Alright, OK, enough of the good times we’ve been having today, what with all the Satan faces and ancient religious weaponry—time to get down to brass tacks, and the dangers of this so-called “body modification” of which we are all such great fans. See that up there? That man, covered in food? Trying desperately to tongue that bit of sauerkraut off his face? This, my friends, is one of the many potential pitfalls of engaging in risk-laden behaviors such as “body piercing.” I’m not saying you absolutely shouldn’t get piercings, but just look at Artie up on top and, being honest with yourself, decide if that sort of life—happy, attractive, well-fed—is the kind of existence with which you are comfortable. Just saying.
(Photo by Phoenixxx.)
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34 responses to “Training is Everything”
I love!
I love!
that was some tasty kraut.
that was some tasty kraut.
split ear lobe?
split ear lobe?
I don’t think I managed to consume a single hot dog this weekend… how’d that happen? Artie looks so wholesome in this picture. Like a long haired Dennis Mitchell. He means well… but oh boy will there be shenanigans!
I don’t think I managed to consume a single hot dog this weekend… how’d that happen? Artie looks so wholesome in this picture. Like a long haired Dennis Mitchell. He means well… but oh boy will there be shenanigans!
haha i dont often have that problem, seeing how i can lick my nose, and septum jewelry without a lot of effort! and mmmm kraut…
haha i dont often have that problem, seeing how i can lick my nose, and septum jewelry without a lot of effort! and mmmm kraut…
Hey Artie, do you have the time?
Hey Artie, do you have the time?
Dude, I laugh every time I see this picture. He was working pretty goddamn hard to get that sauerkraut too!
Dude, I laugh every time I see this picture. He was working pretty goddamn hard to get that sauerkraut too!
Yuck, at first it looked like he was trying to lick a giant piece of snot from his nose.
Yuck, at first it looked like he was trying to lick a giant piece of snot from his nose.
artie is the highest caliber of human being known to mankind
artie is the highest caliber of human being known to mankind
A+ Would ogle again.
A+ Would ogle again.
haha. That’s really quite cute 😛
haha. That’s really quite cute 😛
Well look who’s famous. I’m gonna go link up my profile.
Well look who’s famous. I’m gonna go link up my profile.
i totally thought that was a bugar at first
i totally thought that was a bugar at first
hey, that’s outside of my house! hilarious picture, definitely a funny moment.
hey, that’s outside of my house! hilarious picture, definitely a funny moment.
theres just one thing missing……..
anyone?
anyone?
what happened to that sweet molester stache we came to know and love
theres just one thing missing……..
anyone?
anyone?
what happened to that sweet molester stache we came to know and love
You mean this beautiful bastard?
You mean this beautiful bastard?
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