A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Never a Stab Nor Squirm


Sure, we’re all aware by now of the irrefutable fact that, over the course one’s life, the average person will eat several hundred thousand spiders, typically while sleeping, because spiders are nature’s pranksters. As Chuckie from Hungary up there illustrates, however, a lesser-known (but no less chilling) tidbit is that, on average of once a month, an earthworm crawls right up your damn nose. Chuckie’s stretched septum piercing confused this primitive monster from lodging itself in his brain, luckily, but most of us, sadly, will not be so fortunate.

Comments

86 responses to “Never a Stab Nor Squirm”

  1. Zombea Avatar

    This is super gross… but also awesome.

  2. Zombea Avatar

    This is super gross… but also awesome.

  3. b Avatar
    b

    eeehh O_o god…

  4. b Avatar
    b

    eeehh O_o god…

  5. Céline Aieta Avatar

    crazy & gross! like it

  6. Céline Aieta Avatar

    crazy & gross! like it

  7. Jojo Avatar
    Jojo

    thats one gnarly bump on his cheek piercing.

  8. Jojo Avatar
    Jojo

    thats one gnarly bump on his cheek piercing.

  9. Laurel Avatar

    Hilarious and gross at the same time. I’m just imagining how that feels…I mean…worms even feel pretty uncomfortable in my hand…let alone in my nose haha.

  10. Laurel Avatar

    Hilarious and gross at the same time. I’m just imagining how that feels…I mean…worms even feel pretty uncomfortable in my hand…let alone in my nose haha.

  11. Aviram Avatar
    Aviram

    gross??? that thing is just erotic in any level.

  12. Aviram Avatar
    Aviram

    gross??? that thing is just erotic in any level.

  13. Vombie Avatar

    THIS PICTURE IS AAAAWESOME

  14. Vombie Avatar

    THIS PICTURE IS AAAAWESOME

  15. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    lobes kinda look like worms precariously hugging onto plugs.

  16. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    lobes kinda look like worms precariously hugging onto plugs.

  17. Ashleigh Avatar

    I bet he could get a huge fish that way.

  18. Ashleigh Avatar

    I bet he could get a huge fish that way.

  19. London Avatar

    eekk this is awesome, expect the process of getting the worm in and out gives me the williesss

  20. London Avatar

    eekk this is awesome, expect the process of getting the worm in and out gives me the williesss

  21. ChloroformKisses Avatar
    ChloroformKisses

    YES. FUCK YES.

  22. ChloroformKisses Avatar
    ChloroformKisses

    YES. FUCK YES.

  23. Candy Avatar
    Candy

    Super gross…but he’s extremely hot…

  24. Candy Avatar
    Candy

    Super gross…but he’s extremely hot…

  25. armybrat Avatar
    armybrat

    As many terrible and icky things as I’ve run across on ModBlog, I can honestly say this is the first thing that’s ever made me grossed out. I’ve never had a problem eating while reading before today. …Bleh.

    So bring on the crazy infected mods and the bleeding everywhere genital play, but apparently an earthworm is just too much for me.

  26. armybrat Avatar
    armybrat

    As many terrible and icky things as I’ve run across on ModBlog, I can honestly say this is the first thing that’s ever made me grossed out. I’ve never had a problem eating while reading before today. …Bleh.

    So bring on the crazy infected mods and the bleeding everywhere genital play, but apparently an earthworm is just too much for me.

  27. Myke Avatar
    Myke

    …I dunno, his ears look scary, his piercings don’t really look healthy…
    And there’s a worm through his septum…

  28. Myke Avatar
    Myke

    …I dunno, his ears look scary, his piercings don’t really look healthy…
    And there’s a worm through his septum…

  29. Auxo Avatar
    Auxo

    iew… haha

  30. Auxo Avatar
    Auxo

    iew… haha

  31. Aviram Avatar
    Aviram

    ah, he looks like the guy from linkin park, chester or whatever his name is.

  32. Aviram Avatar
    Aviram

    ah, he looks like the guy from linkin park, chester or whatever his name is.

  33. dean farrar Avatar
    dean farrar

    what a mess

  34. dean farrar Avatar
    dean farrar

    what a mess

  35. Michelle Massacre Avatar

    his piercings look sad!! but yeah, that worm is pretty awesome/nasty.

  36. Michelle Massacre Avatar

    his piercings look sad!! but yeah, that worm is pretty awesome/nasty.

  37. Loco Avatar
    Loco

    OMG No he didn’t!…..

  38. Loco Avatar
    Loco

    OMG No he didn’t!…..

  39. cookie Avatar
    cookie

    those piercings are all sorts of bad

  40. cookie Avatar
    cookie

    those piercings are all sorts of bad

  41. trailerparkjesus Avatar

    i have never been grossed out about anything i see on here until today..this irks me for some odd reason

  42. trailerparkjesus Avatar

    i have never been grossed out about anything i see on here until today..this irks me for some odd reason

  43. jessa Avatar
    jessa

    that’s all kinds of awesome, but his poor lips…. look so itchy and dry and infected 🙁 owwwyy

  44. jessa Avatar
    jessa

    that’s all kinds of awesome, but his poor lips…. look so itchy and dry and infected 🙁 owwwyy

  45. Rosée Avatar

    This picture gives me the heebie geebies

  46. Rosée Avatar

    This picture gives me the heebie geebies

  47. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    I dont even want to think about what worm slime feels like inside your nose. *cringe* Grossssss.

  48. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    I dont even want to think about what worm slime feels like inside your nose. *cringe* Grossssss.

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