC

    Well done, sure.
    Still don’t really know why someone would want that tattooed, though.
    But as always, to each their own. :]

  5. Some Girl Avatar
    Some Girl

    I didn’t even see that it said destroy until I looked at it again.
    I kind of wonder if this lowers this persons chances of actually seeing the real thing.

  6. Some Girl Avatar
    Some Girl

    I didn’t even see that it said destroy until I looked at it again.
    I kind of wonder if this lowers this persons chances of actually seeing the real thing.

  7. Some Girl Avatar
    Some Girl

    I didn’t even see that it said destroy until I looked at it again.
    I kind of wonder if this lowers this persons chances of actually seeing the real thing.

  8. kier Avatar

    Well, isn’t that lovely.

  9. kier Avatar

    Well, isn’t that lovely.

  10. kier Avatar

    Well, isn’t that lovely.

  11. RenoBlack Avatar
    RenoBlack

    It doesn’t really look that well done.

    I can appreciate someone getting something like this on what looks like the back of their calf. It’s ballsy.

  12. RenoBlack Avatar
    RenoBlack

    It doesn’t really look that well done.

    I can appreciate someone getting something like this on what looks like the back of their calf. It’s ballsy.

  13. RenoBlack Avatar
    RenoBlack

    It doesn’t really look that well done.

    I can appreciate someone getting something like this on what looks like the back of their calf. It’s ballsy.

  14. Meme Avatar
    Meme

    Some of the highlights are a little too hard but all in all it’s pretty damn good.

    @19: as I’m sure the wearer and our friend Mike the hunted can attest to, no. no it doesn’t lessen the chances at all. Quite the opposite actually.

  15. Meme Avatar
    Meme

    Some of the highlights are a little too hard but all in all it’s pretty damn good.

    @19: as I’m sure the wearer and our friend Mike the hunted can attest to, no. no it doesn’t lessen the chances at all. Quite the opposite actually.

  16. Meme Avatar
    Meme

    Some of the highlights are a little too hard but all in all it’s pretty damn good.

    @19: as I’m sure the wearer and our friend Mike the hunted can attest to, no. no it doesn’t lessen the chances at all. Quite the opposite actually.

  17. Anjellica Avatar
    Anjellica

    WHY. I usually don’t question people’s tattoos but wtf would make anyone wanna get this marked on themselves?

  18. Anjellica Avatar
    Anjellica

    WHY. I usually don’t question people’s tattoos but wtf would make anyone wanna get this marked on themselves?

  19. Anjellica Avatar
    Anjellica

    WHY. I usually don’t question people’s tattoos but wtf would make anyone wanna get this marked on themselves?

  20. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    it makes me sad that her butthole is bleeding.

  21. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    it makes me sad that her butthole is bleeding.

  22. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    it makes me sad that her butthole is bleeding.

  23. delilah Avatar
    delilah

    where are the other set of knuckles!!!! thats all i want to know….

  24. delilah Avatar
    delilah

    where are the other set of knuckles!!!! thats all i want to know….

  25. delilah Avatar
    delilah

    where are the other set of knuckles!!!! thats all i want to know….

  26. glitteranddust Avatar
    glitteranddust

    25: I’m really glad that I’m not the only one way more concerned with the fact that the fingers are missing a joint than the fact that someone tattooed a body part on a body part.

  27. glitteranddust Avatar
    glitteranddust

    25: I’m really glad that I’m not the only one way more concerned with the fact that the fingers are missing a joint than the fact that someone tattooed a body part on a body part.

  28. glitteranddust Avatar
    glitteranddust

    25: I’m really glad that I’m not the only one way more concerned with the fact that the fingers are missing a joint than the fact that someone tattooed a body part on a body part.

  29. IMP Avatar
    IMP

    who’s mikE?

  30. IMP Avatar
    IMP

    who’s mikE?

  31. IMP Avatar
    IMP

    who’s mikE?

  32. jessa Avatar

    heh, her butthole is bleeding.. all in all, that looks absolutely rad. i wanna touch her vag 😛

  33. jessa Avatar

    heh, her butthole is bleeding.. all in all, that looks absolutely rad. i wanna touch her vag 😛

  34. jessa Avatar

    heh, her butthole is bleeding.. all in all, that looks absolutely rad. i wanna touch her vag 😛

  35. Matt Avatar

    It’s really the cum stains that make it.

    What exactly it makes though, I’m not sure.

  36. Matt Avatar

    It’s really the cum stains that make it.

    What exactly it makes though, I’m not sure.

  37. Matt Avatar

    It’s really the cum stains that make it.

    What exactly it makes though, I’m not sure.

  38. Vivi Avatar
    Vivi

    The french manicure is a classy touch, for sure.

  39. Vivi Avatar
    Vivi

    The french manicure is a classy touch, for sure.

  40. Vivi Avatar
    Vivi

    The french manicure is a classy touch, for sure.

  41. WerewolfRA Avatar
    WerewolfRA

    F’n awesome.

  42. WerewolfRA Avatar
    WerewolfRA

    F’n awesome.

  43. WerewolfRA Avatar
    WerewolfRA

    F’n awesome.

  44. becca Avatar
    becca

    haha that is so funny I have taken pictures like this before! minus the blood though….

    sick tatt!!!!

  45. becca Avatar
    becca

    haha that is so funny I have taken pictures like this before! minus the blood though….

    sick tatt!!!!

  46. becca Avatar
    becca

    haha that is so funny I have taken pictures like this before! minus the blood though….

    sick tatt!!!!

  47. sunshowers Avatar
    sunshowers

    Yeah, that’s going to look really great when all that bristly leg hair grows back in. Seriously, do people even take that into consideration?!

  48. sunshowers Avatar
    sunshowers

    Yeah, that’s going to look really great when all that bristly leg hair grows back in. Seriously, do people even take that into consideration?!

  49. sunshowers Avatar
    sunshowers

    Yeah, that’s going to look really great when all that bristly leg hair grows back in. Seriously, do people even take that into consideration?!

  50. Riley Avatar
    Riley

    I can’t believe someone would get a tattoo like this, it’s just really disturbing to see fingers that are missing a knuckle. Just plain wrong.

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