A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

I Never Visit


Hoo boy, would you look at that? That…well…that’s just plain vulgar, isn’t it? Yes sir. Misogynistic? Absolutely. Just generally distasteful and offensive? Undoubtedly. Yep, something like that is damn-near sure to instigate a host of heated comments. Yes, indeed.

(It sure is well done though, isn’t it? Tattoo by Josh Weir. Also: Paging Mike Beer! Mike Beer to the courtesy phone!)

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Comments

192 responses to “I Never Visit”

  1. VOMIT Avatar

    hahahaha that is fucking gross!

  2. VOMIT Avatar

    hahahaha that is fucking gross!

  3. VOMIT Avatar

    hahahaha that is fucking gross!

  4. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    LOL! Disgusting, yes.
    —- but why? I certainly hope he doesn’t have kids HAHAHA!

  5. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    LOL! Disgusting, yes.
    —- but why? I certainly hope he doesn’t have kids HAHAHA!

  6. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    LOL! Disgusting, yes.
    —- but why? I certainly hope he doesn’t have kids HAHAHA!

  7. fireship Avatar

    mike, you really should have asked before you got my vagina tattooed on your leg. although i am flattered.

  8. fireship Avatar

    mike, you really should have asked before you got my vagina tattooed on your leg. although i am flattered.

  9. fireship Avatar

    mike, you really should have asked before you got my vagina tattooed on your leg. although i am flattered.

  10. fireship Avatar

    or that’s not mike.

  11. fireship Avatar

    or that’s not mike.

  12. fireship Avatar

    or that’s not mike.

  13. steven kelly Avatar

    i like how this follows up the last post.

  14. steven kelly Avatar

    i like how this follows up the last post.

  15. steven kelly Avatar

    i like how this follows up the last post.

  16. valy Avatar

    oh..i wish it was on mike, that’s something suited for him i guess ^^ nevertless being distasteful and offensive it’s a really well done tattoo…loved it xD

  17. valy Avatar

    oh..i wish it was on mike, that’s something suited for him i guess ^^ nevertless being distasteful and offensive it’s a really well done tattoo…loved it xD

  18. valy Avatar

    oh..i wish it was on mike, that’s something suited for him i guess ^^ nevertless being distasteful and offensive it’s a really well done tattoo…loved it xD

  19. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    Destrok??

  20. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    Destrok??

  21. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    Destrok??

  22. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    ooowww riiiight DESTROY… mmm yummy!!!

  23. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    ooowww riiiight DESTROY… mmm yummy!!!

  24. SherbetDips Avatar
    SherbetDips

    ooowww riiiight DESTROY… mmm yummy!!!

  25. FetusFajitas666 Avatar

    that’s pretty rad

  26. FetusFajitas666 Avatar

    that’s pretty rad

  27. FetusFajitas666 Avatar

    that’s pretty rad

  28. FetusFajitas666 Avatar

    p.s. love the butthole

  29. FetusFajitas666 Avatar

    p.s. love the butthole

  30. FetusFajitas666 Avatar

    p.s. love the butthole

  31. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    Maybe shouldn’t have opened that up onto the screen while my mother was in the room…

  32. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    Maybe shouldn’t have opened that up onto the screen while my mother was in the room…

  33. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    Maybe shouldn’t have opened that up onto the screen while my mother was in the room…

  34. Baitbucket Avatar
    Baitbucket

    I love it!

  35. Baitbucket Avatar
    Baitbucket

    I love it!

  36. Baitbucket Avatar
    Baitbucket

    I love it!

  37. Celepr0n Avatar
    Celepr0n

    Can’t see any offending content here. And the Witchhunt for Mike Beer is ridiculous.

    Just my opinion.

  38. Celepr0n Avatar
    Celepr0n

    Can’t see any offending content here. And the Witchhunt for Mike Beer is ridiculous.

    Just my opinion.

  39. Celepr0n Avatar
    Celepr0n

    Can’t see any offending content here. And the Witchhunt for Mike Beer is ridiculous.

    Just my opinion.

  40. Random. Avatar

    aww c’mon, no nsfw pixelized click-through?
    where are your manners?

  41. Random. Avatar

    aww c’mon, no nsfw pixelized click-through?
    where are your manners?

  42. Random. Avatar

    aww c’mon, no nsfw pixelized click-through?
    where are your manners?

  43. alex. Avatar
    alex.

    that’s cute!
    😀

  44. alex. Avatar
    alex.

    that’s cute!
    😀

  45. alex. Avatar
    alex.

    that’s cute!
    😀

  46. Charon Avatar
    Charon

    That looks pretty shitty.

  47. Charon Avatar
    Charon

    That looks pretty shitty.

  48. Charon Avatar
    Charon

    That looks pretty shitty.

  49. analise Avatar

    WHY!!
    does not compute.

    it’s weird how i can see 43986 crazy genital piercings or random implants and heavy mods and not think much of it, but a creampie’d vag tattooed on someone’s leg is what really makes me go “..the hell?!”.

  50. analise Avatar

    WHY!!
    does not compute.

    it’s weird how i can see 43986 crazy genital piercings or random implants and heavy mods and not think much of it, but a creampie’d vag tattooed on someone’s leg is what really makes me go “..the hell?!”.

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